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    Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?

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      Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?

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      legalAlien wrote: I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. THEN BYE I GUESS STOP TRY THE LOUNGE FOR NON-RANT MATERIAL STOP legalAlien wrote: Surely there are more important things to discuss? HAVE AT IT SKIPPY STOP legalAlien wrote: we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off I SURE HOPE SO OR I JUST WASTED THE $0.001 OF ELECTRICITY USED TO TRANSMIT THIS MESSAGE STOP WHAT THE HELL ELSE DO YOU THINK THIS SPECIFIC FORUM IS FOR STOP P.S. I AM NOT YELLING THIS IS ACTUALLY A TELEGRAM STOP END TRANSMISSION

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        legalAlien wrote: I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. THEN BYE I GUESS STOP TRY THE LOUNGE FOR NON-RANT MATERIAL STOP legalAlien wrote: Surely there are more important things to discuss? HAVE AT IT SKIPPY STOP legalAlien wrote: we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off I SURE HOPE SO OR I JUST WASTED THE $0.001 OF ELECTRICITY USED TO TRANSMIT THIS MESSAGE STOP WHAT THE HELL ELSE DO YOU THINK THIS SPECIFIC FORUM IS FOR STOP P.S. I AM NOT YELLING THIS IS ACTUALLY A TELEGRAM STOP END TRANSMISSION

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        You are an evil little cunt, aren't you. If you have nothing constructive to add just fuck off. AND DON'T CALL ME SKIPPY YOU LITTLE FUCK-WIT CUNT-DROPPING ARSE-BISCUIT. oh, and I forgot to add: have you had an irony by-pass to go with your other one?

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          Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?

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          Yeah, lets stopbeating up religions and stick to politics and bad jokes.... talking of which Nunc est bibendum

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            Yeah, lets stopbeating up religions and stick to politics and bad jokes.... talking of which Nunc est bibendum

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            Hey, you're back. Did you remove the cunt and replace it with vagina? Was I a little harsh with fisticuffs?

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              You are an evil little cunt, aren't you. If you have nothing constructive to add just fuck off. AND DON'T CALL ME SKIPPY YOU LITTLE FUCK-WIT CUNT-DROPPING ARSE-BISCUIT. oh, and I forgot to add: have you had an irony by-pass to go with your other one?

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              I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THE ASTERIKS SKIPPY YOU SHOULD WORK HARDER AT ADULT COMMUNISIMICATION STOP P.S. IS ARSE-BISCUIT SOME KIND OF NEWFANGLED DANCE MACHINE STOP P.P.S. PLEASE EXHAUSTIVELY DEFINE CONSTRUCTIVE BECAUSE MY DEFINITION INCLUDES MAKING EXPLOSION NOISES WITH MY MOUTH AND LIPS WHILE I TYPE "PSHEW" "PSHEW" ON THIS NEWFANGLED TYPEWRITOR[sic] STOP END TRANSMISSION This telegram arrived from the year 1994, the first year that someone ever went on usenet (it was alt.atheism in case you're interested) and whined, "I'M BORED OF EXISTING TOPICS PLEASE SOMEONE THINK OF SOMETHING INTERESTING TO DISCUSS." pshew pshew

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                I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THE ASTERIKS SKIPPY YOU SHOULD WORK HARDER AT ADULT COMMUNISIMICATION STOP P.S. IS ARSE-BISCUIT SOME KIND OF NEWFANGLED DANCE MACHINE STOP P.P.S. PLEASE EXHAUSTIVELY DEFINE CONSTRUCTIVE BECAUSE MY DEFINITION INCLUDES MAKING EXPLOSION NOISES WITH MY MOUTH AND LIPS WHILE I TYPE "PSHEW" "PSHEW" ON THIS NEWFANGLED TYPEWRITOR[sic] STOP END TRANSMISSION This telegram arrived from the year 1994, the first year that someone ever went on usenet (it was alt.atheism in case you're interested) and whined, "I'M BORED OF EXISTING TOPICS PLEASE SOMEONE THINK OF SOMETHING INTERESTING TO DISCUSS." pshew pshew

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                I guess you didn't get it. Never mind: maybe you will when you get past pubescence. That's when all of your greasy, oozing spots will finally go without you having to use sand paper. Oh, and if your mommy lets you, you can check the definition of an arse-biscuit on the viz site. Yes, I apologise for the asterisks; not of my doing. Never mind, I'm sure you'll infer the meaning one day. Were you even alive in 1994? Doesn't sound like it. Perhaps your bypass requires more work: I'd be happy to perform a lobotomy on you. Your lobotomy is near your lofrontomy in case you were wondering.

