The George Carlin Theory:
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"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating. . .you finish off as an orgasm." [Signature temporarily down]
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"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating. . .you finish off as an orgasm." [Signature temporarily down]
I think I've got that MP3 somewhere on my drive, great stuff :) Classic Carlin is good, and if you like dirty jokes :omg: Andrew Dice Clay and John Valby are good too, the latter being mostly songs. James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
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I think I've got that MP3 somewhere on my drive, great stuff :) Classic Carlin is good, and if you like dirty jokes :omg: Andrew Dice Clay and John Valby are good too, the latter being mostly songs. James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
James T. Johnson wrote: think I've got that MP3 somewhere on my drive, great stuff Huh? I didnt know it was a song :-) Nish p.s. This is the 1000th post in this forum... [Signature temporarily down]
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James T. Johnson wrote: think I've got that MP3 somewhere on my drive, great stuff Huh? I didnt know it was a song :-) Nish p.s. This is the 1000th post in this forum... [Signature temporarily down]
Its not a song, but i've got some of his "concerts" in mp3 format :cool: James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
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James T. Johnson wrote: think I've got that MP3 somewhere on my drive, great stuff Huh? I didnt know it was a song :-) Nish p.s. This is the 1000th post in this forum... [Signature temporarily down]
Not everything recorded is music, Nish. You should hear some of the 60s party albums - George Carlin, The Smothers Brothers, Firesign Theatre ( I have all of them) - some of the best standup comedy was once played on home stereos for the entertainment of guests who didn't care to dance. Most of my favorites do include music - the songs of Tom Lehrer come to mind. The 'Vatican Rag', 'Poisoning Pigeons in the Park', the 'Old Dope Peddler' - all are favorites that will probably never be transferred to CD. Bill Cosby's classic about God's conversation with Noah is one that you would especially enjoy, judging by the sense of humor I've seen you display here. I was only a kid then, but I'm glad I got the benefit of having lived in that era - what a great time to have grown up :-D
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James T. Johnson wrote: think I've got that MP3 somewhere on my drive, great stuff Huh? I didnt know it was a song :-) Nish p.s. This is the 1000th post in this forum... [Signature temporarily down]
For any one who has ever taken part in the wonders of airplane travel you have to find and listen to "George Carlin - Airline Antics", mine is 16:44 long. :laugh: James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
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Not everything recorded is music, Nish. You should hear some of the 60s party albums - George Carlin, The Smothers Brothers, Firesign Theatre ( I have all of them) - some of the best standup comedy was once played on home stereos for the entertainment of guests who didn't care to dance. Most of my favorites do include music - the songs of Tom Lehrer come to mind. The 'Vatican Rag', 'Poisoning Pigeons in the Park', the 'Old Dope Peddler' - all are favorites that will probably never be transferred to CD. Bill Cosby's classic about God's conversation with Noah is one that you would especially enjoy, judging by the sense of humor I've seen you display here. I was only a kid then, but I'm glad I got the benefit of having lived in that era - what a great time to have grown up :-D
'Poisoning Pigeons in the Park' is on the Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Album. Stephen Caldwell Blackfission, CEO http://blackfission.myip.org:81
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'Poisoning Pigeons in the Park' is on the Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Album. Stephen Caldwell Blackfission, CEO http://blackfission.myip.org:81
Indeed it is! And once in a while, when someone gets me drunk enough to try Karaoke, I sing it. Badly.