Looks like Captain See Sharp will go to hell
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0307/retarded.html Do Retardeds Go to Heaven? Dear Pastor, My older sister, Becky, is a retarded. She is 12-years old and she has been hooked up to a mashine in her bedroom since she was too years old. She cant talk none except for moans and grunts and shes blind and her face is squished up like a pancake. My dad says shes a moongloid, and that I shouldnt call her a retarded. But all my friends who I charge 25 cents to peek in her window say she is definitely a retarded. My parents read the Bible to her while they feed her with a tube. Sometimes she spits up stuff onto my mom and dad, and me - and once she threw up on the Bible. My dad says she has a demon in her that makes her that way, but the doctor said it is because my mom was 53-years old when she had her, and God don’t like for old hags to have no sex. Do retardeds like my sister, Becky, go to heaven? Benjaman Goodman Age 9 Dear Benny, The Bible is pretty clear about who gets to spend eternity with Jesus in Heaven, and who gets to roast eternally with Satan in Hell. Im afraid I can only speculate that since God tells us in the book of Jeremiah 1:5 that He knows us before He even forms us in the womb, that your sister, Becky, must have really done something to tick off the Lord before she was born. As I always say, it is not for us to question how the Lord gets his kicks, but basically, unless your retarded, deaf, dumb and blind sister finds some way of understanding that Jesus died for her sins, and she miraculously finds the cognitive ability to accept Him as her personal savior, she is going to roast in Hell along with all the Catholics, child molesters, fornicators and mass murderers, not to mention the aborted and miscarried fetuses, who were also never able to comprehend Jesus and must therefore be tortured for eternity. Im very sorry, Benny, but its the Lords will. If it makes you feel any better, your sister isnt alone. Just read Brother Harrys sermon, Chances Are, You and your Family Will Wind up in Hell, if you need some comfort. -Pastor Deacon Fred
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0307/retarded.html Do Retardeds Go to Heaven? Dear Pastor, My older sister, Becky, is a retarded. She is 12-years old and she has been hooked up to a mashine in her bedroom since she was too years old. She cant talk none except for moans and grunts and shes blind and her face is squished up like a pancake. My dad says shes a moongloid, and that I shouldnt call her a retarded. But all my friends who I charge 25 cents to peek in her window say she is definitely a retarded. My parents read the Bible to her while they feed her with a tube. Sometimes she spits up stuff onto my mom and dad, and me - and once she threw up on the Bible. My dad says she has a demon in her that makes her that way, but the doctor said it is because my mom was 53-years old when she had her, and God don’t like for old hags to have no sex. Do retardeds like my sister, Becky, go to heaven? Benjaman Goodman Age 9 Dear Benny, The Bible is pretty clear about who gets to spend eternity with Jesus in Heaven, and who gets to roast eternally with Satan in Hell. Im afraid I can only speculate that since God tells us in the book of Jeremiah 1:5 that He knows us before He even forms us in the womb, that your sister, Becky, must have really done something to tick off the Lord before she was born. As I always say, it is not for us to question how the Lord gets his kicks, but basically, unless your retarded, deaf, dumb and blind sister finds some way of understanding that Jesus died for her sins, and she miraculously finds the cognitive ability to accept Him as her personal savior, she is going to roast in Hell along with all the Catholics, child molesters, fornicators and mass murderers, not to mention the aborted and miscarried fetuses, who were also never able to comprehend Jesus and must therefore be tortured for eternity. Im very sorry, Benny, but its the Lords will. If it makes you feel any better, your sister isnt alone. Just read Brother Harrys sermon, Chances Are, You and your Family Will Wind up in Hell, if you need some comfort. -Pastor Deacon Fred
Hi Kyle. Did your mother allow you to go online again? Why do you include me in your bible quoting and Christian bashing? I am not a Christian, I have NO religion you retard. Go masterbait to the holy Koran or the Satanic bible or something.
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Hi Kyle. Did your mother allow you to go online again? Why do you include me in your bible quoting and Christian bashing? I am not a Christian, I have NO religion you retard. Go masterbait to the holy Koran or the Satanic bible or something.
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yes mummy spanks me when i be bad on internte and she forgot to turn on my kiddie filter :((
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Hi Kyle. Did your mother allow you to go online again? Why do you include me in your bible quoting and Christian bashing? I am not a Christian, I have NO religion you retard. Go masterbait to the holy Koran or the Satanic bible or something.
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
masterbait
masterbait...some kind of new fishing lure?
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
masterbait
masterbait...some kind of new fishing lure?
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yes mummy spanks me when i be bad on internte and she forgot to turn on my kiddie filter :((
Unregistered User wrote:
yes mummy spanks me when i be bad on internte and she forgot to turn on my kiddie filter
Looks like your elementary school isn't teaching you spelling, or you may just be a retard. SLAP
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Unregistered User wrote:
yes mummy spanks me when i be bad on internte and she forgot to turn on my kiddie filter
Looks like your elementary school isn't teaching you spelling, or you may just be a retard. SLAP
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yu dont no how to spel masturbate
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Rob Graham wrote:
masterbait...some kind of new fishing lure?
Not unless you like to get blow jobs from large mouth bass.
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You should try getting a blow job from a porcupine
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0307/retarded.html Do Retardeds Go to Heaven? Dear Pastor, My older sister, Becky, is a retarded. She is 12-years old and she has been hooked up to a mashine in her bedroom since she was too years old. She cant talk none except for moans and grunts and shes blind and her face is squished up like a pancake. My dad says shes a moongloid, and that I shouldnt call her a retarded. But all my friends who I charge 25 cents to peek in her window say she is definitely a retarded. My parents read the Bible to her while they feed her with a tube. Sometimes she spits up stuff onto my mom and dad, and me - and once she threw up on the Bible. My dad says she has a demon in her that makes her that way, but the doctor said it is because my mom was 53-years old when she had her, and God don’t like for old hags to have no sex. Do retardeds like my sister, Becky, go to heaven? Benjaman Goodman Age 9 Dear Benny, The Bible is pretty clear about who gets to spend eternity with Jesus in Heaven, and who gets to roast eternally with Satan in Hell. Im afraid I can only speculate that since God tells us in the book of Jeremiah 1:5 that He knows us before He even forms us in the womb, that your sister, Becky, must have really done something to tick off the Lord before she was born. As I always say, it is not for us to question how the Lord gets his kicks, but basically, unless your retarded, deaf, dumb and blind sister finds some way of understanding that Jesus died for her sins, and she miraculously finds the cognitive ability to accept Him as her personal savior, she is going to roast in Hell along with all the Catholics, child molesters, fornicators and mass murderers, not to mention the aborted and miscarried fetuses, who were also never able to comprehend Jesus and must therefore be tortured for eternity. Im very sorry, Benny, but its the Lords will. If it makes you feel any better, your sister isnt alone. Just read Brother Harrys sermon, Chances Are, You and your Family Will Wind up in Hell, if you need some comfort. -Pastor Deacon Fred
I have a sneaking suspicion that you don't realize that's satire. Crappy satire, but satire nonetheless.
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
masterbait
masterbait...some kind of new fishing lure?
