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There once was a man from crass, Who had two balls made of brass, In dark stormy weather, He'd rub 'em together, And lightning shot out of his ass! Provecho! ahz
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There once was a man from crass, Who had two balls made of brass, In dark stormy weather, He'd rub 'em together, And lightning shot out of his ass! Provecho! ahz
There once was a poster named ah-aich-zee Who reading the lounge rules was too lazy, He missed the guideline about the kid sister, And made a post that should have been safer, So we all now think he is a bit crazy. Marc My website
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There once was a poster named ah-aich-zee Who reading the lounge rules was too lazy, He missed the guideline about the kid sister, And made a post that should have been safer, So we all now think he is a bit crazy. Marc My website
Latest Articles: Object Comparer String HelpersThere once was a man called Marc, who's rimes was really really bad.. the end..
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There once was a man called Marc, who's rimes was really really bad.. the end..
Roger J wrote: who's rimes was really really bad.. But at least he could spell rhyme, and conjugate verbs whose plurals are were. ;P Marc My website
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Roger J wrote: who's rimes was really really bad.. But at least he could spell rhyme, and conjugate verbs whose plurals are were. ;P Marc My website
Latest Articles: Object Comparer String Helpersyeah yeah , its called swenglish ;)
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yeah yeah , its called swenglish ;)
Roger J wrote: yeah yeah , its called swenglish Well, I'm sure it's way better than by engish. :) Marc My website
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There once was a poster named ah-aich-zee Who reading the lounge rules was too lazy, He missed the guideline about the kid sister, And made a post that should have been safer, So we all now think he is a bit crazy. Marc My website
Latest Articles: Object Comparer String HelpersLOL. :laugh::laugh::laugh::omg:
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yeah yeah , its called swenglish ;)
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There once was a man from crass, Who had two balls made of brass, In dark stormy weather, He'd rub 'em together, And lightning shot out of his ass! Provecho! ahz
In a similar vein... In the Garden of Eden lay Adam Complacently stroking his madam And loud was his mirth For he knew that on Earth There were only 2 balls And he had ‘em! Oh, btw, my kid sister mailed this to me...
Talk is cheap. Actions lower taxes.
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There once was a man from crass, Who had two balls made of brass, In dark stormy weather, He'd rub 'em together, And lightning shot out of his ass! Provecho! ahz
I think I saw that on an episode of South Park - or was that a flames that shot out of his butt :~
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There once was a man from crass, Who had two balls made of brass, In dark stormy weather, He'd rub 'em together, And lightning shot out of his ass! Provecho! ahz
Ok, not balls-oriented, but hey, it's still a limerick:
We're whalers on the moon
We carry our harpoons
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whalin' tunesTech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Conversation With a Muslim Judah Himango
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There once was a man from crass, Who had two balls made of brass, In dark stormy weather, He'd rub 'em together, And lightning shot out of his ass! Provecho! ahz
There waas a young lass from Cape Cod, Who thought that all babes came from God. But it weren't the Almighty Who got in her nighty But Roger, the lodger, by God. :-D "...putting all your eggs in one basket along with your bowling ball and gym clothes only gets you scrambled eggs and an extra laundry day... " - Jeffry J. Brickley
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There once was a poster named ah-aich-zee Who reading the lounge rules was too lazy, He missed the guideline about the kid sister, And made a post that should have been safer, So we all now think he is a bit crazy. Marc My website
Latest Articles: Object Comparer String Helpers>> Score: 5.0 (20 votes). << Wow! It must be a record for a Clifton-post, eh? :-)
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>> Score: 5.0 (20 votes). << Wow! It must be a record for a Clifton-post, eh? :-)
Nishant Sivakumar wrote: It must be a record for a Clifton-post, eh? I should have become a poet! :-> Marc My website
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There once was a man called Marc, who's rimes was really really bad.. the end..
:laugh: BW
All the chickens get it.
And them singing canaries get it.
Even strawberries get it.