Tickets Please !
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On the train to a math and engineering convention, there was a bunch of math majors and a bunch of engineering majors. Each of the math majors had a train ticket. The engineers majors had only one ticket for all of them. The math majors started laughing and snickering. Then, one of the engineers said, "Here comes the conductor!" All the engineers went into the bathroom. The mathies were puzzled. The conductor came aboard and said, "Tickets please." and got tickets from all the mathies. He then went to the bathroom and knocked on the door and said, "Ticket please." and the engineer majors stuck the ticket under the door. The conductor took it and then the engineer majors came out of the bathroom a few minutes later. The mathies felt stupid. On the way back from the convention, the group of mathies had one ticket for the group. They started snickering at the engineers, for the whole group had no tickets. Then, the engineer major lookout said "Conductor coming!" All the engineer majors went to one bathroom. All the mathies went to another bathroom. Then, before the conductor came aboard, one of the engineer majors knocked on the other bathroom, and said "Ticket please." :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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On the train to a math and engineering convention, there was a bunch of math majors and a bunch of engineering majors. Each of the math majors had a train ticket. The engineers majors had only one ticket for all of them. The math majors started laughing and snickering. Then, one of the engineers said, "Here comes the conductor!" All the engineers went into the bathroom. The mathies were puzzled. The conductor came aboard and said, "Tickets please." and got tickets from all the mathies. He then went to the bathroom and knocked on the door and said, "Ticket please." and the engineer majors stuck the ticket under the door. The conductor took it and then the engineer majors came out of the bathroom a few minutes later. The mathies felt stupid. On the way back from the convention, the group of mathies had one ticket for the group. They started snickering at the engineers, for the whole group had no tickets. Then, the engineer major lookout said "Conductor coming!" All the engineer majors went to one bathroom. All the mathies went to another bathroom. Then, before the conductor came aboard, one of the engineer majors knocked on the other bathroom, and said "Ticket please." :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
Hehe, I actually heard this a long time ago. But instead of maths and engineers there were Software Engineers and System (OS) Engineers. Yeah, right, I was in University and was studing on the second course, lol Philip Patrick Web-site: www.saintopatrick.com "Two beer or not two beer?" Shakesbeer Need Web-based database administrator? You already have it!