Good one!
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It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade classroom. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" said the teacher. "Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." Said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki said, "George Bush, to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Well, suck this!" Suzuki jumped out of his chair waving his hand wildly and shouted to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with an almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001!" The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around the teacher lying on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're screwed!" Then Suzuki said, "The Taliban, 2001!" Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade classroom. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" said the teacher. "Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." Said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki said, "George Bush, to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Well, suck this!" Suzuki jumped out of his chair waving his hand wildly and shouted to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with an almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001!" The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around the teacher lying on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're screwed!" Then Suzuki said, "The Taliban, 2001!" Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Nice one! Me like very much :-D Michael :-)
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Nice one! Me like very much :-D Michael :-)
Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Finally, I got him :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Finally, I got him :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Praise where praise is due. Of course, it is a variation on an old joke I've heard before, but this one was done very well and geninuely funny. Michael :-D
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It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade classroom. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" said the teacher. "Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." Said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki said, "George Bush, to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Well, suck this!" Suzuki jumped out of his chair waving his hand wildly and shouted to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with an almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001!" The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around the teacher lying on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're screwed!" Then Suzuki said, "The Taliban, 2001!" Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade classroom. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" said the teacher. "Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." Said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki said, "George Bush, to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Well, suck this!" Suzuki jumped out of his chair waving his hand wildly and shouted to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with an almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001!" The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around the teacher lying on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're screwed!" Then Suzuki said, "The Taliban, 2001!" Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Nice, nice, very nice! Now I'm going to have to steal it =) Everyone welcome the newbiE!!!!
First Programmer: "How many bits are in a bite?" Second Programmer: "You spelled bytes wrong." First Programmer: *stares* "It's a joke, moron." Second Programmer: "Joke...?"
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Nice one! Me like very much :-D Michael :-)