Taliban - problem solved
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I've been giving this a lot of thought and it seems to me if the Taliban governemt of Afghanistan is corrupt and is stealing aid destined for people starving there, the answer to the current problem is simple. Invade one corner of the coutnry and open a free McDonalds. Wait two weeks, then go in from the other end and shoot everything that moves and isn't carrying a cheeseburger. I thought I'd save the moderator some time and post this here instead of the forum... Christian As I learn the innermost secrets of the around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet. Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought Jewellery.
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I've been giving this a lot of thought and it seems to me if the Taliban governemt of Afghanistan is corrupt and is stealing aid destined for people starving there, the answer to the current problem is simple. Invade one corner of the coutnry and open a free McDonalds. Wait two weeks, then go in from the other end and shoot everything that moves and isn't carrying a cheeseburger. I thought I'd save the moderator some time and post this here instead of the forum... Christian As I learn the innermost secrets of the around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet. Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought Jewellery.
You obviously have given this a lot of thought, My idea was to bomb them with nutritous Pork bones.
Regardz Colin J Davies
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I've been giving this a lot of thought and it seems to me if the Taliban governemt of Afghanistan is corrupt and is stealing aid destined for people starving there, the answer to the current problem is simple. Invade one corner of the coutnry and open a free McDonalds. Wait two weeks, then go in from the other end and shoot everything that moves and isn't carrying a cheeseburger. I thought I'd save the moderator some time and post this here instead of the forum... Christian As I learn the innermost secrets of the around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet. Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought Jewellery.
Wait two weeks, then go in from the other end and shoot everything that moves and isn't carrying a cheeseburger. I think this idea is brilliant, only one things confuses me. If the Taliban is the one who is "confiscating" the food then surely you want to be shooting everything that moves that is carrying a cheese burger? As I learn the innermost secrets of the around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet Your signature has become corrupt I think... secrets of the ????? around me Unless that is one of the secrets ?:-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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Wait two weeks, then go in from the other end and shoot everything that moves and isn't carrying a cheeseburger. I think this idea is brilliant, only one things confuses me. If the Taliban is the one who is "confiscating" the food then surely you want to be shooting everything that moves that is carrying a cheese burger? As I learn the innermost secrets of the around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet Your signature has become corrupt I think... secrets of the ????? around me Unless that is one of the secrets ?:-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
No, because they don't have McDonalds now, do they ? So they'd be carrying McFalafel, or whatever it is they like to eat. I'd better fix the signature then..... Christian As I learn the innermost secrets of the around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet. Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought Jewellery.
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No, because they don't have McDonalds now, do they ? So they'd be carrying McFalafel, or whatever it is they like to eat. I'd better fix the signature then..... Christian As I learn the innermost secrets of the around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet. Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought Jewellery.
No, because they don't have McDonalds now, do they ? Huh? But I thought that was the point! America invaded one corner and built a McCrappy, then the Taliban starts to confiscate the cheeseburgers and the shitty fries so being the only ones in Afghanistan with McCrappy's.... ? :confused: But never mind, it is nearly midnight on a Sunday and I shouldnt be thinking so hard... :-D they'd be carrying McFalafel, or whatever LMAO! McFalafel's! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *deep breaths, deep breaths!* I nearly snorted half my red bull up my nose when I read that... Correct me if I am wrong but Falafel's are an ISRAELI thing, right? hehe I can just imagine Osama being offered a McFalafel "You Jewish pig! You insult me, I keeel you, I keeeel you!" Maybe McGoat is a better proposition. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh too much, too much for a sunday night... :-D thanks for the laugh Christian :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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No, because they don't have McDonalds now, do they ? Huh? But I thought that was the point! America invaded one corner and built a McCrappy, then the Taliban starts to confiscate the cheeseburgers and the shitty fries so being the only ones in Afghanistan with McCrappy's.... ? :confused: But never mind, it is nearly midnight on a Sunday and I shouldnt be thinking so hard... :-D they'd be carrying McFalafel, or whatever LMAO! McFalafel's! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *deep breaths, deep breaths!* I nearly snorted half my red bull up my nose when I read that... Correct me if I am wrong but Falafel's are an ISRAELI thing, right? hehe I can just imagine Osama being offered a McFalafel "You Jewish pig! You insult me, I keeel you, I keeeel you!" Maybe McGoat is a better proposition. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh too much, too much for a sunday night... :-D thanks for the laugh Christian :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Correct me if I am wrong but Falafel's are an ISRAELI thing, right? No, felafel is a generic Arab food, not linked to any one country I believe. I think of them as a vegetarian meat ball. My wifes family is a mixture of many nationalities from around the Mediterranean, though they were all born and raised in Egypt. Due to this I get an amazing variety of food to try. :-D Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone