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For all of you who are in the mistaken belief that I am a shrinking violet incapable of withstanding the vitriol hurled at me by my nemesis, fat_boy, I can only say fuck off. No, really, fuck off. fat_boy and I and, indeed, many others, enjoy the cut-and-thrust of self deprecating verbiage sprinkled with a large dose of expletives and humorous asides and are immune to the excrement we sling at each other. IT IS FUNNY. EVERYTIME. I mean, let's be honest I don't even know fat_boy. Well, okay, I know he might be fat. And he's very tall. And fat. I know we sometimes agree and sometimes don't but we don't take it personally. It's fun. Happy now? Oh, and who shall we hate today? I vote for oil producers.
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For all of you who are in the mistaken belief that I am a shrinking violet incapable of withstanding the vitriol hurled at me by my nemesis, fat_boy, I can only say fuck off. No, really, fuck off. fat_boy and I and, indeed, many others, enjoy the cut-and-thrust of self deprecating verbiage sprinkled with a large dose of expletives and humorous asides and are immune to the excrement we sling at each other. IT IS FUNNY. EVERYTIME. I mean, let's be honest I don't even know fat_boy. Well, okay, I know he might be fat. And he's very tall. And fat. I know we sometimes agree and sometimes don't but we don't take it personally. It's fun. Happy now? Oh, and who shall we hate today? I vote for oil producers.
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legalAlien wrote: who shall we hate today? I vote for Jason Dean Fortune[^].
fat_boy wrote: I've got plenty of opinions, if you don't like them I've got plenty more
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For all of you who are in the mistaken belief that I am a shrinking violet incapable of withstanding the vitriol hurled at me by my nemesis, fat_boy, I can only say fuck off. No, really, fuck off. fat_boy and I and, indeed, many others, enjoy the cut-and-thrust of self deprecating verbiage sprinkled with a large dose of expletives and humorous asides and are immune to the excrement we sling at each other. IT IS FUNNY. EVERYTIME. I mean, let's be honest I don't even know fat_boy. Well, okay, I know he might be fat. And he's very tall. And fat. I know we sometimes agree and sometimes don't but we don't take it personally. It's fun. Happy now? Oh, and who shall we hate today? I vote for oil producers.
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hey ho, wassup man. Just heard a guy I used to work with in Aix died. He was only 37. He went to sleep friday and didnt wake up on saturday. His girlfriend is 3 months pregnant. They live in Marseille. A nicer couple you couldnt meet, he was an american, born in holland with family in venezuela and california. She is corsican. He is going to be burried on corsica. What a bitch, he will never see his kid. I guess his girlfriend has the birth to look forward to, provided the shock hasnt caused a miscarriage. She must be going through hell right now, she is such a nice girl, she doesnt deserve this. Life eh? what a cunt. Nunc est bibendum!
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hey ho, wassup man. Just heard a guy I used to work with in Aix died. He was only 37. He went to sleep friday and didnt wake up on saturday. His girlfriend is 3 months pregnant. They live in Marseille. A nicer couple you couldnt meet, he was an american, born in holland with family in venezuela and california. She is corsican. He is going to be burried on corsica. What a bitch, he will never see his kid. I guess his girlfriend has the birth to look forward to, provided the shock hasnt caused a miscarriage. She must be going through hell right now, she is such a nice girl, she doesnt deserve this. Life eh? what a cunt. Nunc est bibendum!
Not a lot. That is far too young. What a waste. Nothing one can say to alleviate the pain family and friends feel when someone dies so early in their life. And no religious freaks need tell me that it was gods will. Bollocks was it. fat_boy wrote: Life eh? what a c***. Abso-fucking-lutely. Well, I was hoping to whale into you with something outrageous but you've taken the wind from my sails. I'll just have to start on that wanker Karl. Unless...
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Not a lot. That is far too young. What a waste. Nothing one can say to alleviate the pain family and friends feel when someone dies so early in their life. And no religious freaks need tell me that it was gods will. Bollocks was it. fat_boy wrote: Life eh? what a c***. Abso-fucking-lutely. Well, I was hoping to whale into you with something outrageous but you've taken the wind from my sails. I'll just have to start on that wanker Karl. Unless...
Yeah, anyone who looks at life, from an evidential point of view, and then comes up with a theory about just what the hell is in charge of the place is very unlikely to arrive at anything approaching one of our religions. None of them can explain how this can happen. We might as well have a religion called 'lottery'. Nunc est bibendum!
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Yeah, anyone who looks at life, from an evidential point of view, and then comes up with a theory about just what the hell is in charge of the place is very unlikely to arrive at anything approaching one of our religions. None of them can explain how this can happen. We might as well have a religion called 'lottery'. Nunc est bibendum!
fat_boy wrote: We might as well have a religion called 'lottery'. You heretic! That is my religion!!! I worship at the altar of Camelot. I am a Camelotian. For your information there are 3 sects, Ballsians, EuroBallsians and Luckydippians. I am a Ballsian Camelotian as the Luckydippians are far too transient and don't offer anything like the rewards for good living that the Ballsian sect does and the EuroBallsians are a strange bunch with languages and customs that are a bit strange to me. They're a little bit fanatical, actually. I'll have you know I give 10% of my salary to Camelot, on a weekly basis and it gives me a warm glow inside to know that I am helping good causes sponsored and supported by my church. And I know that God, or Arthur as we call him, exists cos sometimes, when I pray really hard, he sends me £10! Once he even sent £37.50. So please, be respectful of my religion as I am of yours.
