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You know what XP needs?

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  • S Shog9 0

    Now now, if you'd have written it in PHP to start with...

    Firefox? CodeProject? GreaseMonkey? A better Life?

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    Chris Losinger
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    then i would be The Lord King God Of All PHP Coders (Cryptography Division, Section 3B) Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker

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      then i would be The Lord King God Of All PHP Coders (Cryptography Division, Section 3B) Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker

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      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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      The short version of your business card title would be: Geek. ;) -- An eye for an eye will only make the world blind.

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        The short version of your business card title would be: Geek. ;) -- An eye for an eye will only make the world blind.

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        Shog9 0
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        Hey, a man with one eye in the land of the blind...

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          Hey, a man with one eye in the land of the blind...

          Firefox? CodeProject? GreaseMonkey? A better Life?

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          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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          Be king, king, king, king![^] -- An eye for an eye will only make the world blind.

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          • S Shog9 0

            Yeah... One of the older Linux distros (Caldera maybe?) had a tetris clone to play with during installation - definately made the process more enjoyable. :)

            Ave Shog9, CP-addicti te salutant! - K(arl), The Soapbox

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            Alexander M
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            Install XP on one machine, and play on another machine... makes it much more enjoyable ;P. Don't try it, just do it! ;-)

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            • A Alexander M

              Install XP on one machine, and play on another machine... makes it much more enjoyable ;P. Don't try it, just do it! ;-)

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              Wife: why has that PC been sitting there with that dialog up for the past two hours? Shog: ah, sorry - didn't notice, been playing Tetris over here. Wife: you couldn't have looked up once in a while? Shog: and break my concentration? I'm on a role here!

              Firefox? CodeProject? GreaseMonkey? A better Life?

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              • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                Be king, king, king, king![^] -- An eye for an eye will only make the world blind.

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                Shog9 0
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                :cool:

                Ave Shog9, CP-addicti te salutant! - K(arl), The Soapbox

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                  Wife: why has that PC been sitting there with that dialog up for the past two hours? Shog: ah, sorry - didn't notice, been playing Tetris over here. Wife: you couldn't have looked up once in a while? Shog: and break my concentration? I'm on a role here!

                  Firefox? CodeProject? GreaseMonkey? A better Life?

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                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                  That's roll mate. :) "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS

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                    That's roll mate. :) "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS

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                    :doh:

                    Ave Shog9, CP-addicti te salutant! - K(arl), The Soapbox

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                    • I Ian Darling

                      Some mini games to play while waiting for the XP installer to do something (Having to reinstall a machine after what appeared to be a minor IIS glitched turned out to be a COM+ and security DLL corruption so buggered up, regedit wouldn't work... :mad: )


                      Ian Darling The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity ... that such complexity can arise ... out of such simplicity ... is the most fabulous extraordinary idea ... once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened - it's just wonderful ... the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned - Douglas Adams

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                      :mad: "For a fun 2nd term drinking game, chug a beer every time you hear the phrase 'contentious but futile protest vote by democrats.' By the time Jeb Bush is elected, you'll be so wasted you won't even notice the war in Syria." Jon Stewart

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                      • I Ian Darling

                        Some mini games to play while waiting for the XP installer to do something (Having to reinstall a machine after what appeared to be a minor IIS glitched turned out to be a COM+ and security DLL corruption so buggered up, regedit wouldn't work... :mad: )


                        Ian Darling The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity ... that such complexity can arise ... out of such simplicity ... is the most fabulous extraordinary idea ... once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened - it's just wonderful ... the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned - Douglas Adams

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                        Ian Darling wrote: (Having to reinstall a machine after what appeared to be a minor IIS glitched turned out to be a COM+ and security DLL corruption so buggered up, regedit wouldn't work... ) Blasfemy! Microsoft rules.

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                          Ian Darling wrote: (Having to reinstall a machine after what appeared to be a minor IIS glitched turned out to be a COM+ and security DLL corruption so buggered up, regedit wouldn't work... ) Blasfemy! Microsoft rules.

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                          one good thing about having you around.... there will be at least one person who I can honestly say spells worse than me. Thank you. _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                            Ian Darling wrote: (Having to reinstall a machine after what appeared to be a minor IIS glitched turned out to be a COM+ and security DLL corruption so buggered up, regedit wouldn't work... ) Blasfemy! Microsoft rules.

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                            M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ spokeperson wrote: Blasfemy! Why blasphemy? Bill isn't god (yet) ;P


                            Ian Darling The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity ... that such complexity can arise ... out of such simplicity ... is the most fabulous extraordinary idea ... once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened - it's just wonderful ... the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned - Douglas Adams

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                              M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ spokeperson wrote: Blasfemy! Why blasphemy? Bill isn't god (yet) ;P


                              Ian Darling The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity ... that such complexity can arise ... out of such simplicity ... is the most fabulous extraordinary idea ... once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened - it's just wonderful ... the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned - Douglas Adams

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                              Ian Darling wrote: M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ spokeperson wrote: Blasfemy! Why blasphemy? Bill isn't god (yet) Let me remind you again to return to Bill with all your heart, remove from your PC Linux, java and all other software that came from false Gods and commit yourself to holy M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ software only ... or else simply suffer in sure DLL hell.

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                                Ian Darling wrote: M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ spokeperson wrote: Blasfemy! Why blasphemy? Bill isn't god (yet) Let me remind you again to return to Bill with all your heart, remove from your PC Linux, java and all other software that came from false Gods and commit yourself to holy M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ software only ... or else simply suffer in sure DLL hell.

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                                M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ spokeperson wrote: Let me remind you again to return to Bill with all your heart, remove from your PC Linux, java and all other software that came from false Gods and commit yourself to holy M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ software only ... or else simply suffer in sure DLL hell. Yeah? Well I do declare that I've already been through DLL Hell with the broken machine (now working properly after a timely nuke), so I guess it must be time for my 72 "vested" (ahah!) virgins ;P Or shall I just drop a VMS box on you in a comical manner? :-D


                                Ian Darling The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity ... that such complexity can arise ... out of such simplicity ... is the most fabulous extraordinary idea ... once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened - it's just wonderful ... the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned - Douglas Adams

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