Some more nice limericks
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These were written by a friend of mine, lets see if you can guess his name... there was a young pimp rather pretty who thought cones and drive-bys were quite witty he set off from home and drifted alone to return and find mighty cone city! This one is for Phil, a wannabe pimp, who has partaken in what we call "the cone wars", resulting in a rather unfortunate incident on Sunday night involving 30 traffic cones and some police tape! there was a young man named dave who went to an all night gay rave he dropped his keys and fell down to his knees as a bear wondered into his cave This one is about me. there was a young man named andrew whose love for buffy grew and grew he saw a nice pic and thought he'd be quick till his dad walked in for some tissue This is THE Sarah Michelle Gellar fan I always talk about. there was a young man called neil he drank lots of booze and got ill he walked down the street and than everyone started shagging him because he is just so damn good-looking Neil, ah pretty little neil. Shame about his ego though, it causes him great walking with all that weight... ____________________ David Wulff There was a young man called Dave, Who dug up a prositutes grave, She was mouldy as shìt, And missing a tit, But look at the money he saved. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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These were written by a friend of mine, lets see if you can guess his name... there was a young pimp rather pretty who thought cones and drive-bys were quite witty he set off from home and drifted alone to return and find mighty cone city! This one is for Phil, a wannabe pimp, who has partaken in what we call "the cone wars", resulting in a rather unfortunate incident on Sunday night involving 30 traffic cones and some police tape! there was a young man named dave who went to an all night gay rave he dropped his keys and fell down to his knees as a bear wondered into his cave This one is about me. there was a young man named andrew whose love for buffy grew and grew he saw a nice pic and thought he'd be quick till his dad walked in for some tissue This is THE Sarah Michelle Gellar fan I always talk about. there was a young man called neil he drank lots of booze and got ill he walked down the street and than everyone started shagging him because he is just so damn good-looking Neil, ah pretty little neil. Shame about his ego though, it causes him great walking with all that weight... ____________________ David Wulff There was a young man called Dave, Who dug up a prositutes grave, She was mouldy as shìt, And missing a tit, But look at the money he saved. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: These were written by a friend of mine, lets see if you can guess his name... It'd have to be neil, right? Just don't let him find out about the haiku craze... --------_**
And we die young. Faster we run.
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Alice in Chains, We Die Young