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Milan@DIGICorp wrote:
can you please tell
Well you see, your father was an abusive alcoholic, who beat your mother and raped your pet gerble, Mr. Spanky Pants. In third grade you were ostracized for wearing pants that were WAY too tight. On weekends you enjoy eating fried catfish with peanut butter, and your ideal date is walking hand in hand down the industrial sector of town...
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Colonel Sanders' second cousin's gay room-mate's former boyfriend's ex-hairdresser?
"The masses have never thirsted after truth. They turn aside from evidence that is not to their taste, preferring to deify error, if error seduce them. Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master; whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim." -Gustave Le Bon
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Milan@DIGICorp wrote:
can you please tell
Well you see, your father was an abusive alcoholic, who beat your mother and raped your pet gerble, Mr. Spanky Pants. In third grade you were ostracized for wearing pants that were WAY too tight. On weekends you enjoy eating fried catfish with peanut butter, and your ideal date is walking hand in hand down the industrial sector of town...
------------------------------ I win because I have the most fun in life...
VonHagNDaz wrote:
Well you see, your father was an abusive alcoholic, who beat your mother and raped your pet gerble, Mr. Spanky Pants. In third grade you were ostracized for wearing pants that were WAY too tight. On weekends you enjoy eating fried catfish with peanut butter, and your ideal date is walking hand in hand down the industrial sector of town...
Dated him before, huh?
"The masses have never thirsted after truth. They turn aside from evidence that is not to their taste, preferring to deify error, if error seduce them. Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master; whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim." -Gustave Le Bon
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VonHagNDaz wrote:
Well you see, your father was an abusive alcoholic, who beat your mother and raped your pet gerble, Mr. Spanky Pants. In third grade you were ostracized for wearing pants that were WAY too tight. On weekends you enjoy eating fried catfish with peanut butter, and your ideal date is walking hand in hand down the industrial sector of town...
Dated him before, huh?
"The masses have never thirsted after truth. They turn aside from evidence that is not to their taste, preferring to deify error, if error seduce them. Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master; whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim." -Gustave Le Bon
73Zeppelin wrote:
Dated him before, huh?
briefly, but i had to cut it short do to my erectile disfunction and premature ejaculation problems
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73Zeppelin wrote:
Dated him before, huh?
briefly, but i had to cut it short do to my erectile disfunction and premature ejaculation problems
------------------------------ I win because I have the most fun in life...
5 for an excellent self-deprecating yet witty retort: there are a few peopl ehere who would have reacted poorly or without humour to:
VonHagNDaz wrote:
Dated him before, huh?
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You are that sexually frustrated Indian guy arent you? Did you get bqack with your wife yet and have a good shag?
Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception
wife? shag? I smell an oxymoron.
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wife? shag? I smell an oxymoron.
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Milan@DIGICorp wrote:
can you please tell !!
someone with ready access to some spectacular drugs, apparently.
Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.
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Milan@DIGICorp wrote:
can you please tell !!
someone with ready access to some spectacular drugs, apparently.
Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.
Mike Gaskey wrote:
someone with ready access to some spectacular drugs, apparently
if thats the case, why are they here on the CP? if i had ready access id definitely be on the couch playing xbox...
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Mike Gaskey wrote:
someone with ready access to some spectacular drugs, apparently
if thats the case, why are they here on the CP? if i had ready access id definitely be on the couch playing xbox...
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VonHagNDaz wrote:
why are they here on the CP?
I think he plugged his joystick into the wrong machine.
Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.
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VonHagNDaz wrote:
why are they here on the CP?
I think he plugged his joystick into the wrong machine.
Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.
Mike Gaskey wrote:
I think he plugged his joystick into the wrong machine.
Well played Mike. :laugh:
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Milan, *heavy breathing* I am your father. *heavy breathing* :laugh:
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You fail at life. Try another game.
Found on Bash.org [erno] hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
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You fail at life. Try another game.
Found on Bash.org [erno] hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
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Another one of God's creatures.
- Your choice of lifestyle is an abomination. - But I've been this way since I was a child. - The scriptures say it is of the Devil! - But who am I hurting by being this way? - It's EVIL! You must renounce this behavior! - What if it's NATURAL? - There's no proof of that! BEING LEFT HANDED IN THE MIDDLE AGES.
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wife? shag? I smell an oxymoron.
It ain't clam on the half shell you smell...
"We are all repositories for genetically-encoded information that we're all spreading back and forth amongst each other, all the time. We're just lousy with information." - Neal Stephenson
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73Zeppelin wrote:
Dated him before, huh?
briefly, but i had to cut it short do to my erectile disfunction and premature ejaculation problems
------------------------------ I win because I have the most fun in life...
Careful, you're starting to fit in here!