Another popular joke
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A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the tender and asks, "Do you have any bread?" The bartender responds, "Um, no. This is a bar. We have beer and liquor." The duck replies, "Ok." and leaves. The next day the duck comes back to the same bar, walks up to the bartender and asks, "Got any bread?" The tender looks at him questioningly, "I told you, we don't have any bread. Drinks only." "You're sure?" "yes!" "Ok." and the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes in again and as the tender sees him, he gets visibly frustrated. "I told you we don't have any bread! If you ask me for bread one more time I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!" The duck responds, "Whoa, you don't need to get violent about this!" and he leaves. The next day the duck comes in again, goes up to the bar tender and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The tender looks puzzled, "No." The duck replies, "Do you have any bread?"
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A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the tender and asks, "Do you have any bread?" The bartender responds, "Um, no. This is a bar. We have beer and liquor." The duck replies, "Ok." and leaves. The next day the duck comes back to the same bar, walks up to the bartender and asks, "Got any bread?" The tender looks at him questioningly, "I told you, we don't have any bread. Drinks only." "You're sure?" "yes!" "Ok." and the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes in again and as the tender sees him, he gets visibly frustrated. "I told you we don't have any bread! If you ask me for bread one more time I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!" The duck responds, "Whoa, you don't need to get violent about this!" and he leaves. The next day the duck comes in again, goes up to the bar tender and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The tender looks puzzled, "No." The duck replies, "Do you have any bread?"
the bar was a bakery and the bread was milk - but nice memories :)
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