Poem
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design First came the butcher smart with wit Using a knife he gave it a slit Next came a carpenter strong and bold With hammer and chisel he made it a hole Third was a tailor tall and thin With a piece of red velvet he lined it within Fourth was a hunter short and stout With a piece of fur he lined it throughout Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell Threw in a fish and gave it a smell Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee Who touched it and blessed it and said it would pee Last was a soldier, a dirty little runt Who sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt (Not mine, dunno the real source, but I found it really funny.)
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design First came the butcher smart with wit Using a knife he gave it a slit Next came a carpenter strong and bold With hammer and chisel he made it a hole Third was a tailor tall and thin With a piece of red velvet he lined it within Fourth was a hunter short and stout With a piece of fur he lined it throughout Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell Threw in a fish and gave it a smell Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee Who touched it and blessed it and said it would pee Last was a soldier, a dirty little runt Who sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt (Not mine, dunno the real source, but I found it really funny.)
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design First came the butcher smart with wit Using a knife he gave it a slit Next came a carpenter strong and bold With hammer and chisel he made it a hole Third was a tailor tall and thin With a piece of red velvet he lined it within Fourth was a hunter short and stout With a piece of fur he lined it throughout Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell Threw in a fish and gave it a smell Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee Who touched it and blessed it and said it would pee Last was a soldier, a dirty little runt Who sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt (Not mine, dunno the real source, but I found it really funny.)
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Why did it get voted down? Because of the language? I thought we could post such things in the soapbox. Sorry if I offended anyone, I didn't mean to. Or is it because I called it a "poem?" :rolleyes:
smaaaart wrote:
Why did it get voted down?
My guess would be this line Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee You insulted all the McGees here by calling them a preacher :rolleyes:
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smaaaart wrote:
Why did it get voted down?
My guess would be this line Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee You insulted all the McGees here by calling them a preacher :rolleyes:
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design First came the butcher smart with wit Using a knife he gave it a slit Next came a carpenter strong and bold With hammer and chisel he made it a hole Third was a tailor tall and thin With a piece of red velvet he lined it within Fourth was a hunter short and stout With a piece of fur he lined it throughout Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell Threw in a fish and gave it a smell Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee Who touched it and blessed it and said it would pee Last was a soldier, a dirty little runt Who sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt (Not mine, dunno the real source, but I found it really funny.)
:~ X| "When only the police have guns, it's called a Police State."
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design First came the butcher smart with wit Using a knife he gave it a slit Next came a carpenter strong and bold With hammer and chisel he made it a hole Third was a tailor tall and thin With a piece of red velvet he lined it within Fourth was a hunter short and stout With a piece of fur he lined it throughout Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell Threw in a fish and gave it a smell Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee Who touched it and blessed it and said it would pee Last was a soldier, a dirty little runt Who sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt (Not mine, dunno the real source, but I found it really funny.)
This would have been hilarious - when I was 9. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
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This would have been hilarious - when I was 9. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
well said Christian, that "poem" was very childish "When only the police have guns, it's called a Police State."
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well said Christian, that "poem" was very childish "When only the police have guns, it's called a Police State."
Mr. gr0wn up Pumk1nh3ad aka Mr. 1r0ny 1nc4rn4t3d wrote:
that "poem" was very childish
I suppose childish things aren't funny anymore. Or maybe they never were funny. And maybe an entire post consisting of two emoticons[^]isn't childish. 4nd 4 n1ckn4m3 l1k3 Pumk1nh3ad 1s r34lly m4tur3 1nd33d. :rolleyes: Sorry for pulling an ad hominem on you, but really! :D
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This would have been hilarious - when I was 9. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
Ah well, I found it hilarious, so I guess you know my age now. ;) Anyway, I just posted this because I found it funny, and thought some others might enjoy it too. I didn't know people would be so judgemental. Your tastes change with time. As you mature, or learn new things, or interact with new people, things you understand and like keep changing. Hmmm. Why do people give up their old tastes as they embrace new things? Why do they stop finding something funny when they find something else funny? Why do people give up the music they liked when they start liking some other music? If something is funny, it's funny. It can be funny in a different way than that wrinkled nose two inches above your stiff upper lip looks right now, but still. I mean really. Look at your nose. Right now. It's funny. :-D And those who don't like blue humor or think it's beneath them are all welcome to bite me. :-D OK, whatever. To each his/her own. :-D
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design First came the butcher smart with wit Using a knife he gave it a slit Next came a carpenter strong and bold With hammer and chisel he made it a hole Third was a tailor tall and thin With a piece of red velvet he lined it within Fourth was a hunter short and stout With a piece of fur he lined it throughout Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell Threw in a fish and gave it a smell Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee Who touched it and blessed it and said it would pee Last was a soldier, a dirty little runt Who sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt (Not mine, dunno the real source, but I found it really funny.)
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Mr. gr0wn up Pumk1nh3ad aka Mr. 1r0ny 1nc4rn4t3d wrote:
that "poem" was very childish
I suppose childish things aren't funny anymore. Or maybe they never were funny. And maybe an entire post consisting of two emoticons[^]isn't childish. 4nd 4 n1ckn4m3 l1k3 Pumk1nh3ad 1s r34lly m4tur3 1nd33d. :rolleyes: Sorry for pulling an ad hominem on you, but really! :D
smaaaart wrote:
And maybe an entire post consisting of two emoticons[^]isn't childish. 4nd 4 n1ckn4m3 l1k3 Pumk1nh3ad 1s r34lly m4tur3 1nd33d.
You are right, I am not the most mature person, but that is probably because I am 15 years old. But, you don't see me posting jokes about body parts. "When only the police have guns, it's called a Police State."
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smaaaart wrote:
And maybe an entire post consisting of two emoticons[^]isn't childish. 4nd 4 n1ckn4m3 l1k3 Pumk1nh3ad 1s r34lly m4tur3 1nd33d.
You are right, I am not the most mature person, but that is probably because I am 15 years old. But, you don't see me posting jokes about body parts. "When only the police have guns, it's called a Police State."
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Ah well, I found it hilarious, so I guess you know my age now. ;) Anyway, I just posted this because I found it funny, and thought some others might enjoy it too. I didn't know people would be so judgemental. Your tastes change with time. As you mature, or learn new things, or interact with new people, things you understand and like keep changing. Hmmm. Why do people give up their old tastes as they embrace new things? Why do they stop finding something funny when they find something else funny? Why do people give up the music they liked when they start liking some other music? If something is funny, it's funny. It can be funny in a different way than that wrinkled nose two inches above your stiff upper lip looks right now, but still. I mean really. Look at your nose. Right now. It's funny. :-D And those who don't like blue humor or think it's beneath them are all welcome to bite me. :-D OK, whatever. To each his/her own. :-D
For what it's worth, I did not vote on your post.
smaaaart wrote:
Why do people give up their old tastes as they embrace new things? Why do they stop finding something funny when they find something else funny? Why do people give up the music they liked when they start liking some other music?
Well, in answer to the first two, I don't think they do. In answer to the last one, I've liked heavy metal since 1981, so I wouldn't know :-)
smaaaart wrote:
If something is funny, it's funny.
That's true. But this isn't really funny. I don't mind a joke that is rude, if it's funny, but this sort of thing is generally funny to boys of about 12 because they are already thinking about sex all of the time, and this gives them an excuse to admit it for a few seconds.
smaaaart wrote:
OK, whatever. To each his/her own.
Yes, definately. If you like this sort of thing, knock yourself out. Post it here, if you like. I didn't vote it down, I simply used my equal right to comment on it. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++