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legalAlien wrote: Your lobotomy is near your lofrontomy in case you were wondering. ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY GRADE: F Speaking of which, as an interesting fact, the insult, "You sound like you haven't even passed PUBERTY YET BLAAAAAH," was first used in like 1885 followed shortly by WELL BLAH I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE GO AHEAD AND HAVE THE LAST WORD so if you were wondering why you can't think of anything interesting to say WELL MYSTERY SOLVED - YOU'RE UNORIGINAL. Suggestions: 1. LEAVE 1885 IMMEDIATELY, YOU DON'T HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT 2. SET YOURSELF ON FIRE 3. STOP EATING SO MUCH SATURATED FAT OH IT TASTES GOOD WELL SO DOES MY CORONARY JUSTICE P.S. this was fun i love you in that special way good luck and happy trails and may our lord Jesus Christ be with you always because even if you don't believe in him well he believes in you and yes i just thought of that saying and well maybe you just heard me wrong because what i said has never been said before in the history of the world why no i would not like to buy some fine amway products but i do respect quality merchandise
Fisticuffs wrote: ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY GRADE: F You mean my doctorate means nothing!!! Fisticuffs wrote: P.S. this was fun i love you in that special way good luck and happy trails and may our lord Jesus Christ be with you always because even if you don't believe in him well he believes in you and yes i just thought of that saying and well maybe you just heard me wrong because what i said has never been said before in the history of the world why no i would not like to buy some fine amway products but i do respect quality merchandise Now that is funny. Fisticuffs wrote: the insult, Err, it wasn't an insult. I just kinda felt that you must be a child given your prediliction for capitals and childish banter. Fisticuffs wrote: Suggestions: These really don't make much sense and appear out of context. Please try again, substituting decent retorts that will actually offend me. Oh, and that isn't easy as I've been called pretty much everything by everyone so you'll need to use your brain thingy; that amorphous lump of matter placed halfway between the moon and the stars. Err, I mean your ears, between your ears.
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Fisticuffs wrote: ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY GRADE: F You mean my doctorate means nothing!!! Fisticuffs wrote: P.S. this was fun i love you in that special way good luck and happy trails and may our lord Jesus Christ be with you always because even if you don't believe in him well he believes in you and yes i just thought of that saying and well maybe you just heard me wrong because what i said has never been said before in the history of the world why no i would not like to buy some fine amway products but i do respect quality merchandise Now that is funny. Fisticuffs wrote: the insult, Err, it wasn't an insult. I just kinda felt that you must be a child given your prediliction for capitals and childish banter. Fisticuffs wrote: Suggestions: These really don't make much sense and appear out of context. Please try again, substituting decent retorts that will actually offend me. Oh, and that isn't easy as I've been called pretty much everything by everyone so you'll need to use your brain thingy; that amorphous lump of matter placed halfway between the moon and the stars. Err, I mean your ears, between your ears.
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legalAlien wrote: Oh, and that isn't easy as I've been called pretty much everything by everyone IS THAT SO *deep breath* YOU'RE A CRACK ADDICT FROM PLANET STUPID
Nope; heard it. try again.
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Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?
Lol. This post is total troll bait...better watch out around here. I can hear them circling... ;P
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Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?
legalAlien wrote: I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. there is always a solution to boredom[^]
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Lol. This post is total troll bait...better watch out around here. I can hear them circling... ;P
John Theal wrote: Lol. This post is total troll bait...better watch out around here. I can hear them circling... nah, he is very good at verbose but so poor at insults. In fact he is yet another mutt with a mug even his mother can't stand and with a rump even his best lovers shun off-season. not worth it.
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legalAlien wrote: I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. there is always a solution to boredom[^]
The great error of nearly all studies of war has been to consider war as an episode in foreign policies, when it is an act of interior politics - Simone Weil Fold with us! ¤ flickr
Can you try it for me? Let me know if it's a good solution. I'll asssume, if I don't hear from you, ever again, that it works and will give it some more thought.
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Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?
legalAlien wrote: If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! And the remain 99% are needed to manage them. :) BTW, you must have lots of fingers and toes. :-D Marc My website Traceract Understanding Simple Data Binding Diary Of A CEO - Preface
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legalAlien wrote: If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! And the remain 99% are needed to manage them. :) BTW, you must have lots of fingers and toes. :-D Marc My website Traceract Understanding Simple Data Binding Diary Of A CEO - Preface
Marc Clifton wrote: BTW, you must have lots of fingers and toes. 4 on each tenticulasty and 7 on each vibula. Marc Clifton wrote: And the remain 99% are needed to manage them. You must live in the UK, probably work for the govt as a consultant?
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Marc Clifton wrote: BTW, you must have lots of fingers and toes. 4 on each tenticulasty and 7 on each vibula. Marc Clifton wrote: And the remain 99% are needed to manage them. You must live in the UK, probably work for the govt as a consultant?
