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Karl wrote: For the rest, I don't see a lot of difference with my own life, except I'm 32 and live on the other side of the Channel. Rubbish... you like Korn. :-D ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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I'd like to offer you this opportunity to register your disaproval of me, my name, my country, my views, my education and my signature. To help you out, I've provided a bit of information about me below: Name: David James Wulff Sex: Male Born: 02 October 1983 Color: Caucasian Build: Average Height: 1.64 m Mass: 55 kg Religion: None Primary Language: English Other Language(s): French, Dutch, German Nationality: United Kingdom Siblings: 3 older sisters Offspring: None that I know of Sexuality: 'Me' Medical: Short Sighted Criminal Record: Yes, though I believe it was wiped when I turned adult. Felons: Grand Theft, Fraud, Breaking & Entering Drinking: Yes @ 15 Smoking: Yes @ 13 (quit at 15) Illegal Drugs: Marijuana (occasionally) Fav. Colour: Red Fav. Food: Lemon Surprise Fav. Drink: Vodka Martini, chilled TV: 5 h/week Internet: 30+ h/week Likes: Friends, Computers, Loud Music Dislikes: Marvinski, Arrogant views, People who pray on the weak and impressionable Life Summary: Went to 8 different schools before I was 11, ended up with no friends because of this. Settled down permanently aged 12 and discovered sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, and friends once again. Made some big mistakes and very nearly royally f*cked my life up. Saw the error of my ways and managed to stay on the stright and narrow to date. Currently a realist web and Windows guy in a undeveloping country with too many dreams. So hurry up people, get your complaints in early... :| ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
David Wulff, you have BALLS !!! David Wulff wrote: So hurry up people, get your complaints in early... Nope, nothing , zip ... Having the courage to post this only shows that you are a nice and honest guy. David Wulff wrote: Saw the error of my ways and managed to stay on the stright and narrow to date Many times, we must learn by your errors, and sometimes the only way to learn is by doing the mistakes yourselfs ... For instance when I was 15/16 I was a crazy guy that liked to cycle too damn fast and without no breaks !!! Conclusion , one day I managed to send one friend of mine to the hospital with a delayed craniano trauma, because I was riding to fast to stop when I reached a curve and I had a frontal crash with him !!!! At first time , everything was alright with he, then in the next morning it fainted in the bathroom !!! I was in tears when I took knowledge of this , and I prayed a lot for his backup... hopefully it ran upper-class with no traumas ... never again I did this kind of stuff ... Cheers, Joao Vaz Unhappy TCL programmer
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David Wulff, you have BALLS !!! David Wulff wrote: So hurry up people, get your complaints in early... Nope, nothing , zip ... Having the courage to post this only shows that you are a nice and honest guy. David Wulff wrote: Saw the error of my ways and managed to stay on the stright and narrow to date Many times, we must learn by your errors, and sometimes the only way to learn is by doing the mistakes yourselfs ... For instance when I was 15/16 I was a crazy guy that liked to cycle too damn fast and without no breaks !!! Conclusion , one day I managed to send one friend of mine to the hospital with a delayed craniano trauma, because I was riding to fast to stop when I reached a curve and I had a frontal crash with him !!!! At first time , everything was alright with he, then in the next morning it fainted in the bathroom !!! I was in tears when I took knowledge of this , and I prayed a lot for his backup... hopefully it ran upper-class with no traumas ... never again I did this kind of stuff ... Cheers, Joao Vaz Unhappy TCL programmer
Kids make mistakes. Adults make mistakes. People make mistakes. I was lucky in that I was faced with a very clear decision - carry on as I had been and end up disowned by my parents, living on the streets stealing for a living until I eventually get caught up in violent crime just to survive and then a lengthy stretch in a place that where they don't provide KY; or stop f*king around and take responsibility for my life. Coincidentally this was the time I picked up computing as a hobby. Joao Vaz wrote: David Wulff, you have BALLS !!! You think *that* takes balls? You need to come and meet me in person - apparently the only people I don't flirt with are my parents, and we are talking "actions speak louder that words" here. :eek: ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright
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Kids make mistakes. Adults make mistakes. People make mistakes. I was lucky in that I was faced with a very clear decision - carry on as I had been and end up disowned by my parents, living on the streets stealing for a living until I eventually get caught up in violent crime just to survive and then a lengthy stretch in a place that where they don't provide KY; or stop f*king around and take responsibility for my life. Coincidentally this was the time I picked up computing as a hobby. Joao Vaz wrote: David Wulff, you have BALLS !!! You think *that* takes balls? You need to come and meet me in person - apparently the only people I don't flirt with are my parents, and we are talking "actions speak louder that words" here. :eek: ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: this was the time I picked up computing as a hobby. Very nice decision of yours, trully a wise one :-) David Wulff wrote: apparently the only people I don't flirt with are my parents, and we are talking "actions speak louder that words" here Heheh :laugh: Joao Vaz Unhappy TCL programmer
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What complaints? It sounds kinda familiar... David Wulff wrote: Fav. Drink: Vodka Martini, chilled Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger."
