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    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at a chemist shop. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the chemist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a camel. The chemist faints. Regardz Colin J Davies

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    Most people should stick to calculators, Isaac Sasson 28 th Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr# Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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      Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at a chemist shop. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the chemist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a camel. The chemist faints. Regardz Colin J Davies

      Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

      Most people should stick to calculators, Isaac Sasson 28 th Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr# Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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      You are a genius. -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

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        Matt Newman wrote: You are a genius. Gosh, is that a compliment or a complaint ? BTW: you have a kewl Pic. Regardz Colin J Davies

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        Colin Davies [CPUA 0x0001] wrote: Gosh, is that a compliment or a complaint ? Yes Colin Davies [CPUA 0x0001] wrote: BTW: you have a kewl Pic. Thank you. -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

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          You are a genius. -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

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          Matt Newman wrote: You are a genius. Gosh, is that a compliment or a complaint ? BTW: you have a kewl Pic. Regardz Colin J Davies

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          Most people should stick to calculators, Isaac Sasson 28 th Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr# Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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            Matt Newman wrote: Yes Well a big thankyou for clarifying that so explicitly. :confused: Regardz Colin J Davies

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            It was a compliment. -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

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              Colin Davies [CPUA 0x0001] wrote: Gosh, is that a compliment or a complaint ? Yes Colin Davies [CPUA 0x0001] wrote: BTW: you have a kewl Pic. Thank you. -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

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              Matt Newman wrote: Yes Well a big thankyou for clarifying that so explicitly. :confused: Regardz Colin J Davies

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              Most people should stick to calculators, Isaac Sasson 28 th Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr# Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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                Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at a chemist shop. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the chemist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a camel. The chemist faints. Regardz Colin J Davies

                Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                Most people should stick to calculators, Isaac Sasson 28 th Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr# Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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                Colin, I hope you are going to fly over here and wipe my monitor -- I just spewed soggy chocolate biscuit all over the damned thing 'cause of that! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Sonork ID: 100.9977 Dave, CPUA: 0x0b0b Contents of my clipboard: Barclays Visa Connect - 4936-3503-2 -- sh*t, I'd better edit the rest out...

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                  Colin, I hope you are going to fly over here and wipe my monitor -- I just spewed soggy chocolate biscuit all over the damned thing 'cause of that! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Sonork ID: 100.9977 Dave, CPUA: 0x0b0b Contents of my clipboard: Barclays Visa Connect - 4936-3503-2 -- sh*t, I'd better edit the rest out...

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                  That is why I never eat when reading posts in the lounge or any of the forums. -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

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                    Colin, I hope you are going to fly over here and wipe my monitor -- I just spewed soggy chocolate biscuit all over the damned thing 'cause of that! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Sonork ID: 100.9977 Dave, CPUA: 0x0b0b Contents of my clipboard: Barclays Visa Connect - 4936-3503-2 -- sh*t, I'd better edit the rest out...

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                    David Wulff wrote: Colin, I hope you are going to fly over here and wipe my monitor -- I just spewed soggy chocolate biscuit all over the damned thing 'cause of that! Glad to just send me the air-fare and I'll pop over. Regardz Colin J Davies

                    Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                    Most people should stick to calculators, Isaac Sasson 28 th Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr# Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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