The worst joke in the world.
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This is a joke my father told me many times over the years. Its not really that funny, but I thought I would share it with you. A man went to the circus one day and got a front row ticket. He enjoyed the show very much except for the clown act. When the clown came on telling some jokes, he spotted the bloke in the front and used him in a joke: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! The crown roars with laughter and man feels ashamed. But he enjoyed the circus so much he decided to go again the next day. Once again, when the clown came out he spotted the same guy and told the joke again: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! The crown again roared with laugthter, and the guy was really upset that he couldn't come up with a good come back to the clown. When he went home that night, he explained what happened to a friend, and he suggested he go see the "Guru of scintilating Whit and Reparte" (spelling?). So off he goes and explains his problem and gets his answer. Once again the guy goes to the circus, takes his front row seat and waits for the clown to come out so he could use his snappy reply. When the clown came out, he spotted the guy and went for it: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! And then the man replied: Man: F*ck off you red nosed git! Cor! Wan't that funny! For those of you still awake. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 If I'm not breathing, I'm either dead or holding my breath. A fool jabbers, while a wise man listens. But is he so wise to listen to the fool?
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This is a joke my father told me many times over the years. Its not really that funny, but I thought I would share it with you. A man went to the circus one day and got a front row ticket. He enjoyed the show very much except for the clown act. When the clown came on telling some jokes, he spotted the bloke in the front and used him in a joke: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! The crown roars with laughter and man feels ashamed. But he enjoyed the circus so much he decided to go again the next day. Once again, when the clown came out he spotted the same guy and told the joke again: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! The crown again roared with laugthter, and the guy was really upset that he couldn't come up with a good come back to the clown. When he went home that night, he explained what happened to a friend, and he suggested he go see the "Guru of scintilating Whit and Reparte" (spelling?). So off he goes and explains his problem and gets his answer. Once again the guy goes to the circus, takes his front row seat and waits for the clown to come out so he could use his snappy reply. When the clown came out, he spotted the guy and went for it: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! And then the man replied: Man: F*ck off you red nosed git! Cor! Wan't that funny! For those of you still awake. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 If I'm not breathing, I'm either dead or holding my breath. A fool jabbers, while a wise man listens. But is he so wise to listen to the fool?
Roger Allen wrote: Cor! Wan't that funny! For those of you still awake. I liked it, but then again I can see myself as the "Guru of scintilating Whit and Reparte". :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
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Roger Allen wrote: Cor! Wan't that funny! For those of you still awake. I liked it, but then again I can see myself as the "Guru of scintilating Whit and Reparte". :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
Michael Martin wrote: but then again I can see myself as the "Guru of scintilating Whit and Reparte". But then, you have had some stinging replies to some of my posts in the past :(( But its all in a good cause! :-D I need my head deflating quite often. :-O Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 yet to be identified being from the planet Paltinmoriumbanfrettybooter
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This is a joke my father told me many times over the years. Its not really that funny, but I thought I would share it with you. A man went to the circus one day and got a front row ticket. He enjoyed the show very much except for the clown act. When the clown came on telling some jokes, he spotted the bloke in the front and used him in a joke: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! The crown roars with laughter and man feels ashamed. But he enjoyed the circus so much he decided to go again the next day. Once again, when the clown came out he spotted the same guy and told the joke again: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! The crown again roared with laugthter, and the guy was really upset that he couldn't come up with a good come back to the clown. When he went home that night, he explained what happened to a friend, and he suggested he go see the "Guru of scintilating Whit and Reparte" (spelling?). So off he goes and explains his problem and gets his answer. Once again the guy goes to the circus, takes his front row seat and waits for the clown to come out so he could use his snappy reply. When the clown came out, he spotted the guy and went for it: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! And then the man replied: Man: F*ck off you red nosed git! Cor! Wan't that funny! For those of you still awake. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 If I'm not breathing, I'm either dead or holding my breath. A fool jabbers, while a wise man listens. But is he so wise to listen to the fool?
Roger Allen wrote: he suggested he go see the "Guru of scintilating Whit and Reparte" That's odd -- I don't remember this man you talk of. :-O ____________________ David Wulff It's in our nature to destroy ourselves. It's in our nature to kill ourselves. It's in our nature to kill each other. It's in our nature to kill kill kill. - Blood Brothers by Papa Roach; album: Infest
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This is a joke my father told me many times over the years. Its not really that funny, but I thought I would share it with you. A man went to the circus one day and got a front row ticket. He enjoyed the show very much except for the clown act. When the clown came on telling some jokes, he spotted the bloke in the front and used him in a joke: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! The crown roars with laughter and man feels ashamed. But he enjoyed the circus so much he decided to go again the next day. Once again, when the clown came out he spotted the same guy and told the joke again: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! The crown again roared with laugthter, and the guy was really upset that he couldn't come up with a good come back to the clown. When he went home that night, he explained what happened to a friend, and he suggested he go see the "Guru of scintilating Whit and Reparte" (spelling?). So off he goes and explains his problem and gets his answer. Once again the guy goes to the circus, takes his front row seat and waits for the clown to come out so he could use his snappy reply. When the clown came out, he spotted the guy and went for it: Clown: Are you the front end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an Ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an Ass! And then the man replied: Man: F*ck off you red nosed git! Cor! Wan't that funny! For those of you still awake. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 If I'm not breathing, I'm either dead or holding my breath. A fool jabbers, while a wise man listens. But is he so wise to listen to the fool?
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says to the horse, "Hey, why the long face?" Jason Gerard
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So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says to the horse, "Hey, why the long face?" Jason Gerard
An Englishman a Scottsman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What's this - a joke?" ____________________ David Wulff A lot of Americans, like [Martin], are arrogant, ignorant and blind to the thought that there may be people in this world who don't cry themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in America. - CG in The Marvinski Wars, 9 April '02