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                  Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?

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                  When there is an opportunity to make things a little better rather thna a little worse I try to make things a little better. If each of us does that once or twice a week all our lives imagine the results... The tigress is here :-D

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                    Hey, you're back. Did you remove the cunt and replace it with vagina? Was I a little harsh with fisticuffs?

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                    It got removed by the webmaster, I could try to find an anatomical picture, but I wouldnt want that to be considered either. Oh well, so much for trying to be funny. Perhaps I could paste a limp dick to a pickture of myself and go by the name of 'dick head'. Surely a limp dick isnt pornographic? Nunc est bibendum

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                      When there is an opportunity to make things a little better rather thna a little worse I try to make things a little better. If each of us does that once or twice a week all our lives imagine the results... The tigress is here :-D

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                      Ahhhh, arent women soooo nice.:) Nunc est bibendum

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                        Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?

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                        legalAlien wrote: let's do something real Just go to the programming forums and help people there. This is already a good start ;)

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                          It got removed by the webmaster, I could try to find an anatomical picture, but I wouldnt want that to be considered either. Oh well, so much for trying to be funny. Perhaps I could paste a limp dick to a pickture of myself and go by the name of 'dick head'. Surely a limp dick isnt pornographic? Nunc est bibendum

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                          Yeah, but what if your name was Mike Hunt? Would that be allowed?

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                            Yeah, but what if your name was Mike Hunt? Would that be allowed?

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                            Or the unforgetable 'Cupid Stunt' Nunc est bibendum

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                              I guess you didn't get it. Never mind: maybe you will when you get past pubescence. That's when all of your greasy, oozing spots will finally go without you having to use sand paper. Oh, and if your mommy lets you, you can check the definition of an arse-biscuit on the viz site. Yes, I apologise for the asterisks; not of my doing. Never mind, I'm sure you'll infer the meaning one day. Were you even alive in 1994? Doesn't sound like it. Perhaps your bypass requires more work: I'd be happy to perform a lobotomy on you. Your lobotomy is near your lofrontomy in case you were wondering.

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                              legalAlien wrote: Your lobotomy is near your lofrontomy in case you were wondering. ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY GRADE: F Speaking of which, as an interesting fact, the insult, "You sound like you haven't even passed PUBERTY YET BLAAAAAH," was first used in like 1885 followed shortly by WELL BLAH I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE GO AHEAD AND HAVE THE LAST WORD so if you were wondering why you can't think of anything interesting to say WELL MYSTERY SOLVED - YOU'RE UNORIGINAL. Suggestions: 1. LEAVE 1885 IMMEDIATELY, YOU DON'T HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT 2. SET YOURSELF ON FIRE 3. STOP EATING SO MUCH SATURATED FAT OH IT TASTES GOOD WELL SO DOES MY CORONARY JUSTICE P.S. this was fun i love you in that special way good luck and happy trails and may our lord Jesus Christ be with you always because even if you don't believe in him well he believes in you and yes i just thought of that saying and well maybe you just heard me wrong because what i said has never been said before in the history of the world why no i would not like to buy some fine amway products but i do respect quality merchandise

