Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. Other Discussions
  3. The Back Room
  4. Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Back Room
helpannouncementcareer
79 Posts 13 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • S Shog9 0

    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

    Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool

    Ah, yes, good to hear... Love us or hate us, just as long as you want to be US... ;P

    N Offline
    N Offline
    Nish Nishant
    wrote on last edited by
    #49

    Shog9 wrote:

    Ah, yes, good to hear... Love us or hate us, just as long as you want to be US...

    I am just having some fun teasing him. He started the gay humor thing asking me if I am gay - and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it. It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply :-)

    Regards, Nish


    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
    Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

    P 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • P Prakash Nadar

      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

      Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty!

      Nasty?!? Was I? Sorry dude.

      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

      Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi.

      :confused: Ok.


      -Prakash

      N Offline
      N Offline
      Nish Nishant
      wrote on last edited by
      #50

      Mr.Prakash wrote:

      Nasty?!? Was I? Sorry dude.

      So, you are okay with using "American" now? :rolleyes:

      Regards, Nish


      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
      Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

      P 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • P Prakash Nadar

        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

        Why are you so interested?

        I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.

        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

        And what's your real reason for being in France?

        Same reason for you being in canada.

        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

        Coming out the closet slowly, eh?

        :zzz:


        -Prakash

        M Offline
        M Offline
        Mark Salsbery
        wrote on last edited by
        #51

        Mr.Prakash wrote:

        I understand. It happens with some ppl.

        Especially in France ;P

        P 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • N Nish Nishant

          Jeremy Falcon wrote:

          but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself.

          And vice-versa too. I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence :-)

          Regards, Nish


          Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
          Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

          J Offline
          J Offline
          Jeremy Falcon
          wrote on last edited by
          #52

          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

          I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence

          Ya know, I so want to make a joke about this, but I'm kinda deflated after the lounge fiasco.

          Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

          S 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • N Nish Nishant

            Shog9 wrote:

            Ah, yes, good to hear... Love us or hate us, just as long as you want to be US...

            I am just having some fun teasing him. He started the gay humor thing asking me if I am gay - and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it. It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply :-)

            Regards, Nish


            Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
            Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

            P Offline
            P Offline
            Prakash Nadar
            wrote on last edited by
            #53

            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            I am just having some fun teasing him.

            yeah me too, Just bored with this stupid french company.:rolleyes: On how they work and stuff.

            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it.

            No, just playing along :)

            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply

            humm, yeah, i know.


            -Prakash

            N 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • R Red Stateler

              Zac Howland wrote:

              No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.

              You have great insight into the female mind. Do you cross-dress and sit in on these conversations?

              Zac Howland wrote:

              Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well

              I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...

              Z Offline
              Z Offline
              Zac Howland
              wrote on last edited by
              #54

              Red Stateler wrote:

              You have great insight into the female mind. Do you cross-dress and sit in on these conversations?

              I wish ... my insight comes from advice given to me by my female friends. I've been given a rough copy of a dictionary for female language. What they say and what they mean are vastly different many times :doh:

              Red Stateler wrote:

              I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...

              Well, if 60% of the population is that way, there really isn't any need to compensate.

              If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • Z Zac Howland

                Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                Yeah, a religious person might be thinking, God, good thing you didn't give them those extra 3 centimetres - if they can do a billion with that length, think of what they'd do with a few extra centimetres.

                Well, the smart girls in the US have a saying: Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean. If you know how to use your hammer, you won't have any problem getting nails where you want them to go. Kama Sutra came from India, right? ;)

                If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

                J Offline
                J Offline
                Jeremy Falcon
                wrote on last edited by
                #55

                Zac Howland wrote:

                Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

                That's just something people with small dicks say. ;P

                Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

                Z 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • N Nish Nishant

                  Mr.Prakash wrote:

                  Nasty?!? Was I? Sorry dude.

                  So, you are okay with using "American" now? :rolleyes:

                  Regards, Nish


                  Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                  Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

                  P Offline
                  P Offline
                  Prakash Nadar
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #56

                  Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                  So, you are okay with using "American" now?

                  Yeah I do, In france there is a special sauce called american? No idea what that is made of, but I like it. So I used it with the french fries all the time.


                  -Prakash

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • N Nish Nishant

                    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                    but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself.

                    And vice-versa too. I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence :-)

                    Regards, Nish


                    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                    Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

                    J Offline
                    J Offline
                    Jeremy Falcon
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #57

                    Although, I just went and made a joke, so perhaps I'm bouncing back.

