YANJ - JOTD
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Yet Another Nun Joke. Two nuns are driving along when a vampire jumps out of the shadows onto the bonnet of their car: Nuns: Aaarrrgggghh Vampire: Hiss, I want to drink your blood! Nun1 (driving): How do we get rid of it? Nun2: Turn on the windscreen wipers! She turns on the windscreen wipers and the vampire is slapped around a bit. Vampire: Hiss, I want to drink your blood! Nun1: Its not working, what else can I do? Nun2: Use the windscreen water sprayer, I filled it with holy water. She uses the windscreen water sprayer. The vampire smokes a little but still stays. Vampire: Hiss, I going to drink your blood! (sounding annoyed) Nun1: Its not working, what else can I do? Nun2: Quick, show him your cross! Nun1 leans out the window and shouts "Get off my f***ing bonnet!" :-D Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 If I'm not breathing, I'm either dead or holding my breath. A fool jabbers, while a wise man listens. But is he so wise to listen to the fool?