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Bernhard wrote: "So, did you jump?" asked the father. "Well, a little, at first." I should think so! It is always difficult your first few times. :suss: ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she eats poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he phoned his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked. "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the 'plane, and the Sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Um, not yet. Then the Sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father. "I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the 'plane. I told the Sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my arse." "So, did you jump?" "Not then. He tried to push me out of the 'plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 17 stone. He said to me, 'Boy, are you going to jump or not?' I said, 'No, Sir. I'm too scared.' So the Jump Master pulled down his zip and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long! He said, 'Boy, either you jump out of that door, or I'm sticking this up your arse.' " "So, did you jump?" asked the father. "Well, a little, at first."
Sometimes I think the surest sign for intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of them ever tried to contact us.
Ouch ! Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he phoned his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked. "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the 'plane, and the Sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Um, not yet. Then the Sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father. "I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the 'plane. I told the Sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my arse." "So, did you jump?" "Not then. He tried to push me out of the 'plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 17 stone. He said to me, 'Boy, are you going to jump or not?' I said, 'No, Sir. I'm too scared.' So the Jump Master pulled down his zip and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long! He said, 'Boy, either you jump out of that door, or I'm sticking this up your arse.' " "So, did you jump?" asked the father. "Well, a little, at first."
Sometimes I think the surest sign for intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of them ever tried to contact us.
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David Wulff wrote: It is always difficult your first few times Speaking from experience, David?:omg: --- CPUA 0x5041 Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
So what if I am? ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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So what if I am? ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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Anonymous wrote: ...except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish Was that a quote you were throwing at me, or your signature? If it is the former, go find a field. ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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So what if I am? ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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? It wasn't that bad a joke. Quiet funny, compared to some of the stuff posted. Michael :-)
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It's a joke David, you can do what ever you want. --- CPUA 0x5041 Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
I was going to crack a joke about having just met the first open minded American... then I realised you were from Canada. ;P ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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? It wasn't that bad a joke. Quiet funny, compared to some of the stuff posted. Michael :-)