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legalAlien wrote: who shall we hate today? I vote for Jason Dean Fortune[^].
fat_boy wrote: I've got plenty of opinions, if you don't like them I've got plenty more
I saw the tv ads for the show, but thought nah. Just another crappy reality tv show that includes a dead band try to make a comeback. You can loose a bass player, or drummer, or even lead, but not the front man. The only band I can think of that has made it after that is Genisis, when Peter Gabriel left.
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I saw the tv ads for the show, but thought nah. Just another crappy reality tv show that includes a dead band try to make a comeback. You can loose a bass player, or drummer, or even lead, but not the front man. The only band I can think of that has made it after that is Genisis, when Peter Gabriel left.
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Giles wrote: The only band I can think of that has made it after that is Genisis, when Peter Gabriel left. IMHO - Genesis may have "made it" commercially, but musically they blew after Gabriel went solo.
Hey, anyone that can call Don Johnson a wanker on prime-time is okay by me.
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fat_boy wrote: We might as well have a religion called 'lottery'. You heretic! That is my religion!!! I worship at the altar of Camelot. I am a Camelotian. For your information there are 3 sects, Ballsians, EuroBallsians and Luckydippians. I am a Ballsian Camelotian as the Luckydippians are far too transient and don't offer anything like the rewards for good living that the Ballsian sect does and the EuroBallsians are a strange bunch with languages and customs that are a bit strange to me. They're a little bit fanatical, actually. I'll have you know I give 10% of my salary to Camelot, on a weekly basis and it gives me a warm glow inside to know that I am helping good causes sponsored and supported by my church. And I know that God, or Arthur as we call him, exists cos sometimes, when I pray really hard, he sends me £10! Once he even sent £37.50. So please, be respectful of my religion as I am of yours.
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'I give 10% of my salary to Camelot' Bargain! Catholics give 25% (AFAIK, if anyone can be arsed to look this up, or, if any catholic is brave enough to admit he is being shafted by the church please correct me) 'it gives me a warm glow inside ' I must get through 10% of my income on drink, funilly enough, it also gives me a warm glow inside, but then, I am just a Nordic Pagan I suppose. Nunc est bibendum!
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legalAlien wrote: who shall we hate today? I vote for Jason Dean Fortune[^].
fat_boy wrote: I've got plenty of opinions, if you don't like them I've got plenty more
Any particular reason for the hate on JD? I watched the last half of the "season" and even though I dind't like his attitude at first, he was (IMHO) the best fit. -J
Think of a computer program. Somewhere, there is one key instruction, and everything else is just functions calling themselves, or brackets billowing out endlessly through an infinite address space. What happens when the brackets collapse? Where's the final 'end if'? Is any of this making sense? -Ford Prefect
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Not a lot. That is far too young. What a waste. Nothing one can say to alleviate the pain family and friends feel when someone dies so early in their life. And no religious freaks need tell me that it was gods will. Bollocks was it. fat_boy wrote: Life eh? what a c***. Abso-fucking-lutely. Well, I was hoping to whale into you with something outrageous but you've taken the wind from my sails. I'll just have to start on that wanker Karl. Unless...
legalAlien wrote: And no religious freaks need tell me that it was gods will. You're right. It was not God's will. I hate this wicked system we live in. My best friend (next to my wife) died just last year, and that sucked! He was 19; he was going to get married last fall, and he was going to be the Best Man in my wedding. No matter what the pastors or anybody ever try to say about "God just needed another angel in heaven" they couldn't be more unsympathetic than that. God would have to be evil to be selfish enough to tear a husband and a father away at such a time in his life just because wanted to add one more to the millions of angels. "Woe for the earth and for the sea, because the Devil has come down to YOU, having great anger, knowing he has a short period of time." - Revelation 12:12 This thread is more proof that this is Satan's world. Danny
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Any particular reason for the hate on JD? I watched the last half of the "season" and even though I dind't like his attitude at first, he was (IMHO) the best fit. -J
Think of a computer program. Somewhere, there is one key instruction, and everything else is just functions calling themselves, or brackets billowing out endlessly through an infinite address space. What happens when the brackets collapse? Where's the final 'end if'? Is any of this making sense? -Ford Prefect
- He participated to a reality show - He was an Elvis impersonator - He becomes the puppet of the recording industry - and the best pick, his first name is Jason ;-P;)
fat_boy wrote: I've got plenty of opinions, if you don't like them I've got plenty more
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legalAlien wrote: And no religious freaks need tell me that it was gods will. You're right. It was not God's will. I hate this wicked system we live in. My best friend (next to my wife) died just last year, and that sucked! He was 19; he was going to get married last fall, and he was going to be the Best Man in my wedding. No matter what the pastors or anybody ever try to say about "God just needed another angel in heaven" they couldn't be more unsympathetic than that. God would have to be evil to be selfish enough to tear a husband and a father away at such a time in his life just because wanted to add one more to the millions of angels. "Woe for the earth and for the sea, because the Devil has come down to YOU, having great anger, knowing he has a short period of time." - Revelation 12:12 This thread is more proof that this is Satan's world. Danny
Interesting, because, if you wanted to know what hell was like, you would only have to look around you. Of course, if you want to know what heaven is like you can always look around you too. What am I saying? It is perception that makes the difference. If we perceive a muslem to be an enemy, we are in hell. If we perceive a muslem to be a friend we are in heaven. (Same goes for jew to muslem and muslem to jew etc) Go on then everyone call me naieve and shoot me down in flames. Nunc est bibendum!
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Interesting, because, if you wanted to know what hell was like, you would only have to look around you. Of course, if you want to know what heaven is like you can always look around you too. What am I saying? It is perception that makes the difference. If we perceive a muslem to be an enemy, we are in hell. If we perceive a muslem to be a friend we are in heaven. (Same goes for jew to muslem and muslem to jew etc) Go on then everyone call me naieve and shoot me down in flames. Nunc est bibendum!
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For all of you who are in the mistaken belief that I am a shrinking violet incapable of withstanding the vitriol hurled at me by my nemesis, fat_boy, I can only say fuck off. No, really, fuck off. fat_boy and I and, indeed, many others, enjoy the cut-and-thrust of self deprecating verbiage sprinkled with a large dose of expletives and humorous asides and are immune to the excrement we sling at each other. IT IS FUNNY. EVERYTIME. I mean, let's be honest I don't even know fat_boy. Well, okay, I know he might be fat. And he's very tall. And fat. I know we sometimes agree and sometimes don't but we don't take it personally. It's fun. Happy now? Oh, and who shall we hate today? I vote for oil producers.
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Interesting, because, if you wanted to know what hell was like, you would only have to look around you. Of course, if you want to know what heaven is like you can always look around you too. What am I saying? It is perception that makes the difference. If we perceive a muslem to be an enemy, we are in hell. If we perceive a muslem to be a friend we are in heaven. (Same goes for jew to muslem and muslem to jew etc) Go on then everyone call me naieve and shoot me down in flames. Nunc est bibendum!
fat_boy wrote: Go on then everyone call me naieve Okay, you're naive (w/o an 'e' by the way) fat_boy wrote: It is perception that makes the difference. There is a lot of truth to be found in the statement, "Truth is in the eye of the beholder", though not always: fat_boy wrote: Interesting, because, if you wanted to know what hell was like, you would only have to look around you. Of course, if you want to know what heaven is like you can always look around you too. It's interesting, because the Greek word used for "Hell" in the Bible had the same meaning as the Hebrew word for "Sheol", which meant simply, 'the common grave of mankind', you know, in the ground. So, I guess unless you are actually in hole, you can't look around to see what hell is like. "For the living are concious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all." - Ecclesiastes 9:5 Danny
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who said, if the sources are to be believed, 'turn the other cheek' Uh oh, did a christian country just go and invade two muslem ones out of vengence? Oh shit, perhaps we'd better stop using religion as an excuse and admit what a bunch of cunts we all are on this earth. I mean fuck it, lets stop justifying our actions and taking the moral high ground, lets jsut fucking wade in with all guns blazing and admit we just want to fuck someone else up, or steal their property, or make them look stupid, or fuck their wommen. I know, lets all just be vikings, at least they were honest about their motives. Anarchy. Fear, hatred, agression, divisiveness, its just going to drag the world down the toilet. Nunc est bibendum!
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who said, if the sources are to be believed, 'turn the other cheek' Uh oh, did a christian country just go and invade two muslem ones out of vengence? Oh shit, perhaps we'd better stop using religion as an excuse and admit what a bunch of cunts we all are on this earth. I mean fuck it, lets stop justifying our actions and taking the moral high ground, lets jsut fucking wade in with all guns blazing and admit we just want to fuck someone else up, or steal their property, or make them look stupid, or fuck their wommen. I know, lets all just be vikings, at least they were honest about their motives. Anarchy. Fear, hatred, agression, divisiveness, its just going to drag the world down the toilet. Nunc est bibendum!
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- He participated to a reality show - He was an Elvis impersonator - He becomes the puppet of the recording industry - and the best pick, his first name is Jason ;-P;)
fat_boy wrote: I've got plenty of opinions, if you don't like them I've got plenty more
Actually, Becky and me have been watching Rock Star: INXS and have found it very enjoyable - as some of the contestants have actually been really talented. Jordis had an awesome voice - her rendition of Bowie's "The Man Who Sold The World" was spine-tingling (waaaaay better than the Bowie original). I actually wanted Sweet Suzie to win (she came 4th) - she had the best voice of the last remaining few, and I think picking a woman would of been kinda cool. Oh, and thanks FOR RUINING THE FUCKING ENDING!!! - the final isn't aired on VH1-Europe until Sunday night. Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (though it was pretty obvious that dick JD was going to win!).