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    During an international gynecology conference, an American and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had recently treated. " One time," said the Frenchman, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!" "No way," said the American. "It couldn’t have been that big. She wouldn’t have been able to walk." "You Americans are always so obsessed with size," said the Frenchman. "I was talking about the flavor!" Regardz Colin J Davies

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    If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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      During an international gynecology conference, an American and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had recently treated. " One time," said the Frenchman, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!" "No way," said the American. "It couldn’t have been that big. She wouldn’t have been able to walk." "You Americans are always so obsessed with size," said the Frenchman. "I was talking about the flavor!" Regardz Colin J Davies

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      If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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      Nish Nishant
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      LOL Colin. Good one!!! Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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        LOL Colin. Good one!!! Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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        Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Good one!!! Valarey nanhi Regardz Colin J Davies

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        If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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          Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Good one!!! Valarey nanhi Regardz Colin J Davies

          Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

          If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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          Colin Davies wrote: Valarey nanhi Jesus Z Christ??????????? How, Colin, how???? Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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            Colin Davies wrote: Valarey nanhi Jesus Z Christ??????????? How, Colin, how???? Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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            Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: How, Colin, how???? How what? "Why kill time, when you can kill yourself?" - Cabaret Voltaire

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              During an international gynecology conference, an American and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had recently treated. " One time," said the Frenchman, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!" "No way," said the American. "It couldn’t have been that big. She wouldn’t have been able to walk." "You Americans are always so obsessed with size," said the Frenchman. "I was talking about the flavor!" Regardz Colin J Davies

              Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

              If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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              Damn, that's funny :laugh:. "Why kill time, when you can kill yourself?" - Cabaret Voltaire

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                Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: How, Colin, how???? How what? "Why kill time, when you can kill yourself?" - Cabaret Voltaire

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                Colin said "Valarey nanhi" to me. "Valarey nanhi" is the malayalam for "Thank You". Malayalam is my native toungue. How the heck did he learn that? I am sure he has no malayalam speaking friends in NZ. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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                  Colin said "Valarey nanhi" to me. "Valarey nanhi" is the malayalam for "Thank You". Malayalam is my native toungue. How the heck did he learn that? I am sure he has no malayalam speaking friends in NZ. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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                  Colin seems to be quite good at languages (as well as anagrams), so it isn't really so surprising, I guess. Still, I don't know where he'd find a way to translate anything into a language like Malayalam. "Why kill time, when you can kill yourself?" - Cabaret Voltaire

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                    Damn, that's funny :laugh:. "Why kill time, when you can kill yourself?" - Cabaret Voltaire

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                    Daniel Ferguson wrote: "Why kill time, when you can kill yourself?" - Cabaret Voltaire I'm not sure weather to laugh or be concerned -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

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                      Daniel Ferguson wrote: "Why kill time, when you can kill yourself?" - Cabaret Voltaire I'm not sure weather to laugh or be concerned -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

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                      Matt Newman wrote: I'm not sure weather to laugh or be concerned Well, I suppose that's the point -- it's supposed to be thought provoking to some extent. :) "Why kill time, when you can kill yourself?" - Cabaret Voltaire

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                        During an international gynecology conference, an American and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had recently treated. " One time," said the Frenchman, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!" "No way," said the American. "It couldn’t have been that big. She wouldn’t have been able to walk." "You Americans are always so obsessed with size," said the Frenchman. "I was talking about the flavor!" Regardz Colin J Davies

                        Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                        If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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                        You crack me up. -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

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