                    Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • M Mark Salsbery

                      Mr.Prakash wrote:

                      I understand. It happens with some ppl.

                      Especially in France ;P

                      P Offline
                      P Offline
                      Prakash Nadar
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #58

                      Mark Salsbery wrote:

                      Especially in France

                      I have no idea about you and Nish taking about gay thing in france? Is france really famous for gay ppl?


                      -Prakash

                      N M 2 Replies Last reply
                      0
                      • R Red Stateler

                        If I recall correctly, there was study a few years back that showed that the average size of a black member is the same as a white member, but the standard deviation among black members was higher. So basically there are more really big black ones, but also more really small black ones compared to whites.

                        Z Offline
                        Z Offline
                        Zac Howland
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #59

                        That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...

                        If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

                        J 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • P Prakash Nadar

                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          I am just having some fun teasing him.

                          yeah me too, Just bored with this stupid french company.:rolleyes: On how they work and stuff.

                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it.

                          No, just playing along :)

                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply

                          humm, yeah, i know.


                          -Prakash

                          N Offline
                          N Offline
                          Nish Nishant
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #60

                          Mr.Prakash wrote:

                          Just bored with this stupid french company. On how they work and stuff.

                          :-D

                          Mr.Prakash wrote:

                          No, just playing along

                          Ah - that's cool then.

                          Regards, Nish


                          Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                          Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • S Shog9 0

                            Just tryin' to rile the usual suspects. Immigration jabs are always fun... ;P (AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)

                            R Offline
                            R Offline
                            Red Stateler
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #61

                            Shog9 wrote:

                            (AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)

                            I don't care about the population...I just want my cockroaches from the sea deveined.

                            S 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • J Jeremy Falcon

                              Zac Howland wrote:

                              Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

                              That's just something people with small dicks say. ;P

                              Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

                              Z Offline
                              Z Offline
                              Zac Howland
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #62

                              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                              That's just something people with small dicks say.

                              That was actually a quote from my little sister. So I guess you could say that it is just something that those with no dicks say. ;P

                              If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

                              J 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • P Prakash Nadar

                                Mark Salsbery wrote:

                                Especially in France

                                I have no idea about you and Nish taking about gay thing in france? Is france really famous for gay ppl?


                                -Prakash

                                N Offline
                                N Offline
                                Nish Nishant
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #63

                                Mr.Prakash wrote:

                                Is france really famous for gay ppl?

                                I wonder what Karl will say to this :laugh:

                                Regards, Nish


                                Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                                Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • Z Zac Howland

                                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                  That's just something people with small dicks say.

                                  That was actually a quote from my little sister. So I guess you could say that it is just something that those with no dicks say. ;P

                                  If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

                                  J Offline
                                  J Offline
                                  Jeremy Falcon
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #64

                                  Zac Howland wrote:

                                  That was actually a quote from my little sister.

                                  :doh: I hope she's not that little.

                                  Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • Z Zac Howland

                                    That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...

                                    If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

                                    J Offline
                                    J Offline
                                    Jeremy Falcon
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #65

                                    Zac Howland wrote:

                                    That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...

                                    And you know this how? :-D I have a horrible, horrible feeling I may know who it is. :sigh:

                                    Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

                                    Z 1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                                      Zac Howland wrote:

                                      That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...

                                      And you know this how? :-D I have a horrible, horrible feeling I may know who it is. :sigh:

                                      Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

                                      Z Offline
                                      Z Offline
                                      Zac Howland
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #66

                                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                      And you know this how?

                                      Anytime you are mentioned in popular music because your "wedding tackle" is 18" long ... Its certainly not because I watch any of his ...uh, work.

                                      If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

                                      J 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • R Red Stateler

                                        Shog9 wrote:

                                        (AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)

                                        I don't care about the population...I just want my cockroaches from the sea deveined.

                                        S Offline
                                        S Offline
                                        Shog9 0
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #67

                                        Red Stateler wrote:

                                        I just want my cockroaches from the sea deveined.

                                        :laugh:

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • Z Zac Howland

                                          Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                          And you know this how?

                                          Anytime you are mentioned in popular music because your "wedding tackle" is 18" long ... Its certainly not because I watch any of his ...uh, work.

                                          If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

                                          J Offline
                                          J Offline
                                          Jeremy Falcon
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #68

                                          Zac Howland wrote:

                                          wedding tackle

                                          :wtf: That's a new one for me. Well I don't know measurements (thank God for that), but the person I had in mind was Ron Jeremy. Please tell me I'm wrong.

                                          Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

                                          Z 1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups