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    David Wulff
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    FECKING PAY ME! You ain't getting a sniff of my work till you do mate, and you are already 32 days overdue. :mad: Time to find out what the Bank of England base rate for late settlement of commercial debts is, 'cause your account is being charged interest. It's not like I hadn't warned you. :mad: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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      FECKING PAY ME! You ain't getting a sniff of my work till you do mate, and you are already 32 days overdue. :mad: Time to find out what the Bank of England base rate for late settlement of commercial debts is, 'cause your account is being charged interest. It's not like I hadn't warned you. :mad: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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      Paul Watson
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      David Wulff wrote: FECKING PAY ME! You ain't getting a sniff of my work till you do mate, and you are already 32 days overdue. My dad puts time outs into his apps. If they pay in time after delivering the app (because lots of clients are not willing to pay until they see the goods, which is understandable enough) then he simply disables the disable. David, if I may, what do you do as a job? I have heard of this in at 10am, out by 1pm job, but that can't pay the bills. Your cat food probably costs more than that pays. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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        David Wulff wrote: FECKING PAY ME! You ain't getting a sniff of my work till you do mate, and you are already 32 days overdue. My dad puts time outs into his apps. If they pay in time after delivering the app (because lots of clients are not willing to pay until they see the goods, which is understandable enough) then he simply disables the disable. David, if I may, what do you do as a job? I have heard of this in at 10am, out by 1pm job, but that can't pay the bills. Your cat food probably costs more than that pays. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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        ColinDavies
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        I think David is the CEO of BattleAxe It listed as 11,234,567 th company in size in the UK :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

        Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

        More about me :-)

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          I think David is the CEO of BattleAxe It listed as 11,234,567 th company in size in the UK :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

          Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

          More about me :-)

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          David Wulff
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          Colin Davies wrote: 11,234,567 Hey! 11,234,566 th (Julies Haircair & Co. is smaller). ;P And Colin, there is no big A in Battleaxe! They were an early ninetys company that produced Mac software. ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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            David Wulff wrote: FECKING PAY ME! You ain't getting a sniff of my work till you do mate, and you are already 32 days overdue. My dad puts time outs into his apps. If they pay in time after delivering the app (because lots of clients are not willing to pay until they see the goods, which is understandable enough) then he simply disables the disable. David, if I may, what do you do as a job? I have heard of this in at 10am, out by 1pm job, but that can't pay the bills. Your cat food probably costs more than that pays. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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            Paul Watson wrote: My dad puts time outs into his apps. When I said he wont be seeing any of it, I meant the source code. What I frequently submit to him (them) for review has a message box at the start and exit stating that it is a review copy - not for distribution, and this is also stated in the app's title bar. Paul Watson wrote: David, if I may, what do you do as a job? I have heard of this in at 10am, out by 1pm job, but that can't pay the bills. Your cat food probably costs more than that pays. I may only frequent the office between those hours, but I have a dedicated phone line and home office at my house, which lets me do a lot of work from home. Essentially I do what every other independent contractor out there does, rent myself and the services of those I control - man, listen to that power! - out to the highest bidder. Cough - :o - cough. I, personally, tend to do more of the design and team management side of the coin, but occasionally I will take on other tasks too (such as making coffee, buying lunch, etc). My non-business expenses are probably near to £2,000 a year, not including clothing, music and my expensive hobbies. My cat (which is actually my sisters *really* hairy pussy) is paid for by the family - I just put money into the box, so to speak, to pay for my food and board. This will have to change soon though, as a group of friends and I are considering leasing a pad in the big city (it's nearer to the clubs, and no more taking new acquaintances back to a mate's house because I have a single bed and thin walls). I am also three weeks away from completing college (I am a part-time student in Exeter) where I attend four hours a week Pure Maths and Computing (inclusive). Yes that is correct, I said Pure Maths - though I didn't say I was any good at it. ;P After that I will arrange a meeting with a careers advisor and sort out exactly what I want to do with my life. I expect this revolves around doing my own thing for a few years, and then if I can't make a good living out of it, it is off to the local job centre and starting to climb the ladder the traditional way. Uck, that sounds so average. :laugh: This particular case is a company I am working for on a personal level to bring in the extra "pocket money" that my student lifestyle requires (though I go through the company for protection). Not having to share the profits - after I’ve given Mr Blair and his crew a nice share that is - means that I can

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              Paul Watson wrote: My dad puts time outs into his apps. When I said he wont be seeing any of it, I meant the source code. What I frequently submit to him (them) for review has a message box at the start and exit stating that it is a review copy - not for distribution, and this is also stated in the app's title bar. Paul Watson wrote: David, if I may, what do you do as a job? I have heard of this in at 10am, out by 1pm job, but that can't pay the bills. Your cat food probably costs more than that pays. I may only frequent the office between those hours, but I have a dedicated phone line and home office at my house, which lets me do a lot of work from home. Essentially I do what every other independent contractor out there does, rent myself and the services of those I control - man, listen to that power! - out to the highest bidder. Cough - :o - cough. I, personally, tend to do more of the design and team management side of the coin, but occasionally I will take on other tasks too (such as making coffee, buying lunch, etc). My non-business expenses are probably near to £2,000 a year, not including clothing, music and my expensive hobbies. My cat (which is actually my sisters *really* hairy pussy) is paid for by the family - I just put money into the box, so to speak, to pay for my food and board. This will have to change soon though, as a group of friends and I are considering leasing a pad in the big city (it's nearer to the clubs, and no more taking new acquaintances back to a mate's house because I have a single bed and thin walls). I am also three weeks away from completing college (I am a part-time student in Exeter) where I attend four hours a week Pure Maths and Computing (inclusive). Yes that is correct, I said Pure Maths - though I didn't say I was any good at it. ;P After that I will arrange a meeting with a careers advisor and sort out exactly what I want to do with my life. I expect this revolves around doing my own thing for a few years, and then if I can't make a good living out of it, it is off to the local job centre and starting to climb the ladder the traditional way. Uck, that sounds so average. :laugh: This particular case is a company I am working for on a personal level to bring in the extra "pocket money" that my student lifestyle requires (though I go through the company for protection). Not having to share the profits - after I’ve given Mr Blair and his crew a nice share that is - means that I can

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              Martin Marvinski
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              David Wulff wrote: which is actually my sisters *really* hairy pussy Can I pet it?

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                Paul Watson wrote: My dad puts time outs into his apps. When I said he wont be seeing any of it, I meant the source code. What I frequently submit to him (them) for review has a message box at the start and exit stating that it is a review copy - not for distribution, and this is also stated in the app's title bar. Paul Watson wrote: David, if I may, what do you do as a job? I have heard of this in at 10am, out by 1pm job, but that can't pay the bills. Your cat food probably costs more than that pays. I may only frequent the office between those hours, but I have a dedicated phone line and home office at my house, which lets me do a lot of work from home. Essentially I do what every other independent contractor out there does, rent myself and the services of those I control - man, listen to that power! - out to the highest bidder. Cough - :o - cough. I, personally, tend to do more of the design and team management side of the coin, but occasionally I will take on other tasks too (such as making coffee, buying lunch, etc). My non-business expenses are probably near to £2,000 a year, not including clothing, music and my expensive hobbies. My cat (which is actually my sisters *really* hairy pussy) is paid for by the family - I just put money into the box, so to speak, to pay for my food and board. This will have to change soon though, as a group of friends and I are considering leasing a pad in the big city (it's nearer to the clubs, and no more taking new acquaintances back to a mate's house because I have a single bed and thin walls). I am also three weeks away from completing college (I am a part-time student in Exeter) where I attend four hours a week Pure Maths and Computing (inclusive). Yes that is correct, I said Pure Maths - though I didn't say I was any good at it. ;P After that I will arrange a meeting with a careers advisor and sort out exactly what I want to do with my life. I expect this revolves around doing my own thing for a few years, and then if I can't make a good living out of it, it is off to the local job centre and starting to climb the ladder the traditional way. Uck, that sounds so average. :laugh: This particular case is a company I am working for on a personal level to bring in the extra "pocket money" that my student lifestyle requires (though I go through the company for protection). Not having to share the profits - after I’ve given Mr Blair and his crew a nice share that is - means that I can

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                benjymous
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                David Wulff wrote: Pure Maths God! No! Make it go away! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                  David Wulff wrote: Pure Maths God! No! Make it go away! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                  *is glad he didn't do pure math* Simon I need your clothes, your boots, and your copy of VS.NET. Sonork ID 100.10024 My previous small-print gag was foiled by almost everyone. I will strike again soon.

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                    *is glad he didn't do pure math* Simon I need your clothes, your boots, and your copy of VS.NET. Sonork ID 100.10024 My previous small-print gag was foiled by almost everyone. I will strike again soon.

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                    David Wulff
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                    It is maths Simon - call yourself a Brit? :mad: ;P ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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                      It is maths Simon - call yourself a Brit? :mad: ;P ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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                      Simon Walton
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                      Save me from all these americans ruining my queen's english, David! I always used to say maths before I started coming here. :) Simon I need your clothes, your boots, and your copy of VS.NET. Sonork ID 100.10024

                      Recent bug fixes to Walton's pr0n organiser v1.2b - fixed a bug where the FAT table would be wiped for no reason - fixed a bug where the user's computer would explode, killing everyone within a 5 foot radius

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