Get your complaint in early
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David Wulff wrote: So hurry up people, get your complaints in early... :| OK, your a short, skinny, short-sighted, whiny Pom who doesn't like beer. Your a wuss who gets beat up by girls. The highlight of your life so far was when one of your mates pissed (or puked) on your arm. So there. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
Michael Martin wrote: OK, your a short I'm average height round here (no jokes about the drawves, please!), so I guess I got the figure wrong. Michael Martin wrote: skinny I am borderline skinny/underweight, though that is just the way I am built according to my doctore (i.e. I am a weed - though I can be a pretty agressive one at that!) Michael Martin wrote: short-sighted What does that say? Hang on, let me just fetch my glasses. Michael Martin wrote: whiny I whine when whining is called for (or when I want to suckle on my mother, but I stopped doing that eighteen years ago). Michael Martin wrote: Pom Guilty as charged. Michael Martin wrote: who doesn't like beer I don't like any of the beers that I have ever tasted, though I still drink the stuff if nothing else is available. But now I'm on the lookout for a Silly Rojer. ;P Michael Martin wrote: Your a wuss who gets beat up by girls. Hey, I resent that! In all honesty, I have never been beat up in my entire life, though I have been in a good few friendly scuffles. Michael Martin wrote: The highlight of your life so far was when one of your mates pissed (or puked) on your arm. Have you been talking to Kris? ;) ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright
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Lol - nice comeback! ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright
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Michael Martin wrote: OK, your a short I'm average height round here (no jokes about the drawves, please!), so I guess I got the figure wrong. Michael Martin wrote: skinny I am borderline skinny/underweight, though that is just the way I am built according to my doctore (i.e. I am a weed - though I can be a pretty agressive one at that!) Michael Martin wrote: short-sighted What does that say? Hang on, let me just fetch my glasses. Michael Martin wrote: whiny I whine when whining is called for (or when I want to suckle on my mother, but I stopped doing that eighteen years ago). Michael Martin wrote: Pom Guilty as charged. Michael Martin wrote: who doesn't like beer I don't like any of the beers that I have ever tasted, though I still drink the stuff if nothing else is available. But now I'm on the lookout for a Silly Rojer. ;P Michael Martin wrote: Your a wuss who gets beat up by girls. Hey, I resent that! In all honesty, I have never been beat up in my entire life, though I have been in a good few friendly scuffles. Michael Martin wrote: The highlight of your life so far was when one of your mates pissed (or puked) on your arm. Have you been talking to Kris? ;) ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: Have you been talking to Kris? ;) No I haven't. Maybe you don't remember (what with senile dementia setting in), but a few months back you regaled us all with tales of a night out on the piss. I remember that being the highlight of the evening. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
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David Wulff wrote: Have you been talking to Kris? ;) No I haven't. Maybe you don't remember (what with senile dementia setting in), but a few months back you regaled us all with tales of a night out on the piss. I remember that being the highlight of the evening. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
Michael Martin wrote: a few months back you regaled us all with tales of a night out on the piss. I remember that being the highlight of the evening. I told you about that? Sheesh. Obviously it must have been just as I came home and before I hit the mattress. ;P That was Kris who managed to vomit all over my then brand new Ben Sherman top with his very sticky vomit (you could see whole rice grains in it too X|). Grrr. I can remember we managed to direct him into the hood on his own hooded top though which more than made up for it! Eww, actually that was cruel, but hey, whatcha gonna do 'bout it? (Damn, where is that evil cackle emoticon when you need it?) ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright