Five Cannibals
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I'll see your 3 ducks, and raise you 2 cannibals! Five cannibals get hired as programmers in a software company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees". The cannibals promise. Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Okay, who ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You idiot! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and now you have to go and eat the janitor!" Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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I'll see your 3 ducks, and raise you 2 cannibals! Five cannibals get hired as programmers in a software company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees". The cannibals promise. Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Okay, who ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You idiot! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and now you have to go and eat the janitor!" Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
Christopher Duncan wrote: Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers Make that supervisors and PMs. I am a Team Leader myself :-) A good one though... Nish
My miniputt high is now 29 I do not think I can improve on that My temperament won't hold www.busterboy.org
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I'll see your 3 ducks, and raise you 2 cannibals! Five cannibals get hired as programmers in a software company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees". The cannibals promise. Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Okay, who ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You idiot! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and now you have to go and eat the janitor!" Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
Very good! -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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I'll see your 3 ducks, and raise you 2 cannibals! Five cannibals get hired as programmers in a software company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees". The cannibals promise. Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Okay, who ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You idiot! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and now you have to go and eat the janitor!" Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
Very Good, Well done ! :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig:
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Very Good, Well done ! :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig:
Colin Davies wrote: Very Good, Well done ! No, actually, the way I heard it, it was more Medium Rare... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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Colin Davies wrote: Very Good, Well done ! No, actually, the way I heard it, it was more Medium Rare... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
Christopher Duncan wrote: it was more Medium Rare... *groan* James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
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Christopher Duncan wrote: it was more Medium Rare... *groan* James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
James T. Johnson wrote: *groan* Sorry. My fingers got away from me... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)