Brains
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A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his supply of brains. The secretary informed him that they had three kinds of brains available at that time. Doctors' brains were going for $20 per ounce and lawyers' brains were getting $30 per ounce. And then there were mathematicians' brains which were currently fetching $500 per ounce. "500 dollars an ounce!" he cried. "Why are they so expensive?" It takes more mathematicians to get an ounce of brains," she explained. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his supply of brains. The secretary informed him that they had three kinds of brains available at that time. Doctors' brains were going for $20 per ounce and lawyers' brains were getting $30 per ounce. And then there were mathematicians' brains which were currently fetching $500 per ounce. "500 dollars an ounce!" he cried. "Why are they so expensive?" It takes more mathematicians to get an ounce of brains," she explained. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
It's funny, but mathematicians must have more brains than lawyers .. or maybe I'm thinking of morals? Nah, brains too. :) "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown
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Good one :) So how many programmers does it take to get an ounce of brains?_**
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Klaus Probst, The Lounge
Shog9 wrote: So how many programmers does it take to get an ounce of brains? I don't know , how many ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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It's funny, but mathematicians must have more brains than lawyers .. or maybe I'm thinking of morals? Nah, brains too. :) "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown
Daniel Ferguson wrote: but mathematicians must have more brains than lawyers Not sure, lets decapitate some and find out. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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Daniel Ferguson wrote: but mathematicians must have more brains than lawyers Not sure, lets decapitate some and find out. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
I hope you mean lawyers. So many lawsuits now are just stupid, I think we could do with a few less lawyers. :) "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown
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I hope you mean lawyers. So many lawsuits now are just stupid, I think we could do with a few less lawyers. :) "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown
Daniel Ferguson wrote: I hope you mean lawyers. So many lawsuits now are just stupid, I think we could do with a few less lawyers Yes, I have to agree about lawyers, But what the hell, lets decapitate some mathematicians as well, what real use do they serve to humanity. They are always cluttering up universities and talking gibberish that nobody else can understand. Did you see "A Beautiful Mind" ? It is a perfect example of this. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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Daniel Ferguson wrote: I hope you mean lawyers. So many lawsuits now are just stupid, I think we could do with a few less lawyers Yes, I have to agree about lawyers, But what the hell, lets decapitate some mathematicians as well, what real use do they serve to humanity. They are always cluttering up universities and talking gibberish that nobody else can understand. Did you see "A Beautiful Mind" ? It is a perfect example of this. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
****Colin Davies wrote: Did you see "A Beautiful Mind" ? No, but I heard it was good. I guess the story is mostly about his psychosis or something. I don't think we should kill the scientific types since they're the ones who figure out how to pack more GB onto hard disk platters -- I can always use more storage space. :-D "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown
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A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his supply of brains. The secretary informed him that they had three kinds of brains available at that time. Doctors' brains were going for $20 per ounce and lawyers' brains were getting $30 per ounce. And then there were mathematicians' brains which were currently fetching $500 per ounce. "500 dollars an ounce!" he cried. "Why are they so expensive?" It takes more mathematicians to get an ounce of brains," she explained. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
A family takes their younge kid to a brain transplant clinic. The doctor explains the options available. You can have a male brain for $50, or a female brain for $5000 Smirking, the mother asks why do female brains cost so much more, is it because they are better? No says the doctor, the male brains are so cheap because they have been used. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 yet to be identified being from the planet Paltinmoriumbanfrettybooter
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A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his supply of brains. The secretary informed him that they had three kinds of brains available at that time. Doctors' brains were going for $20 per ounce and lawyers' brains were getting $30 per ounce. And then there were mathematicians' brains which were currently fetching $500 per ounce. "500 dollars an ounce!" he cried. "Why are they so expensive?" It takes more mathematicians to get an ounce of brains," she explained. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
That's the old lawyer joke but with mathematicians substituted for lawyers. I give it a 1 for trying. cheers, Chris Maunder
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That's the old lawyer joke but with mathematicians substituted for lawyers. I give it a 1 for trying. cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: I give it a 1 for trying. Thanks mate :-) I'm really glad you enjoy me having a laugh of Mathematicians. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"