The boss! - good one
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A customer service rep., a sales rep and a vice president of a business software firm in a large city are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the customer service rep. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to the vice president. The vice president says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." Moral of story: Always Let your Boss have the first say. Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain
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A customer service rep., a sales rep and a vice president of a business software firm in a large city are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the customer service rep. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to the vice president. The vice president says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." Moral of story: Always Let your Boss have the first say. Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain
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Nish is a BIG fan of Goran IvanisevicGood one :) Simon Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Sonork ID 100.10024