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Hi guys, I hope this is not a repost :) : 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it 9. True friends stab you in the front 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired 13. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 14. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 15. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 17. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 18. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 21. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 22. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. Cheers, Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
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Hi guys, I hope this is not a repost :) : 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it 9. True friends stab you in the front 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired 13. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 14. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 15. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 17. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 18. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 21. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 22. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. Cheers, Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
Smitha Vijayan wrote: 16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. :love: The tigress is here :-D
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Hi guys, I hope this is not a repost :) : 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it 9. True friends stab you in the front 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired 13. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 14. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 15. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 17. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 18. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 21. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 22. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. Cheers, Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
Some of these are just soooo true... Smitha Vijayan wrote: 23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. This one is the best. If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
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Smitha Vijayan wrote: 16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. :love: The tigress is here :-D
I liked that one too :) Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
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Hi guys, I hope this is not a repost :) : 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it 9. True friends stab you in the front 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired 13. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 14. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 15. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 17. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 18. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 21. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 22. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. Cheers, Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
Smitha Vijayan wrote: 9. True friends stab you in the front So true!:-D Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
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Some of these are just soooo true... Smitha Vijayan wrote: 23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. This one is the best. If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
Yes, some of them are so true I could not help myself posting this. Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
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Smitha Vijayan wrote: 9. True friends stab you in the front So true!:-D Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
Thanks for the warning :-D Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
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Thanks for the warning :-D Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
:laugh::laugh: Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
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Hi guys, I hope this is not a repost :) : 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it 9. True friends stab you in the front 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired 13. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 14. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 15. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 17. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 18. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 21. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 22. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. Cheers, Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
Smitha Vijayan wrote: 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! :laugh: I find that to be more and more true with every passing day. :)
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Hi guys, I hope this is not a repost :) : 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it 9. True friends stab you in the front 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired 13. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 14. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 15. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 17. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 18. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 21. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 22. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. Cheers, Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
Smitha Vijayan wrote: 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. Yep. ;) Smitha Vijayan wrote: 23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. True in my parents case. :laugh:
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Smitha Vijayan wrote: 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. Yep. ;) Smitha Vijayan wrote: 23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. True in my parents case. :laugh:
Promise only what you can do. And then deliver more than what you promised.
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".2 was very much true in my parents' case :) Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach