Propaganda
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There is a hell! It's like clinically and scientificially proved. You know, just like the [insert generic name] tooth paste commercial says. http://www.av1611.org/hell.html[^] I'll see you at the barbie! ;) -- Booohoo!
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: _There is a hell! It's like clinically and scientificially proved. You know, just like the [insert generic name] tooth paste commercial says. http://www.av1611.org/hell.html\[^\]_ I like the evidence :-) One guy's anecdote. One tabloid newspaper article. ONE MILLION Bible quotes. Web page colour scheme (well, that truly was evil, and the most convincing thing ;P) But it wasn't conclusive - they missed using heavy metal lyrics, quotes from Dante's Inferno, and animated GIFs of flames or the Robot Devil playing a golden fiddle. :-D
Ian Darling "A girl can't be perfect all of the time." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: _There is a hell! It's like clinically and scientificially proved. You know, just like the [insert generic name] tooth paste commercial says. http://www.av1611.org/hell.html\[^\]_ I like the evidence :-) One guy's anecdote. One tabloid newspaper article. ONE MILLION Bible quotes. Web page colour scheme (well, that truly was evil, and the most convincing thing ;P) But it wasn't conclusive - they missed using heavy metal lyrics, quotes from Dante's Inferno, and animated GIFs of flames or the Robot Devil playing a golden fiddle. :-D
Ian Darling "A girl can't be perfect all of the time." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe
Ian Darling wrote: But it wasn't conclusive - they missed using heavy metal lyrics, quotes from Dante's Inferno, and animated GIFs of flames or the Robot Devil playing a golden fiddle. Yup, and also instead of comments@av1611.org they could have used an email id like damien@av1611.org as the feedback address for more realism. Nish
Now with my own blog - void Nish(char* szBlog); My MVP tips, tricks and essays web site - www.voidnish.com
Request - Could everyone who have in the past, posted on my personal forum on CP, be kind enough to delete all your posts please? I intend to start a personal non-technical blog there, now that it is RSSd and would very much like to empty the forum before I do so - because the posts that are there as of now are mostly test posts and posts that were made before we all knew it was a blog :-)
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Ian Darling wrote: But it wasn't conclusive - they missed using heavy metal lyrics, quotes from Dante's Inferno, and animated GIFs of flames or the Robot Devil playing a golden fiddle. Yup, and also instead of comments@av1611.org they could have used an email id like damien@av1611.org as the feedback address for more realism. Nish
Now with my own blog - void Nish(char* szBlog); My MVP tips, tricks and essays web site - www.voidnish.com
Request - Could everyone who have in the past, posted on my personal forum on CP, be kind enough to delete all your posts please? I intend to start a personal non-technical blog there, now that it is RSSd and would very much like to empty the forum before I do so - because the posts that are there as of now are mostly test posts and posts that were made before we all knew it was a blog :-)
Nishant S wrote: Yup, and also instead of comments@av1611.org they could have used an email id like damien@av1611.org as the feedback address for more realism. :-D I've just found out the significance of the av1611: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1611[^] It was the year the Authorized Version (aka King James Version) of the Bible was published. Given that there is a class of Christian Fundamentalists that considers this and only this version the definitive, inerrant translation of scripture (and all the other versions are flawed), you can guess the mentality of the author of the page :-)
Ian Darling "A girl can't be perfect all of the time." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe
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There is a hell! It's like clinically and scientificially proved. You know, just like the [insert generic name] tooth paste commercial says. http://www.av1611.org/hell.html[^] I'll see you at the barbie! ;) -- Booohoo!
http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk[^]
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
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http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk[^]
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
David Wulff wrote: http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk[^] :wtf: :)
Ian Darling "A girl can't be perfect all of the time." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe
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http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk[^]
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
Looks like there is one near you: http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/page318.html[^]
"You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September
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There is a hell! It's like clinically and scientificially proved. You know, just like the [insert generic name] tooth paste commercial says. http://www.av1611.org/hell.html[^] I'll see you at the barbie! ;) -- Booohoo!
Why is it that sites that try and convince us of a reality that goes against general wisdom always try and do so by presenting a single 20-page line scrolling monstrosity with 10 font types and liberal use of the <center> tag. Break up the content, add an index page, don't use a black background, keep the fonts simple and easy to read, and please - never, ever provide sound clips in .ram format. cheers, Chris Maunder
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Why is it that sites that try and convince us of a reality that goes against general wisdom always try and do so by presenting a single 20-page line scrolling monstrosity with 10 font types and liberal use of the <center> tag. Break up the content, add an index page, don't use a black background, keep the fonts simple and easy to read, and please - never, ever provide sound clips in .ram format. cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: Break up the content, add an index page, don't use a black background, keep the fonts simple and easy to read, and please - never, ever provide sound clips in .ram format. It proves that you have never been to hell before. That's their standard, failure to comply will result in being thrown into boiling oil without underwear. ;P
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Why is it that sites that try and convince us of a reality that goes against general wisdom always try and do so by presenting a single 20-page line scrolling monstrosity with 10 font types and liberal use of the <center> tag. Break up the content, add an index page, don't use a black background, keep the fonts simple and easy to read, and please - never, ever provide sound clips in .ram format. cheers, Chris Maunder
I wonder.. does lousy web designers end up in hell? -- Booohoo!
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http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk[^]
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
"Batchy-Bodge is travelling leftwards through time and makes a sound much like a broken washing machine. It is a major outlet for the poisonous biting microbots which are used to make commuters panic during rush hour. Satan learned to dance in the rock and roll style at a nearby church hall. " awesome :laugh: Cleek | Jewelry | ClickPic | ThumbNailer
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There is a hell! It's like clinically and scientificially proved. You know, just like the [insert generic name] tooth paste commercial says. http://www.av1611.org/hell.html[^] I'll see you at the barbie! ;) -- Booohoo!
Scary, huh? The funny thing is that just going to church won't get you your hand stamp to heaven. You have to love Jesus more than your own children. If you don't then you go to hell! And yet those wacky little Xtians still go through the motions :) It's like you are in line at an amusement park to get on a ride and the sign says "You must be at least THIS tall to ride" and the line is set at 3 meters. All along the line are loudspeakers telling you "Don't worry - you are 3 meters tall because you BELIEVE!!!!" the heathens don't believe they are 3 meters tall so they will not be allowed to ride. Then, when it is your turn to ride, they hook you up to a polygraph machine and ask "How tall are you?" "Are you 3 meters tall?" if you fail the polygraph test then you don't ride and some burly dude in a leather vest and handle-bar mustache will bullwhip your bare ass for 30 seconds. The smart people notice this and they notice that all of the rides are empty so they head over to the Oktoberfest tent and party down instead of wasting their afternoon at the park standing in a long line that goes nowhere feeling anxious about getting the shit beat out of them by Freddy Mercury.
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Reminds me of the pseudo debate I had a few months ago on this topic...Hey Christian (Mr. Graus that is), what'd you ever think of that argument I mailed you?
Jeremy Kimball Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. (I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head)
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Jeremy Kimball wrote: what'd you ever think of that argument I mailed you? Out of curiosity, what was the argument? ----------------------------------------------------- Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On' - The Onion
Oh, it was something I wrote up during a debate with a fundie about the existence and nature of Hell. I might still have the doc floating about, lemme look around...
Jeremy Kimball Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. (I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head)
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Reminds me of the pseudo debate I had a few months ago on this topic...Hey Christian (Mr. Graus that is), what'd you ever think of that argument I mailed you?
Jeremy Kimball Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. (I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head)
I thought we discussed it ? You pretty much presented the same point of view that I hold on the subject, so maybe that's why it didn't go much further :-) Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder
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There is a hell! It's like clinically and scientificially proved. You know, just like the [insert generic name] tooth paste commercial says. http://www.av1611.org/hell.html[^] I'll see you at the barbie! ;) -- Booohoo!
Yes, some workmates and I ( who go to the same church, incidentally ) had a good laugh at this page and another on the same site attacking rock music recently. Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder
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Why is it that sites that try and convince us of a reality that goes against general wisdom always try and do so by presenting a single 20-page line scrolling monstrosity with 10 font types and liberal use of the <center> tag. Break up the content, add an index page, don't use a black background, keep the fonts simple and easy to read, and please - never, ever provide sound clips in .ram format. cheers, Chris Maunder
You missed the point. That page is meant to be a preview of hell.... Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder