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Yet Another Joke Of The Day With Nuns In It. 4 Nuns were in a car, which crashes and kills them all. They go up to heaven and are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter: Before you go in ladies, you have to confess your sins. St Peter to 1st Nun: Have you any sins to confess sister? Nun1: Well, I once touched an mans Penis. St Peter: No problem sister, go over there, wash your hands in the holy water and off you go into heaven. St Peter to 2nd Nun: Have you any sins to confess sister? Nun2: Well, I once held a mans Penis and well, you know. St Peter: No problem sister, go over there, wash your hands in the holy water and off you go into heaven. St Peter to 3rd Nun: Have you any sins to confess sister? Just as Nun3 was about to answer, nun4 pushes to the front: Nun4: I'm not gargling with that after she's washed her arse! Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 If I'm not breathing, I'm either dead or holding my breath. A fool jabbers, while a wise man listens. But is he so wise to listen to the fool?