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murder, suicide or accident?

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      LOL -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179
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        Man, you got talent. Like I said earlier, please sign up. Nish


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          Man, you got talent. Like I said earlier, please sign up. Nish


          The rumours that I am an AI bot are absolutely false. These rumours have been propogated by *them* to focus all the attention on to me, while *their* bots take over the planet. Thank y%%%% Divide by zero. Cannot proceed. Abort(y/y)?

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          Daniel Ferguson
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          Maybe it's someone who is already signed up, but didn't want to use their real ID to post such odd things. *shrug* I find these posts funny too. :) "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown

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            David Wulff
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            Now *that* is seriously funny - well done! ____________________ David Wulff There was a young man called Dave, Who dug up a prositutes grave, She was mouldy as shìt, And missing a tit, But look at the money he saved. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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                Brian Delahunty
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                Pickaxo wrote: It's murder. He went up there with his wife and his goat. He was kissing his wife and the goat got angry ROFLMAO


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                  Martin Marvinski
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                  It's a murder becuase he is falling head first. If he jumped he would be falling feet first. Someone held him by the ankles and droped him.

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                    It's a murder becuase he is falling head first. If he jumped he would be falling feet first. Someone held him by the ankles and droped him.

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                    Simon Walton
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                    He could have tripped over something close to the edge and fell head first! Simon Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605. Sonork ID 100.10024

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                      Ahahahahaha, :laugh: Thats so funny! :laugh: ;P I dont get it though... :~ :confused: :( MoMad the NoMad

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                        It's a murder becuase he is falling head first. If he jumped he would be falling feet first. Someone held him by the ankles and droped him.

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                        Brian Delahunty
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                        Martin Marvinski wrote: Someone held him by the ankles and droped him Thats just not nice.. why couldn't they have pushed him... that was it's all spontaneous... ;P


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                          He could have tripped over something close to the edge and fell head first! Simon Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605. Sonork ID 100.10024

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                          Brian Delahunty
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                          He's just stupid then, isn't he!!!


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