God, Adam and boredom (JOTD)
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fat_boy's post reminded me of an old joke: A few weeks after being created, Adam camplained to God about his constant boredom. God replied, "Well, I have this new proto-type I've been working on. I call it 'woman'. I fixed all the mistakes I made with man. Woman is a perfect blend of intelligence, grace, beauty and strength. My most magnificent creation!!" Excited, Adam says "Cool! Send one down and I'll check it out!" "Not so fast big boy!" says God. "This isn't a freebie. Something as well designed and implemented as 'woman' is quite valuable and it's going to cost you plenty." "How much?" asks Adam. God answers "Your right arm, your right leg and your right eye." Adam thinks about it for a while and finally asks "How much can I get for a rib?" Better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep.
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fat_boy's post reminded me of an old joke: A few weeks after being created, Adam camplained to God about his constant boredom. God replied, "Well, I have this new proto-type I've been working on. I call it 'woman'. I fixed all the mistakes I made with man. Woman is a perfect blend of intelligence, grace, beauty and strength. My most magnificent creation!!" Excited, Adam says "Cool! Send one down and I'll check it out!" "Not so fast big boy!" says God. "This isn't a freebie. Something as well designed and implemented as 'woman' is quite valuable and it's going to cost you plenty." "How much?" asks Adam. God answers "Your right arm, your right leg and your right eye." Adam thinks about it for a while and finally asks "How much can I get for a rib?" Better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep.
And my woman still costs me an arm and a leg, plus ....
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fat_boy's post reminded me of an old joke: A few weeks after being created, Adam camplained to God about his constant boredom. God replied, "Well, I have this new proto-type I've been working on. I call it 'woman'. I fixed all the mistakes I made with man. Woman is a perfect blend of intelligence, grace, beauty and strength. My most magnificent creation!!" Excited, Adam says "Cool! Send one down and I'll check it out!" "Not so fast big boy!" says God. "This isn't a freebie. Something as well designed and implemented as 'woman' is quite valuable and it's going to cost you plenty." "How much?" asks Adam. God answers "Your right arm, your right leg and your right eye." Adam thinks about it for a while and finally asks "How much can I get for a rib?" Better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep.
After creation God calls Adam and Eve to him and says " I have a few odds and ends left over and I thought you might like them... Let's see I can give one of you the ability to pee standing up." Adam quickly says "Wow - that would be cool - I could pee anywhere i wanted - I could even write my name -- I'll take that!" God says "Granted. Now I guess that just leaves multiple orgasms..." "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." Albert Einstein Dave -- modified at 19:47 Tuesday 11th October, 2005
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fat_boy's post reminded me of an old joke: A few weeks after being created, Adam camplained to God about his constant boredom. God replied, "Well, I have this new proto-type I've been working on. I call it 'woman'. I fixed all the mistakes I made with man. Woman is a perfect blend of intelligence, grace, beauty and strength. My most magnificent creation!!" Excited, Adam says "Cool! Send one down and I'll check it out!" "Not so fast big boy!" says God. "This isn't a freebie. Something as well designed and implemented as 'woman' is quite valuable and it's going to cost you plenty." "How much?" asks Adam. God answers "Your right arm, your right leg and your right eye." Adam thinks about it for a while and finally asks "How much can I get for a rib?" Better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep.
The only way to deal with trolls is to limit your reaction and not to respond to rolling messages. It is well known that most people don't read messages that nobody responds to, while 99% of forum visitors first read the longest and the largest threads with the most answers.
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fat_boy's post reminded me of an old joke: A few weeks after being created, Adam camplained to God about his constant boredom. God replied, "Well, I have this new proto-type I've been working on. I call it 'woman'. I fixed all the mistakes I made with man. Woman is a perfect blend of intelligence, grace, beauty and strength. My most magnificent creation!!" Excited, Adam says "Cool! Send one down and I'll check it out!" "Not so fast big boy!" says God. "This isn't a freebie. Something as well designed and implemented as 'woman' is quite valuable and it's going to cost you plenty." "How much?" asks Adam. God answers "Your right arm, your right leg and your right eye." Adam thinks about it for a while and finally asks "How much can I get for a rib?" Better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep.
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fat_boy's post reminded me of an old joke: A few weeks after being created, Adam camplained to God about his constant boredom. God replied, "Well, I have this new proto-type I've been working on. I call it 'woman'. I fixed all the mistakes I made with man. Woman is a perfect blend of intelligence, grace, beauty and strength. My most magnificent creation!!" Excited, Adam says "Cool! Send one down and I'll check it out!" "Not so fast big boy!" says God. "This isn't a freebie. Something as well designed and implemented as 'woman' is quite valuable and it's going to cost you plenty." "How much?" asks Adam. God answers "Your right arm, your right leg and your right eye." Adam thinks about it for a while and finally asks "How much can I get for a rib?" Better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep.
Which reminds me of this one: in the garden of eden lay adam complacently stroking his madam and loud was his mirth cos he knew that on earth there were only 2 balls and he had 'em
Stoopid signatures...
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After creation God calls Adam and Eve to him and says " I have a few odds and ends left over and I thought you might like them... Let's see I can give one of you the ability to pee standing up." Adam quickly says "Wow - that would be cool - I could pee anywhere i wanted - I could even write my name -- I'll take that!" God says "Granted. Now I guess that just leaves multiple orgasms..." "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." Albert Einstein Dave -- modified at 19:47 Tuesday 11th October, 2005
DRHuff wrote: God says "Granted. Now I guess that just leaves multiple orgasms..." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Anna :rose: Riverblade Ltd - Software Consultancy Services Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.
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The only way to deal with trolls is to limit your reaction and not to respond to rolling messages. It is well known that most people don't read messages that nobody responds to, while 99% of forum visitors first read the longest and the largest threads with the most answers.