Anyone from the US?
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Hi everyone, is any one from the united states of america? I would like to come and live in new york, can u give me ur opinions about the city and how is life over there? regards
Have you got a visa? Perhaps you've a green card or H-1B. No? Not to worry, come on a holiday visa, outstay your welcome and then claim asylum. They'll give you a house and a car and then go get your 3 wives and thirty kids, mom, dad, uncles, aunts, friendly local mullahs and house all of them as well. And don't worry about money. I and all the other tax payers will chip in for you to make life easier and help you forget the reason you came here in the first place. We'll even pretend to be interested in your culture, perhaps allow it to subsume the indiginous culture cos we're really nice, cuddly, left-wing liberals. Oh, wait, I thought you meant the UK. Doh, silly me. No, go to New York. Please. Fifth best city in the world. Have fun. Make money.
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fat_boy wrote: Oh, by the way, you arent a muslem are you? I doubt they would like you very much if you were. Let's not single out muslims. I don't think you'd be very welcome either. :)
he'd be a lot more welcome than a muslim. Anywhere.
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he'd be a lot more welcome than a muslim. Anywhere.
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Well, considering the fact that he doesn't know proper English, I doubt he'd get past the immigration office after having called them cunts, twats, <insert rude word here>. :)
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Well, considering the fact that he doesn't know proper English, I doubt he'd get past the immigration office after having called them cunts, twats, <insert rude word here>. :)
The last time I came back into the UK from abroad (at Stansted) I was faced with the bizarre situation of every immigration officer being of Asian extraction and most of them wearing the hijab. Oh, and cunt, twat, etc, are perfectly good 'English' words. In case you were wondering, one definition of CUNT is 'Scandinavian questioning linguistic abilities of fat person'. :laugh:
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fat_boy wrote: Oh, by the way, you arent a muslem are you? I doubt they would like you very much if you were. Let's not single out muslims. I don't think you'd be very welcome either. :)
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The last time I came back into the UK from abroad (at Stansted) I was faced with the bizarre situation of every immigration officer being of Asian extraction and most of them wearing the hijab. Oh, and cunt, twat, etc, are perfectly good 'English' words. In case you were wondering, one definition of CUNT is 'Scandinavian questioning linguistic abilities of fat person'. :laugh:
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legalAlien wrote: In case you were wondering, one definition of c*** is 'Scandinavian questioning linguistic abilities of fat person'. What's up with your and fat_boy's fascination of cunts? Could it be that you don't get any, and you're trying to somehow stimulate yourselves by repeatedly use nasty words such as cunt in public forums? The real thing works much better. Maybe you two should hang out less on web forums, and more in pubs and bars? ;P
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Well, considering the fact that he doesn't know proper English, I doubt he'd get past the immigration office after having called them cunts, twats, <insert rude word here>. :)
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Hi everyone, is any one from the united states of america? I would like to come and live in new york, can u give me ur opinions about the city and how is life over there? regards
I apologize for hijacking and going way off topic in your thread. :)
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legalAlien wrote: In case you were wondering, one definition of c*** is 'Scandinavian questioning linguistic abilities of fat person'. What's up with your and fat_boy's fascination of cunts? Could it be that you don't get any, and you're trying to somehow stimulate yourselves by repeatedly use nasty words such as cunt in public forums? The real thing works much better. Maybe you two should hang out less on web forums, and more in pubs and bars? ;P
Hey, if I ever get to london I intend to meet up with Mr Alien for a gallon of beer or two and do just that! I dont know what it is though, perhaps I have too many friends in the army, perhaps my dad taught me 'bad words', but I just cant fucking help myself. Unless I have Tourettes syndrome, cunt, fuck. ;) The Irish are a laugh though, everyone, even cute 25 year old girls says fuck every 4 sentences! Nunc est bibendum!
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I apologize for hijacking and going way off topic in your thread. :)
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We should stop :)
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We should stop :)
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The last time I came back into the UK from abroad (at Stansted) I was faced with the bizarre situation of every immigration officer being of Asian extraction and most of them wearing the hijab. Oh, and cunt, twat, etc, are perfectly good 'English' words. In case you were wondering, one definition of CUNT is 'Scandinavian questioning linguistic abilities of fat person'. :laugh:
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legalAlien wrote: In case you were wondering, one definition of c*** is 'Scandinavian questioning linguistic abilities of fat person'. What's up with your and fat_boy's fascination of cunts? Could it be that you don't get any, and you're trying to somehow stimulate yourselves by repeatedly use nasty words such as cunt in public forums? The real thing works much better. Maybe you two should hang out less on web forums, and more in pubs and bars? ;P
<serious> There is no ulterior or perverse fascination with the word: it is just a word, nothing more. The reason I (and probably fat_boy) use it is because we can and we know that it offends some people which is always amusing. There is nothing funnier than offending people except someone attempting to offend me back. I like that too. </serious> Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Could it be that you don't get any Oh no, the secret's out. I don't get laid. Oh shit, I am married so that is probably true.
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<serious> There is no ulterior or perverse fascination with the word: it is just a word, nothing more. The reason I (and probably fat_boy) use it is because we can and we know that it offends some people which is always amusing. There is nothing funnier than offending people except someone attempting to offend me back. I like that too. </serious> Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Could it be that you don't get any Oh no, the secret's out. I don't get laid. Oh shit, I am married so that is probably true.
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legalAlien wrote: Oh no, the secret's out. I don't get laid. Oh shit, I am married so that is probably true. In other words: you don't get laid, you are laid. ;)
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did you see my earlier post about coming into heathrow? I was checked by a female imigration officer replete in sari, with a bindi! I thought to myself, wtf? Arent we on different sides of the desk? Nunc est bibendum!
It is wrong, wrong, wrong. It is so wrong that it has become right.
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It is wrong, wrong, wrong. It is so wrong that it has become right.
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Do you really think it is wrong that pakistanis are in the UK doing jobs like this? I worked in watford years ago in electronics, there were a lot of pakistani women who worked there. They used to brighten the place up a lot with their colourful saris. Plus, you gotta love curries, where would we be without that! Nunc est bibendum!
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Do you really think it is wrong that pakistanis are in the UK doing jobs like this? I worked in watford years ago in electronics, there were a lot of pakistani women who worked there. They used to brighten the place up a lot with their colourful saris. Plus, you gotta love curries, where would we be without that! Nunc est bibendum!
In truth I have no problems with any number of immigrants, regardless of race, creed, color or belief and I really don't care who serves me with what and when. I only object to multi-culturism and the slow and steady hijacking of our culture by the muslims because the present govt spends so much of its time rolling over for them so as to try and appease a voluble and small segment of society who wish to dominate the indiginous culture by whatever means possible. This really is case of the loudest argument winning the day. But I could murder a chicken jal-frazi...
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Well, considering the fact that he doesn't know proper English, I doubt he'd get past the immigration office after having called them cunts, twats, <insert rude word here>. :)
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Codeproject's dirty word dictionary is limited to A.E. only. ;)