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  • N Nish Nishant

    Mr.Prakash wrote:

    I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.

    Dude, chill! Don't get so defensive about your sexual preferences :-) Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I? ;P

    Regards, Nish


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    Did you? and was the sensitive spot too small for a normal condom?

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      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

      Dude, chill!

      gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.

      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

      Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I?

      yeah, you did, and don't ask where.


      -Prakash

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      Mr.Prakash wrote:

      gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.

      Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty! Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi. Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool :rolleyes:

      Regards, Nish


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        Did you? and was the sensitive spot too small for a normal condom?

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        Roger J wrote:

        Did you? and was the sensitive spot too small for a normal condom?

        :laugh:

        Regards, Nish


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        • N Nish Nishant

          Red Stateler wrote:

          The birth date exceeds the death rate[^], so it's not a fact.

          Interesting. I wonder what Shog was trying to imply there then.

          Regards, Nish


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          Just tryin' to rile the usual suspects. Immigration jabs are always fun... ;P (AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)

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          • N Nish Nishant

            Jeremy Falcon wrote:

            Please God no! I don't want to see any evidence.

            Yeah, I guess you've seen enough manhood on CP - specially on the Lounge, right Jeremy? ;-)

            Regards, Nish


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            Jeremy Falcon
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            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            Yeah, I guess you've seen enough manhood on CP

            Oh I think I get this now. Damn, I'm slow. :-D Pfft. Let's just say I've had my fair share of being in locker rooms at the gym and field house when I played football. So, yeah I've had enough visual exposure and don't really look forward to seeing pictures.

            Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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            • J Jeremy Falcon

              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

              I guess you've seen enough manhood on CP

              There's not that many people on CP I'd call men - males maybe. You would be on my list of men though, but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself. :-D

              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

              specially on the Lounge, right Jeremy?

              :doh: :-> Sometimes I wonder if I'm just getting old. But where I grew up, there's just some things you don't do to your kid sister. But, I digress.

              Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

              but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself.

              And vice-versa too. I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence :-)

              Regards, Nish


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                Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                Sarcasm? or fact?

                The birth date exceeds the death rate[^], so it's not a fact.

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                Red Stateler wrote:

                so it's not a fact.

                Don't jump to conclusions. That birth rate may well include immigrant births... ;)

                "I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image." - Stephen Hawking

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                • N Nish Nishant

                  Mr.Prakash wrote:

                  gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.

                  Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty! Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi. Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool :rolleyes:

                  Regards, Nish


                  Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                  Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                  Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                  Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool

                  Ah, yes, good to hear... Love us or hate us, just as long as you want to be US... ;P

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                    Mr.Prakash wrote:

                    gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.

                    Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty! Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi. Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool :rolleyes:

                    Regards, Nish


                    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                    Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                    Prakash Nadar
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                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                    Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty!

                    Nasty?!? Was I? Sorry dude.

                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                    Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi.

                    :confused: Ok.


                    -Prakash

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                      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                      Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool

                      Ah, yes, good to hear... Love us or hate us, just as long as you want to be US... ;P

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                      Shog9 wrote:

                      Ah, yes, good to hear... Love us or hate us, just as long as you want to be US...

                      I am just having some fun teasing him. He started the gay humor thing asking me if I am gay - and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it. It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply :-)

                      Regards, Nish


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                      • P Prakash Nadar

                        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                        Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty!

                        Nasty?!? Was I? Sorry dude.

                        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                        Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi.

                        :confused: Ok.


                        -Prakash

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                        Nish Nishant
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                        Mr.Prakash wrote:

                        Nasty?!? Was I? Sorry dude.

                        So, you are okay with using "American" now? :rolleyes:

                        Regards, Nish


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                        Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                        • P Prakash Nadar

                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          Why are you so interested?

                          I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.

                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          And what's your real reason for being in France?

                          Same reason for you being in canada.

                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          Coming out the closet slowly, eh?

                          :zzz:


                          -Prakash

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                          Mark Salsbery
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                          Mr.Prakash wrote:

                          I understand. It happens with some ppl.

                          Especially in France ;P

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                            Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                            but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself.

                            And vice-versa too. I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence :-)

                            Regards, Nish


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                            Jeremy Falcon
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                            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                            I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence

                            Ya know, I so want to make a joke about this, but I'm kinda deflated after the lounge fiasco.

                            Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                              Shog9 wrote:

                              Ah, yes, good to hear... Love us or hate us, just as long as you want to be US...

                              I am just having some fun teasing him. He started the gay humor thing asking me if I am gay - and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it. It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply :-)

                              Regards, Nish


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                              Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                              Prakash Nadar
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                              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                              I am just having some fun teasing him.

                              yeah me too, Just bored with this stupid french company.:rolleyes: On how they work and stuff.

                              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                              and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it.

                              No, just playing along :)

                              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                              It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply

                              humm, yeah, i know.


                              -Prakash

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                                Zac Howland wrote:

                                No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.

                                You have great insight into the female mind. Do you cross-dress and sit in on these conversations?

                                Zac Howland wrote:

                                Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well

                                I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...

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                                Red Stateler wrote:

                                You have great insight into the female mind. Do you cross-dress and sit in on these conversations?

                                I wish ... my insight comes from advice given to me by my female friends. I've been given a rough copy of a dictionary for female language. What they say and what they mean are vastly different many times :doh:

                                Red Stateler wrote:

                                I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...

                                Well, if 60% of the population is that way, there really isn't any need to compensate.

                                If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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                                  Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                  Yeah, a religious person might be thinking, God, good thing you didn't give them those extra 3 centimetres - if they can do a billion with that length, think of what they'd do with a few extra centimetres.

                                  Well, the smart girls in the US have a saying: Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean. If you know how to use your hammer, you won't have any problem getting nails where you want them to go. Kama Sutra came from India, right? ;)

                                  If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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                                  Zac Howland wrote:

                                  Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

                                  That's just something people with small dicks say. ;P

                                  Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                                    Mr.Prakash wrote:

                                    Nasty?!? Was I? Sorry dude.

                                    So, you are okay with using "American" now? :rolleyes:

                                    Regards, Nish


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                                    Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                    So, you are okay with using "American" now?

                                    Yeah I do, In france there is a special sauce called american? No idea what that is made of, but I like it. So I used it with the french fries all the time.


                                    -Prakash

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                                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                      but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself.

                                      And vice-versa too. I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence :-)

                                      Regards, Nish


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                                      Although, I just went and made a joke, so perhaps I'm bouncing back.

                                      Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                                      • M Mark Salsbery

                                        Mr.Prakash wrote:

                                        I understand. It happens with some ppl.

                                        Especially in France ;P

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                                        Mark Salsbery wrote:

                                        Especially in France

                                        I have no idea about you and Nish taking about gay thing in france? Is france really famous for gay ppl?


                                        -Prakash

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                                          If I recall correctly, there was study a few years back that showed that the average size of a black member is the same as a white member, but the standard deviation among black members was higher. So basically there are more really big black ones, but also more really small black ones compared to whites.

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                                          That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...

                                          If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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