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> Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12? > > A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. > They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, > "What are these, Dad?" > To which the man matter-of-factly replies, > "Those are called condoms, son.... > Men use them to have safe sex." > "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. > "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." > He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, > "Why are there 3 in this package." > The dad replies, > "Those are for high school boys. > One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." > "Cool!" says the boy. > He notices a 6 pack and asks, > "Then who are these for?" > "Those are for college men." the dad answers, > "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." > "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, > "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. > With a sigh, the dad replied, > "Those are for married men. > > One for January, one for February, one for March........"
Sometimes I think the surest sign for intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of them ever tried to contact us.
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> Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12? > > A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. > They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, > "What are these, Dad?" > To which the man matter-of-factly replies, > "Those are called condoms, son.... > Men use them to have safe sex." > "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. > "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." > He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, > "Why are there 3 in this package." > The dad replies, > "Those are for high school boys. > One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." > "Cool!" says the boy. > He notices a 6 pack and asks, > "Then who are these for?" > "Those are for college men." the dad answers, > "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." > "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, > "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. > With a sigh, the dad replied, > "Those are for married men. > > One for January, one for February, one for March........"
Sometimes I think the surest sign for intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of them ever tried to contact us.
:laugh: I've heard it before, but it doesn't get old :) James Simplicity Rules!