10 Husbands, still a virgin
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> 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin > A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their > wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a > virgin." > "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How that can be if you've been married > ten times?" > "Well husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great > it was going to be. > Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was > supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. > Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out > diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. > Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even thought he knew he had the order, he > didn't know when he would be able to deliver. > Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process, but wanted > three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art > method. > Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, > but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. > Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never > sure how to position it. > Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. > Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. > Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him! > But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" > "Good," said the new husband, "but why?" > "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" :-D Jon Sagara Sagara Software
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> 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin > A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their > wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a > virgin." > "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How that can be if you've been married > ten times?" > "Well husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great > it was going to be. > Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was > supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. > Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out > diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. > Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even thought he knew he had the order, he > didn't know when he would be able to deliver. > Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process, but wanted > three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art > method. > Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, > but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. > Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never > sure how to position it. > Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. > Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. > Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him! > But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" > "Good," said the new husband, "but why?" > "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" :-D Jon Sagara Sagara Software
LOL > Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process, but wanted > three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art > method. She should have waited! lol regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge