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codeadair

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realJSOP

Just walk up to her, grab your crotch, and say "Hey baby, if you can suck a golfball through a garden hose, do I have a deal for you...". There's a 50-50 chance she will accept your offer. Women in China do pucker up for the ol' love rope, don't they?

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realJSOP

codeadair wrote:

I really don't know whether she knows i am wooing her.

That's called "stalking" in our country.

codeadair wrote:

I really don't know what should i do more to her.

If you've got her tied up and hidden in a shed out back, you can do as much to her as you want.

codeadair wrote:

I really don't know how to do to woo her.

See my first reply.

codeadair wrote:

I really don't know how to woo a gril.

I have to refer you to that age-old compendium for lonely cooks everywhere - "How To Woo a Grille and Not get Burned".

codeadair wrote:

Say "Good Morning" to her every day by MSN though sometimes she doesn't reply to me.And doesn't reply to me recently.

Make sure you don't let her know who you are, and end every message with something romantic and daring, like "Do you like farmyard animals?"

codeadair wrote:

"Are you going to have lunch in or out?" "Be Out" "May i follow you?" "OK!"

I've already warned you about the stalking thing, and I'm not going to repeat myself.

codeadair wrote:

We are in the same company but different department.

A word of advice from your Uncle John - don't dip your pen in company ink. Of course, you should make every attempt to waylay her on the boss's desk (women like dangerous sex).

codeadair wrote:

It looks like that.It is not a good idea to make something about us exposing to other colleagues.Because it maybe affect our day work.

You're pretty much on the mark here. If one of my co-workers walked up and exposed himself to me, I think there might be trouble brewin' in ol' corral.

codeadair wrote:

But i am really feeling a bit tired.

My guess would be too much right-hand/left-hand stuff.

codeadair wrote:

Yes.I am afraid she refuse me.And she has the right.

But whether you stop stalking her is completely up to you.

codeadair wrote:

Maybe i am too care of her each behavior and brow to me.

DavidNohejl

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codeadair

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realJSOP

I have a deep fondness for the Soapbox. :)

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realJSOP

codeadair wrote:

You must be Tony Blair.Or maybe his son.

I would give up my kingdom for an appropriate snappy comeback... Wait! How about these!? I'm rubber and you're Glue - whatever you say that's bad bounces off me and sticks to you! Smell ya - shouldn't have to tell ya! My dad can beat up your dad! Neener neener neener! Infinity! I think that pretty much set him straight - I used ALL the biggies... The last one pretty much absolves me from having to respond to further witless reparte from our hero, and least within this sub-thread).

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Dan Bennett

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Just walk up to her, grab your crotch, and say "Hey baby, if you can suck a golfball through a garden hose, do I have a deal for you...".

The subtle approach doesn't always work. Sometimes you just have to say what you feel.

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How refreshing to read your posts this morning. I especially enjoyed the earlier ones regarding the golf ball and Hershey Highway. Keep up the good work. :) --EricDV Sig--------- Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. - Laurence J. Peters

realJSOP

If you don't say what you mean, you can't really take no for an answer.

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codeadair

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Nish Nishant

A programming forum is not really a good place to ask for love-advice :-) You'd just get mocked by people (even if you are a regular, which you are not, which makes the mocking stronger). Regards, Nish

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realJSOP

Are you going to take a secretly snapped photo of your hershey girl with you? Try this chant to speed things along "golfball, golfball, golfball", and just before you climax, shout "HERSHEY GIRL!". If your mom comes rushing into the room to make sure you're okay, just tell her you had a nightmare about a place called "Brown Town". Even if she's got twice the brain you do, I suspect she won't be able to put two and two together. Your secret will remain safe with us.

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Eric Dahlvang

codeadair wrote:

i should go bed now

Swell idea. By the way, I was referring to John Simmons when I said, "How refreshing..." --EricDV Sig--------- Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. - Laurence J. Peters

Shog9 0

So, is that the hilarious non sequitur that it appears to be, or is there something i don't know about Blair...?

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realJSOP

Yeah. this guy is almost as pathetic as Link2006. He actually tries to take girls on trips, expecting sex followed immediately by a meaningful relationship, when all the girl really wants is to visit another guy in Boise. Hey maybe codeadair should try that ploy. Take his hershey gril for an all-expense-paid trip to Bwanguetribangtoohard province, try to introduce her to ol' Mr. One-Eye, and then ask her to marry him.

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Nish Nishant

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Yeah. this guy is almost as pathetic as Link2006.

Yeah, it was a Link2006-style post really :-)

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

He actually tries to take girls on trips, expecting sex followed immediately by a meaningful relationship, when all the girl really wants is to visit another guy in Boise.

:laugh: Regards, Nish

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