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                                legalAlien wrote: Your lobotomy is near your lofrontomy in case you were wondering. ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY GRADE: F Speaking of which, as an interesting fact, the insult, "You sound like you haven't even passed PUBERTY YET BLAAAAAH," was first used in like 1885 followed shortly by WELL BLAH I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE GO AHEAD AND HAVE THE LAST WORD so if you were wondering why you can't think of anything interesting to say WELL MYSTERY SOLVED - YOU'RE UNORIGINAL. Suggestions: 1. LEAVE 1885 IMMEDIATELY, YOU DON'T HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT 2. SET YOURSELF ON FIRE 3. STOP EATING SO MUCH SATURATED FAT OH IT TASTES GOOD WELL SO DOES MY CORONARY JUSTICE P.S. this was fun i love you in that special way good luck and happy trails and may our lord Jesus Christ be with you always because even if you don't believe in him well he believes in you and yes i just thought of that saying and well maybe you just heard me wrong because what i said has never been said before in the history of the world why no i would not like to buy some fine amway products but i do respect quality merchandise

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                                Fisticuffs wrote: ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY GRADE: F You mean my doctorate means nothing!!! Fisticuffs wrote: P.S. this was fun i love you in that special way good luck and happy trails and may our lord Jesus Christ be with you always because even if you don't believe in him well he believes in you and yes i just thought of that saying and well maybe you just heard me wrong because what i said has never been said before in the history of the world why no i would not like to buy some fine amway products but i do respect quality merchandise Now that is funny. Fisticuffs wrote: the insult, Err, it wasn't an insult. I just kinda felt that you must be a child given your prediliction for capitals and childish banter. Fisticuffs wrote: Suggestions: These really don't make much sense and appear out of context. Please try again, substituting decent retorts that will actually offend me. Oh, and that isn't easy as I've been called pretty much everything by everyone so you'll need to use your brain thingy; that amorphous lump of matter placed halfway between the moon and the stars. Err, I mean your ears, between your ears.

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                                  Fisticuffs wrote: ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY GRADE: F You mean my doctorate means nothing!!! Fisticuffs wrote: P.S. this was fun i love you in that special way good luck and happy trails and may our lord Jesus Christ be with you always because even if you don't believe in him well he believes in you and yes i just thought of that saying and well maybe you just heard me wrong because what i said has never been said before in the history of the world why no i would not like to buy some fine amway products but i do respect quality merchandise Now that is funny. Fisticuffs wrote: the insult, Err, it wasn't an insult. I just kinda felt that you must be a child given your prediliction for capitals and childish banter. Fisticuffs wrote: Suggestions: These really don't make much sense and appear out of context. Please try again, substituting decent retorts that will actually offend me. Oh, and that isn't easy as I've been called pretty much everything by everyone so you'll need to use your brain thingy; that amorphous lump of matter placed halfway between the moon and the stars. Err, I mean your ears, between your ears.

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                                  legalAlien wrote: Oh, and that isn't easy as I've been called pretty much everything by everyone IS THAT SO *deep breath* YOU'RE A CRACK ADDICT FROM PLANET STUPID

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                                    legalAlien wrote: Oh, and that isn't easy as I've been called pretty much everything by everyone IS THAT SO *deep breath* YOU'RE A CRACK ADDICT FROM PLANET STUPID

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                                    Nope; heard it. try again.

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                                      Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?

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                                      Lol. This post is total troll bait...better watch out around here. I can hear them circling... ;P

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                                        Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. Can we please change the subject? We all know that are inherently evil and are out to destroy way of life. Surely there are more important things to discuss? How about coming up with a way to stop the foamy stuff falling off the shuttle? Or better ways to help the homeless? Or how about we all come up with new and wonderful applications that do some good? There are (apparently) 2+ million of us using this site. If even only 1% of us got together and came up with something that's, err, let me see now, counting fingers, toes; oh yes, 20000 people! Come on people, we all know that nothing we say or do here has any real impact except to raise our collective blood pressure and piss somebody off: let's do something real! Maybe we can even make enough money to help somewhere else or to fund research into future-ware. Well?

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                                        legalAlien wrote: I am so bored of reading the same pathetic rants every day. there is always a solution to boredom[^]


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                                          Lol. This post is total troll bait...better watch out around here. I can hear them circling... ;P

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                                          John Theal wrote: Lol. This post is total troll bait...better watch out around here. I can hear them circling... nah, he is very good at verbose but so poor at insults. In fact he is yet another mutt with a mug even his mother can't stand and with a rump even his best lovers shun off-season. not worth it.

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