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legalAlien wrote: You must live in the UK, probably work for the govt as a consultant? Au contraire, mon frair. I live in the US. New York, near Hudson. And while I work as a consultant, not for the government. My two primary clients are in the adult entertainment industry and the behavioral health industry. How's that for ironic? And let me tell you, you think the govt has beauracracy? HAHAHA. Health care is 10x worse! Marc My website Traceract Understanding Simple Data Binding Diary Of A CEO - Preface
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John Theal wrote: Lol. This post is total troll bait...better watch out around here. I can hear them circling... nah, he is very good at verbose but so poor at insults. In fact he is yet another mutt with a mug even his mother can't stand and with a rump even his best lovers shun off-season. not worth it.
circling troll wrote: In fact he is yet another mutt with a mug even his mother can't stand and with a rump even his best lovers shun off-season. not worth it. And this is supposed to be a good insult? You really are 'trolling' the depths if you think that hurts. Besides, you haven't seen me: I'm much uglier than you can even imagine and the nurse slapped my mother when I was born she was so upset. Best lovers? I really have no idea how this is an insult: for all you know I am as gay as a daisy with a summer rash around my pinkified ring. Try again, only this time try to insult me without making a fool of yourself: tends to diminish the impact.
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legalAlien wrote: You must live in the UK, probably work for the govt as a consultant? Au contraire, mon frair. I live in the US. New York, near Hudson. And while I work as a consultant, not for the government. My two primary clients are in the adult entertainment industry and the behavioral health industry. How's that for ironic? And let me tell you, you think the govt has beauracracy? HAHAHA. Health care is 10x worse! Marc My website Traceract Understanding Simple Data Binding Diary Of A CEO - Preface
Marc Clifton wrote: How's that for ironic? Bloody excellent, as it happens. Full marks and my undying respect. (If I may: many years ago I was introduced to a prospective client who was a tad reticent when I asked what his business was. Anyway, he invited me to his premises for further discusions which turned out to be a house in a rather seedy part of east london. To my absolute horror he was a porno film maker and I arrived as they were deep into filming. I was just too nervous (which he enjoyed) and fluffed it. Thankfully!) Marc Clifton wrote: I live in the US. New York, near Hudson. Great city, love it.
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Marc Clifton wrote: How's that for ironic? Bloody excellent, as it happens. Full marks and my undying respect. (If I may: many years ago I was introduced to a prospective client who was a tad reticent when I asked what his business was. Anyway, he invited me to his premises for further discusions which turned out to be a house in a rather seedy part of east london. To my absolute horror he was a porno film maker and I arrived as they were deep into filming. I was just too nervous (which he enjoyed) and fluffed it. Thankfully!) Marc Clifton wrote: I live in the US. New York, near Hudson. Great city, love it.
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legalAlien wrote: they were deep into filming Deep. mmmmm. legalAlien wrote: fluffed it You fluffed[^] it!?!?!? :omg: legalAlien wrote: which he enjoyed I bet!!!! :laugh: Marc My website Traceract Understanding Simple Data Binding Diary Of A CEO - Preface
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legalAlien wrote: they were deep into filming Deep. mmmmm. legalAlien wrote: fluffed it You fluffed[^] it!?!?!? :omg: legalAlien wrote: which he enjoyed I bet!!!! :laugh: Marc My website Traceract Understanding Simple Data Binding Diary Of A CEO - Preface
It looked fine when I typed it, innocent, even. But now I see where it might just have a double meaning. Really, really, really, didn't mean that. Hang my head in shame. X|
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Trollslayer wrote: When there is an opportunity to make things a little better rather thna a little worse I try to make things a little better. Reminds me of a good movie I saw sometime back. I think it was called, "Pay Forward". If that wasn't the name, it was the idea. The bottom line being, when someone does something nice or good for you, instead of paying them back do something nice or good for 3 (not 1) others. When you do that for those 3 and they say they'll pay you back, say, "no, pay forward to 3 others". Pretty soon . . . . . Mike "We ain't stuck on stupid." badass Lt. General Russel Honore **"Remember - live bunnies are a great source of nourishment"**silly-assed cartoon
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Can you try it for me? Let me know if it's a good solution. I'll asssume, if I don't hear from you, ever again, that it works and will give it some more thought.
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I did, and it worked well! I'm now in heaven with gorgeous women everywhere. Your turn.
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I did, and it worked well! I'm now in heaven with gorgeous women everywhere. Your turn.
The great error of nearly all studies of war has been to consider war as an episode in foreign policies, when it is an act of interior politics - Simone Weil Fold with us! ¤ flickr
Excellent answer: gets my 5 though I'll wait awhile before joining you. Hope you left me all your wordly goods.
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I did, and it worked well! I'm now in heaven with gorgeous women everywhere. Your turn.
The great error of nearly all studies of war has been to consider war as an episode in foreign policies, when it is an act of interior politics - Simone Weil Fold with us! ¤ flickr
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Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?
legalAlien wrote: I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. While I agree with you, isn't that why they're called 'rants'. This is the soapbox forum after all. legalAlien wrote: Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Cool. Two thoughts of advice. (a) Start a forum topic about one of the aforementioned topics yourself. (b) Go to a different forum, perhaps the lounge, or maybe there's a good human rights forum out there. legalAlien wrote: Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off Again, it's called the Soapbox forum - for off-topic rants. I think the above point you mentioned is sort of the point of this forum. Danny