Roger Wright wrote: Have you tried a Gold Hound? Sounds like a Grey Hound, which is vodka and grapefruit. With the sour grapefruit flavour it's hard to notice the vodka until it's too late. :) Also good is a Purple Jesus, which is vodka and grape pop. I'm not a fan of Tequila because all the sugar gives me headaches. :( Roger Wright wrote: waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." Shouldn't that be "Jolly Roger"? :-D "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (1) You use JScript in ASP (2) Your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 behind me and 5:30 behind me (3) You have all the cool fights when I am asleep (4) You didnt make that Bob and Nish movie (5) You didn't feature my Bob wallpaper (1) L:(( L (2) L:|L (3) L:suss:L (4) L:-OL (5) L:( L Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Cannot proceed. Abort(y/y)? Leave it to the medical experts!
A mouse? Nish
The rumours that I am an AI bot are absolutely false. These rumours have been propogated by *them* to focus all the attention on to me, while *their* bots take over the planet. Thank y%%%% Divide by zero. Cannot proceed. Abort(y/y)?
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You use JScript in ASP Ah, but I have a good reason to, I understand the syntax better. No matter how many times I have tried, I can't get used to ommiting semi-colons and adding End If, End This, End That every where. :( Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 behind me and 5:30 behind me Fair enough, but I could say your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 ahead of me and 5:30 ahead of me. ;P Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You have all the cool fights when I am asleep Normally I miss all the coll fights, but just as I was going to enter the land of the pillow women Martin posted his vote thread so I just had to stay up till 4. :rolleyes: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You didnt make that Bob and Nish movie Was I ever going to include you in it, I can't remember. Anyway, I had good reasons. Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You didn't feature my Bob wallpaper I didn't know I was supposed to? Are you talking about the ex. BLA site? ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
David Wulff wrote: Are you talking about the ex. BLA site? Unfortunately, yes :( I seem to be the only guy who missed it, other than perhaps you. Nish
The rumours that I am an AI bot are absolutely false. These rumours have been propogated by *them* to focus all the attention on to me, while *their* bots take over the planet. Thank y%%%% Divide by zero. Cannot proceed. Abort(y/y)?
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A mouse? Nish
The rumours that I am an AI bot are absolutely false. These rumours have been propogated by *them* to focus all the attention on to me, while *their* bots take over the planet. Thank y%%%% Divide by zero. Cannot proceed. Abort(y/y)?
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A well wisher wrote: It seems, from your resume, the most terrible thing about you is that you are too honest for this world. You seem to be the sort of guy who admits his mistakes in public even before they are made. Maybe it is a good idea not to put all these details in a job application. Well that's just me I suppose. I don't associate any shame or embarassment about doing something that went wrong, and then lie to cover it up and hide in a tent for a week. As to saying so on my job application, my reasoning is that if someone actually reads it from a recruiter point of view, if they don't like me, I wont like them. Anyway, McDonalds don't require a character reference... ;) A well wisher wrote: You seeem to take what people like Mr.Marvinski say too seriously. I seem to think that people like Martin take what they say too seriously. By that I mean they refuse to acknowledge - let alone listen to - conflicting points of view. That is what I take too seriously, not the mouth (or fingers ;)) behind it. A well wisher wrote: except maybe for your apparent dislike of Americans I see no difference between saying "I hate Americans" and "I hate Jews", and I am not knowingly a racist. What I dislike about "Americans" in the broad sense of the word, is that extreme patriotism is indoctrinated into them from the day they are born. To repeat Christian again: The easiest way to enslave a people is the sell them the lie that they are free. When those people then turn around start talking as if they are, effectively, the superior race on this plannet, then that is what I have a gripe with. "What goes around comes around" (no pun intended) A well wisher wrote: and worse, we fail to perceive some of our views themselves are arrogant and bigoted because of our self-righteousness. I can see what you are getting at, but I will be the first to step up to the line and raise my hand. The difference is, on some issues I conciously choose to have a more arrogant view than others to enable me to make my point; some others don't do this so conciously. A well wisher wrote: A well wisher Mummy? ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found ou
