Slag off BT.
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David Wulff wrote: www.IHateBT.com :laugh: you registered this? I think I will make you an offer to hang a IHateTelkom (Telkom is our hated Telekoms provider) site off of it. We can setup a whole IHate site and swap tales of 50 attempts at dial up to download that picture of SMG... :-D David Wulff wrote: Dialup attempts required to post this message: 4 You should setup a graph web page which shows peaks and troughs in getting connected :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
What you need is for someone to snail-mail you their a CD that contains their entire 1,500+ file collection of fake celeb nudies/porn, which includes over 50 pics of SMG, Allyson Hannigan, and the rest of the Buffy female cast members (not to mention hundreds of pics of just about every female TV/movie star you could name, with special attention paid to Gillian Anderson and Sandra Bullock). That way you don't have to wait for BT to allow you to connect. :) Of course, there are considerations regarding the international transfer of what some right-wing liberals would label as pornography... "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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What you need is for someone to snail-mail you their a CD that contains their entire 1,500+ file collection of fake celeb nudies/porn, which includes over 50 pics of SMG, Allyson Hannigan, and the rest of the Buffy female cast members (not to mention hundreds of pics of just about every female TV/movie star you could name, with special attention paid to Gillian Anderson and Sandra Bullock). That way you don't have to wait for BT to allow you to connect. :) Of course, there are considerations regarding the international transfer of what some right-wing liberals would label as pornography... "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
Hey, John! You have been awfully quite lately... thought you had become a pillow biter or something... :-D John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Of course, there are considerations regarding the international transfer of what some right-wing liberals would label as pornography... They just confiscate it, take it home and whack off to it while drinking and smoking from the confiscated supplies of liqour and smokes. I am not sure though if your idea is safe... I need to ask someone who has already done it *looks in Johns general direction* ;P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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Hey, John! You have been awfully quite lately... thought you had become a pillow biter or something... :-D John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Of course, there are considerations regarding the international transfer of what some right-wing liberals would label as pornography... They just confiscate it, take it home and whack off to it while drinking and smoking from the confiscated supplies of liqour and smokes. I am not sure though if your idea is safe... I need to ask someone who has already done it *looks in Johns general direction* ;P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Paul Watson wrote: Hey, John! You have been awfully quite lately "quiet" not "quite" Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org Nish is a BIG fan of Goran Ivanisevic
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What you need is for someone to snail-mail you their a CD that contains their entire 1,500+ file collection of fake celeb nudies/porn, which includes over 50 pics of SMG, Allyson Hannigan, and the rest of the Buffy female cast members (not to mention hundreds of pics of just about every female TV/movie star you could name, with special attention paid to Gillian Anderson and Sandra Bullock). That way you don't have to wait for BT to allow you to connect. :) Of course, there are considerations regarding the international transfer of what some right-wing liberals would label as pornography... "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Of course, there are considerations regarding the international transfer of what some right-wing liberals would label as pornography... Damned right-wing liberals. You know they've only gone and banned the BBC from showing "Neighbours Uncut" and "Westenders"? What next - will they ban the Tweeneis because it has undue nudity in it? ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
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David Wulff wrote: www.IHateBT.com :laugh: you registered this? I think I will make you an offer to hang a IHateTelkom (Telkom is our hated Telekoms provider) site off of it. We can setup a whole IHate site and swap tales of 50 attempts at dial up to download that picture of SMG... :-D David Wulff wrote: Dialup attempts required to post this message: 4 You should setup a graph web page which shows peaks and troughs in getting connected :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
No, from the WHOIS information it seems as though rivals NTL registered it! (only kidding). No I did not register it, but I was not surprised it existed either. http://www.ihatebillgates.com http://www.ihatenetscape.com http://www.ihatelinux.org Now then, which one of those doesn't exist? ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
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BT are a bunch of slug licking, sloth loving, SMG* obsessing dick heads. My boss says they are terrible and he has only been in london for a year or two. * Sarah Michelle G... you know the rest ;) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
What's wrong with licking slugs? Or, for that matter, carnal knowledge of certain three-toed, large, hairy mammals?
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David Wulff wrote: www.IHateBT.com :laugh: you registered this? I think I will make you an offer to hang a IHateTelkom (Telkom is our hated Telekoms provider) site off of it. We can setup a whole IHate site and swap tales of 50 attempts at dial up to download that picture of SMG... :-D David Wulff wrote: Dialup attempts required to post this message: 4 You should setup a graph web page which shows peaks and troughs in getting connected :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Great idea! By the way, who's SMG, and where can I download pictures of her? I have a flawless, cheap broadband connection...
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Great idea! By the way, who's SMG, and where can I download pictures of her? I have a flawless, cheap broadband connection...
Roger Wright wrote: By the way, who's SMG Sarah Michelle Geller *ducks David's keyboard swipe* frankly I don't think she is all that hot but some people would sacrifice their left testicle for just one kiss. Weird! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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Roger Wright wrote: By the way, who's SMG Sarah Michelle Geller *ducks David's keyboard swipe* frankly I don't think she is all that hot but some people would sacrifice their left testicle for just one kiss. Weird! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Paul Watson wrote: Sarah Michelle Geller *ducks David's keyboard swipe* frankly I don't think she is all that hot but some people would sacrifice their left testicle for just one kiss. Weird! Far too skinny for my taste anymore. Soon she won't need a stake to kill the vampires, she'll just be able to throw herself at their hearts :-D Michael :-)
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Roger Wright wrote: By the way, who's SMG Sarah Michelle Geller *ducks David's keyboard swipe* frankly I don't think she is all that hot but some people would sacrifice their left testicle for just one kiss. Weird! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Oh *that* SMG! Geez, she's just a puppy! But then again, she is a rather fine specimen of one of the four basic food groups (Beer, Pizza, Chocolate, Girl). I doubt that I would make such a trade for a mere kiss, but it would serve as a starting point in the negotiation...
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What makes it less funny is the fact that four is a lot less than it normally takes. I was surprised today as well, I managed to get in to check my email on the first attempt! :rolleyes: David Wulff, Founder of The BLA Sonork [100.9977:Dave] what is this C++ thing that everyone is talkin about?? is it like a progam similar to Visual Basic? www.IHateBT.com Dialup attempts required to post this message:
