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  • C Chris Maunder

    Pure morbid curiosity. I think maybe we should have an annoying word of the week that everyone tries to fit into their posts. You've all been so clever and imaginitive with the g-word that I'm sure you'd like a new challenge. Surely? cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)

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    > I think maybe we should have an annoying word of the week that everyone tries to fit into their > posts. You've all been so clever and imaginitive with the g-word that I'm sure you'd like a new > challenge. This would be great! The word would a) have to be eligible for more than merely a week (maybe one-three months instead), and b) have to be difficult to uise in everyday language though. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      Sylvia's a babe, and she's a three-holer too. :) "...the staggering layers of obcenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      Aren't most of them three-holers? :)

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        Sylvia's a babe, and she's a three-holer too. :) "...the staggering layers of obcenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        Sylvia's a babe, and she's a three-holer too. What on earth is a - no, wait, forget I asked. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001

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          Sylvia's a babe, and she's a three-holer too. What on earth is a - no, wait, forget I asked. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001

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          I think it is a golfing term :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001

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            I haven't seen any porn for years. Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn and Bambi Woods are the only stars from that era that I can remember. If I had known you were going to post on this subject I would have asked Chris where in Canberra all the best porn vendors are located. I still reckon Chris is a secret porn star himself, he just doesn't want it known. Doesn't want any movies based on Code Project, laptops, development and Bob in the future. Like they did in Boogie Nights and the 70's and 80's porn scene. :-D Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone

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            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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            I still reckon Chris is a secret porn star himself, he just doesn't want it known. Doesn't want any movies based on Code Project, laptops, development and Bob in the future. Like they did in Boogie Nights and the 70's and 80's porn scene. LOL :laugh: Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd
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            http://www.resorg.co.uk

            "I'm just another 'S' bend in the internet. A ton of stuff goes through my system, and some of the hairer, stickier and lumpier stuff sticks." - Chris Maunder (I just couldn't let that one past ;))

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            • P Paul Watson

              Why on earth would you want to *date* a pronstar? I can just imagine. Take her out to a fancy restaurant, stare blankly at each other for 2 hours then admit all you have between each other is, well, pron. Go home and re-inact your favourite scenes then she goes home and you get to tell your buddies you scored a pron star. :laugh: The one pron flick I ever watched made me laugh more than it aroused me. Was some cheap german pron flick and I just laughed and laughed and laughed. The music was hilarious, the car rocking on its springs just screamed funny, the grunting and groaning sounded more like a rugby match and I have seen a better plot in Archie comics. Thank god I did not take any sex tips from the movie! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001

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              Wot, no badly lipsynched overdubs in a bad Cheech 'n' Chong accent? It can't have been a grade 'A' production then...:rolleyes: Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd
              (andy.metcalfe@lineone.net)
              http://www.resorg.co.uk

              "I'm just another 'S' bend in the internet. A ton of stuff goes through my system, and some of the hairer, stickier and lumpier stuff sticks." - Chris Maunder (I just couldn't let that one past ;))

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                I think it is a golfing term :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001

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                So where do you keep your clubs then? :omg: Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd
                (andy.metcalfe@lineone.net)
                http://www.resorg.co.uk

                "I'm just another 'S' bend in the internet. A ton of stuff goes through my system, and some of the hairer, stickier and lumpier stuff sticks." - Chris Maunder (I just couldn't let that one past ;))

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                  > I think maybe we should have an annoying word of the week that everyone tries to fit into their > posts. You've all been so clever and imaginitive with the g-word that I'm sure you'd like a new > challenge. This would be great! The word would a) have to be eligible for more than merely a week (maybe one-three months instead), and b) have to be difficult to uise in everyday language though. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  In that case, I vote that we start with retromingent....:eek: Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd
                  (andy.metcalfe@lineone.net)
                  http://www.resorg.co.uk

                  "I'm just another 'S' bend in the internet. A ton of stuff goes through my system, and some of the hairer, stickier and lumpier stuff sticks." - Chris Maunder (I just couldn't let that one past ;))

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                    In that case, I vote that we start with retromingent....:eek: Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd
                    (andy.metcalfe@lineone.net)
                    http://www.resorg.co.uk

                    "I'm just another 'S' bend in the internet. A ton of stuff goes through my system, and some of the hairer, stickier and lumpier stuff sticks." - Chris Maunder (I just couldn't let that one past ;))

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                    Oh, dear god! I don't get sent scurrying off to the dictionary very often, but that did it. Backwards! :laugh: I was planning on posting an answer using retromingent in a sentence, but I nearly got myself fired laughing while reading the definition over at websters and I figured I ought to leave well enough alone. :-D For the benefit of those who do not want to look it up, here you go: retromingent \Re`tro*min"gent\, a. [Pref. retro- + L. mingens, p. pr. of mingere to urinate.] Organized so as to discharge the urine backward. -- n. (Zo["o]l.) An animal that discharges its urine backward. :omg: Jason Jystad Cito Technologies www.citotech.net >------------------------------------------------< "Luckily," he went on, "you have come to exactly the right place with your interesting problem, for there is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary. In fact," he added, brandishing the abused book, "everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade' seems to be missing." -- Dirk Gently (Douglas Adams) >------------------------------------------------<

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      Sylvia's a babe, and she's a three-holer too. What on earth is a - no, wait, forget I asked. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001

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                      Smart, I was curious too, but I am not gonna ask. Especially since John brought it up, I suspect I would need a LAS just to read the answer. :-D Jason Jystad Cito Technologies www.citotech.net >------------------------------------------------< "Luckily," he went on, "you have come to exactly the right place with your interesting problem, for there is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary. In fact," he added, brandishing the abused book, "everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade' seems to be missing." -- Dirk Gently (Douglas Adams) >------------------------------------------------<

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