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I'd like to offer you this opportunity to register your disaproval of me, my name, my country, my views, my education and my signature. To help you out, I've provided a bit of information about me below: Name: David James Wulff Sex: Male Born: 02 October 1983 Color: Caucasian Build: Average Height: 1.64 m Mass: 55 kg Religion: None Primary Language: English Other Language(s): French, Dutch, German Nationality: United Kingdom Siblings: 3 older sisters Offspring: None that I know of Sexuality: 'Me' Medical: Short Sighted Criminal Record: Yes, though I believe it was wiped when I turned adult. Felons: Grand Theft, Fraud, Breaking & Entering Drinking: Yes @ 15 Smoking: Yes @ 13 (quit at 15) Illegal Drugs: Marijuana (occasionally) Fav. Colour: Red Fav. Food: Lemon Surprise Fav. Drink: Vodka Martini, chilled TV: 5 h/week Internet: 30+ h/week Likes: Friends, Computers, Loud Music Dislikes: Marvinski, Arrogant views, People who pray on the weak and impressionable Life Summary: Went to 8 different schools before I was 11, ended up with no friends because of this. Settled down permanently aged 12 and discovered sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, and friends once again. Made some big mistakes and very nearly royally f*cked my life up. Saw the error of my ways and managed to stay on the stright and narrow to date. Currently a realist web and Windows guy in a undeveloping country with too many dreams. So hurry up people, get your complaints in early... :| ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
David Wulff wrote: So hurry up people, get your complaints in early... :| OK, your a short, skinny, short-sighted, whiny Pom who doesn't like beer. Your a wuss who gets beat up by girls. The highlight of your life so far was when one of your mates pissed (or puked) on your arm. So there. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
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David Wulff wrote: So hurry up people, get your complaints in early... :| OK, your a short, skinny, short-sighted, whiny Pom who doesn't like beer. Your a wuss who gets beat up by girls. The highlight of your life so far was when one of your mates pissed (or puked) on your arm. So there. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
Michael Martin wrote: OK, your a short I'm average height round here (no jokes about the drawves, please!), so I guess I got the figure wrong. Michael Martin wrote: skinny I am borderline skinny/underweight, though that is just the way I am built according to my doctore (i.e. I am a weed - though I can be a pretty agressive one at that!) Michael Martin wrote: short-sighted What does that say? Hang on, let me just fetch my glasses. Michael Martin wrote: whiny I whine when whining is called for (or when I want to suckle on my mother, but I stopped doing that eighteen years ago). Michael Martin wrote: Pom Guilty as charged. Michael Martin wrote: who doesn't like beer I don't like any of the beers that I have ever tasted, though I still drink the stuff if nothing else is available. But now I'm on the lookout for a Silly Rojer. ;P Michael Martin wrote: Your a wuss who gets beat up by girls. Hey, I resent that! In all honesty, I have never been beat up in my entire life, though I have been in a good few friendly scuffles. Michael Martin wrote: The highlight of your life so far was when one of your mates pissed (or puked) on your arm. Have you been talking to Kris? ;) ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright
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Lol - nice comeback! ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright
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Michael Martin wrote: OK, your a short I'm average height round here (no jokes about the drawves, please!), so I guess I got the figure wrong. Michael Martin wrote: skinny I am borderline skinny/underweight, though that is just the way I am built according to my doctore (i.e. I am a weed - though I can be a pretty agressive one at that!) Michael Martin wrote: short-sighted What does that say? Hang on, let me just fetch my glasses. Michael Martin wrote: whiny I whine when whining is called for (or when I want to suckle on my mother, but I stopped doing that eighteen years ago). Michael Martin wrote: Pom Guilty as charged. Michael Martin wrote: who doesn't like beer I don't like any of the beers that I have ever tasted, though I still drink the stuff if nothing else is available. But now I'm on the lookout for a Silly Rojer. ;P Michael Martin wrote: Your a wuss who gets beat up by girls. Hey, I resent that! In all honesty, I have never been beat up in my entire life, though I have been in a good few friendly scuffles. Michael Martin wrote: The highlight of your life so far was when one of your mates pissed (or puked) on your arm. Have you been talking to Kris? ;) ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: Have you been talking to Kris? ;) No I haven't. Maybe you don't remember (what with senile dementia setting in), but a few months back you regaled us all with tales of a night out on the piss. I remember that being the highlight of the evening. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
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David Wulff wrote: Have you been talking to Kris? ;) No I haven't. Maybe you don't remember (what with senile dementia setting in), but a few months back you regaled us all with tales of a night out on the piss. I remember that being the highlight of the evening. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
Michael Martin wrote: a few months back you regaled us all with tales of a night out on the piss. I remember that being the highlight of the evening. I told you about that? Sheesh. Obviously it must have been just as I came home and before I hit the mattress. ;P That was Kris who managed to vomit all over my then brand new Ben Sherman top with his very sticky vomit (you could see whole rice grains in it too X|). Grrr. I can remember we managed to direct him into the hood on his own hooded top though which more than made up for it! Eww, actually that was cruel, but hey, whatcha gonna do 'bout it? (Damn, where is that evil cackle emoticon when you need it?) ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright