Did somebody say nuns?
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These two guys were walking down the street one day having a very heated debate. When they came to the front of a church, they decided to go in and ask Mother Superior to help them out. "May I help you gentlemen?" she asked as they approached. "Yes, maam. Are there any midget nuns in this church?" asked the first guy? "No" said Mother Superior. "Oh," said the guy again. "Are there any midget nuns in the city?" "No" said Mother Superior, a little confused. "Hmmmm," said the guy. "Do you know if there are ANY midget nuns in the whole world?" "No young man, I'm afraid that there are no such women in the entire world." replied Mother Superior. Satisfied, the first guy turned to the second and says, "See, I told you. You WERE fucking a penguin." J