the F word
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Sorry if these offend anyone... but I though it was funny :-) Top 10 times in history when it was appropriate to use the F word 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo,1566 7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein,1938 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963 And… drum roll... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word... "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1997
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks]
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Sorry if these offend anyone... but I though it was funny :-) Top 10 times in history when it was appropriate to use the F word 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo,1566 7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein,1938 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963 And… drum roll... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word... "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1997
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks]
Brian Delahunty wrote: 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC Hehehe :laugh: Ali
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Sorry if these offend anyone... but I though it was funny :-) Top 10 times in history when it was appropriate to use the F word 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo,1566 7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein,1938 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963 And… drum roll... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word... "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1997
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks]
Brian Delahunty wrote: "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1997 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
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Sorry if these offend anyone... but I though it was funny :-) Top 10 times in history when it was appropriate to use the F word 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo,1566 7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein,1938 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963 And… drum roll... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word... "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1997
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks]
I like it! The JFK one was a bit OTT though. Maybe one about Lincon? ;P
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Sorry if these offend anyone... but I though it was funny :-) Top 10 times in history when it was appropriate to use the F word 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo,1566 7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein,1938 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963 And… drum roll... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word... "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1997
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks]
Brian Delahunty wrote: 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 ROFL. Very good Brian Delahunty wrote: 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963 Even better. ROFLMAO Michael :-)
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Jonny Newman wrote: Maybe one about Lincon? "Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" "What is it?" and he said, "I don't know. Let's kill it." - Ed Gadziemski
Roger Wright wrote: "Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" :-D I like it. Mrs Lincon - "Lets go to the theatre love, go on whats the worst that could happen?" ;)
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I like it! The JFK one was a bit OTT though. Maybe one about Lincon? ;P
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Jonny Newman wrote: Maybe one about Lincon? "Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" "What is it?" and he said, "I don't know. Let's kill it." - Ed Gadziemski
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Roger Wright wrote: "Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" :-D I like it. Mrs Lincon - "Lets go to the theatre love, go on whats the worst that could happen?" ;)
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Lincoln not Lincon. Damn silent letters :mad:
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I like it! The JFK one was a bit OTT though. Maybe one about Lincon? ;P
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Sorry if these offend anyone... but I though it was funny :-) Top 10 times in history when it was appropriate to use the F word 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo,1566 7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein,1938 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963 And… drum roll... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word... "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1997
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks]
"Someone's gonna have their @#$%ing eye out with all these arrows!" - King Harold of England, 1066 ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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"Someone's gonna have their @#$%ing eye out with all these arrows!" - King Harold of England, 1066 ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
ROFLMAO! :-D Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off
Jonny Newman Liverpool, UK Sonork: 16257:Jonny Newman MSN Msngr: jonathann4@hotmail.com ICQ: 37606329 and now..... nonny@nonny.com I'm out there! Feel free to contact me about anything. www.nonny.com