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    Dave Kreskowiak
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    You know, I think this[^] one sets a record for the longest post in the programming forums, weighing in at 25K. It's not so much Hall of Shame, but instead qualifies as :omg:. Does anyone else here think that he works on a governmnet contract?

    Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP - Visual Basic

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      You know, I think this[^] one sets a record for the longest post in the programming forums, weighing in at 25K. It's not so much Hall of Shame, but instead qualifies as :omg:. Does anyone else here think that he works on a governmnet contract?

      Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP - Visual Basic

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      Pete OHanlon
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      You've got to admit that he's thorough. Long winded, but thorough.

      Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

      Does anyone else here think that he works on a governmnet contract?

      I suspect that he works in a consultancy where success is counted as each member of staff producing their own bodyweight in documentation. He's got at least an arm there.

      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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      • D Dave Kreskowiak

        You know, I think this[^] one sets a record for the longest post in the programming forums, weighing in at 25K. It's not so much Hall of Shame, but instead qualifies as :omg:. Does anyone else here think that he works on a governmnet contract?

        Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP - Visual Basic

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        Dan Neely
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        Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

        Does anyone else here think that he works on a governmnet contract?

        I resent that.

        -- CleaKO The sad part about this instance is that none of the users ever said anything [about the problem]. Pete O`Hanlon Doesn't that just tell you everything you need to know about users?

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          Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

          Does anyone else here think that he works on a governmnet contract?

          I resent that.

          -- CleaKO The sad part about this instance is that none of the users ever said anything [about the problem]. Pete O`Hanlon Doesn't that just tell you everything you need to know about users?

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          Dave Kreskowiak
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          Are you kidding? I resemble that! :rolleyes: I'm quite familiar with the documentation that you get on some of these systems that, while printed on hundreds of pounds of dead trees, doesn't tell you a damn thing about what the system does or how it does it!

          Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP - Visual Basic

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            You've got to admit that he's thorough. Long winded, but thorough.

            Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

            Does anyone else here think that he works on a governmnet contract?

            I suspect that he works in a consultancy where success is counted as each member of staff producing their own bodyweight in documentation. He's got at least an arm there.

            Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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            ricecake
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            Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

            I suspect that he works in a consultancy where success is counted as each member of staff producing their own bodyweight in documentation. He's got at least an arm there.

            This reminds me of the Post-Communist European government that required 8 meters of documentation[^]

            -- Marcus Kwok

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              Are you kidding? I resemble that! :rolleyes: I'm quite familiar with the documentation that you get on some of these systems that, while printed on hundreds of pounds of dead trees, doesn't tell you a damn thing about what the system does or how it does it!

              Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP - Visual Basic

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              Dan Neely
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              I resent your impuning those of us who do provide useful documentation.

              -- CleaKO The sad part about this instance is that none of the users ever said anything [about the problem]. Pete O`Hanlon Doesn't that just tell you everything you need to know about users?

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                I resent your impuning those of us who do provide useful documentation.

                -- CleaKO The sad part about this instance is that none of the users ever said anything [about the problem]. Pete O`Hanlon Doesn't that just tell you everything you need to know about users?

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                Dave Kreskowiak
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                There's nothing wrong with concise and useful documentation. But he included 25 pounds of it to ask the vaguest of questions:

                help me in getting the output.
                

                Isn't that what every single question here is ultimately about, getting the correct output?

                Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP - Visual Basic

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                  There's nothing wrong with concise and useful documentation. But he included 25 pounds of it to ask the vaguest of questions:

                  help me in getting the output.
                  

                  Isn't that what every single question here is ultimately about, getting the correct output?

                  Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP - Visual Basic

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  That was the question!? Wow I got completely lost before I ever understood that! Still interesting stuff - it sounded like it would make a good article!

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Techno Silliness

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                    That was the question!? Wow I got completely lost before I ever understood that! Still interesting stuff - it sounded like it would make a good article!

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Techno Silliness

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                    WhiteSpy
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                    One thing is for sure... No one should ask him to provide more detail...:laugh:

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