Say C
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Sometimes I truly worry...
#define like {
#define man ;}
#define an ;
#define SayBro /*
#define CheckItOut */SayBro like, this is some rad sh1t, so CheckItOut
like
a = b
an
c = d
manSayBro , like who needs help from them compiler choads anyway?
THIS is the way to write CLEAR code. I mean really! CheckItOutlike SayBro this is ShellSort straight out of the
white book, but in a readable form.CheckItOut man
#define YoDude for(
#define OK )
#define is =
#define AND &&
#define as
#define Do
#define long
#define some
#define make
#define sh1t
#define FAROUTshell(v, n) SayBro sort v[0]...v[n-1] into increasing order CheckItOut
int v[], n;like int gap, i, j, temp;
YoDude gap is n/2 an as long as gap > 0 Do some sh1t an make gap /=2 OK
YoDude i is gap an as long as i < n Do some sh1t an make i++ OK
YoDude j is i - gap an as long as j >= 0 AND v[j] > v[j+gap] Do some
sh1t an make j -= gap OK
like
temp is v[j] an
v[j] is v[j+gap] an
v[j+gap] is temp
man
FAROUT manSayBro like, B there OB square! CheckItOut
Credits Who: Franklin A Davis Where: Thinking Machines Corp. Cambridge, MA 02142
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Sometimes I truly worry...
#define like {
#define man ;}
#define an ;
#define SayBro /*
#define CheckItOut */SayBro like, this is some rad sh1t, so CheckItOut
like
a = b
an
c = d
manSayBro , like who needs help from them compiler choads anyway?
THIS is the way to write CLEAR code. I mean really! CheckItOutlike SayBro this is ShellSort straight out of the
white book, but in a readable form.CheckItOut man
#define YoDude for(
#define OK )
#define is =
#define AND &&
#define as
#define Do
#define long
#define some
#define make
#define sh1t
#define FAROUTshell(v, n) SayBro sort v[0]...v[n-1] into increasing order CheckItOut
int v[], n;like int gap, i, j, temp;
YoDude gap is n/2 an as long as gap > 0 Do some sh1t an make gap /=2 OK
YoDude i is gap an as long as i < n Do some sh1t an make i++ OK
YoDude j is i - gap an as long as j >= 0 AND v[j] > v[j+gap] Do some
sh1t an make j -= gap OK
like
temp is v[j] an
v[j] is v[j+gap] an
v[j+gap] is temp
man
FAROUT manSayBro like, B there OB square! CheckItOut
Credits Who: Franklin A Davis Where: Thinking Machines Corp. Cambridge, MA 02142
Chris Maunder wrote: Sometimes I truly worry... Reminds me of one of my favorite "fortunes": **THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry. VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW. Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators. Other operators include the "California booleans", AX and NOWAY. Loops are accomplished with the FOR SURE construct. A simple example:
LIKE, Y\*KNOW(I MEAN)START IF PIZZA =LIKE BITCHEN AND GUY =LIKE TUBULAR AND VALLEY GIRL =LIKE GRODY\*\*MAX(FERSURE)\*\*2 THEN FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH\*MAYBE 100 DO\*WAH - (DITTY\*\*2); BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT) SURE LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM; REALLY; LIKE TOTALLY(Y\*KNOW); IM\*SURE GOTO THE MALLVALGOL is also characterized by its unfriendly error messages. For example, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the message GAG ME WITH A SPOON! A successful compile may be termed MAXIMALLY AWESOME!** ;)_**
Developers that like shiny objects also dig case mods and scratch-and-sniff stickers.
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Klaus Probst, The Lounge
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Chris Maunder wrote: Sometimes I truly worry... Reminds me of one of my favorite "fortunes": **THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry. VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW. Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators. Other operators include the "California booleans", AX and NOWAY. Loops are accomplished with the FOR SURE construct. A simple example:
LIKE, Y\*KNOW(I MEAN)START IF PIZZA =LIKE BITCHEN AND GUY =LIKE TUBULAR AND VALLEY GIRL =LIKE GRODY\*\*MAX(FERSURE)\*\*2 THEN FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH\*MAYBE 100 DO\*WAH - (DITTY\*\*2); BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT) SURE LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM; REALLY; LIKE TOTALLY(Y\*KNOW); IM\*SURE GOTO THE MALLVALGOL is also characterized by its unfriendly error messages. For example, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the message GAG ME WITH A SPOON! A successful compile may be termed MAXIMALLY AWESOME!** ;)_**
Developers that like shiny objects also dig case mods and scratch-and-sniff stickers.
**_
Klaus Probst, The Lounge
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Chris Maunder wrote: Sometimes I truly worry... Reminds me of one of my favorite "fortunes": **THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry. VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW. Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators. Other operators include the "California booleans", AX and NOWAY. Loops are accomplished with the FOR SURE construct. A simple example:
LIKE, Y\*KNOW(I MEAN)START IF PIZZA =LIKE BITCHEN AND GUY =LIKE TUBULAR AND VALLEY GIRL =LIKE GRODY\*\*MAX(FERSURE)\*\*2 THEN FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH\*MAYBE 100 DO\*WAH - (DITTY\*\*2); BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT) SURE LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM; REALLY; LIKE TOTALLY(Y\*KNOW); IM\*SURE GOTO THE MALLVALGOL is also characterized by its unfriendly error messages. For example, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the message GAG ME WITH A SPOON! A successful compile may be termed MAXIMALLY AWESOME!** ;)_**
Developers that like shiny objects also dig case mods and scratch-and-sniff stickers.
**_
Klaus Probst, The Lounge
Where can I get certified in VALGOL? :) Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Feature Article : Sonork = 100.16311