My warped brain
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I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend and a bunch of people wanted to know what the hallucinations were all about. So here's a sample for the terminally bored:
- The bottoms of all my white bowls turned a smokey red (scared the daylights outta me!)
- The doors looked like they were opening even though they were obviously closed (think long and hard about that one!)
- The roof started receeding (yeah, yeah, oldie but a goodie)
- This was a dream that kept going after I woke: I was trapped in a Universe that was constrained by the dimensions of a long iron bar (it made sense at the time). Not only the physical dimensions (ie the whole galaxy was constrained to 6' x 2" x 1/2") but the physical laws were very contrained so that it was very difficult to do anything (like move). This became boring so the Universe then evolved into something completely unrestrained. It was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. I spent a lot of time making plastacine creatures evolve and fly around, and then became bored when there were no longer any challenges and so longed again for the constrained version which at least presented a challenge
The last one got me thinking though: Would programming be as interesting if compilers could interpret what you wanted and 'Just Do It'? I'm thinking not. cheers, Chris Maunder
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I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend and a bunch of people wanted to know what the hallucinations were all about. So here's a sample for the terminally bored:
- The bottoms of all my white bowls turned a smokey red (scared the daylights outta me!)
- The doors looked like they were opening even though they were obviously closed (think long and hard about that one!)
- The roof started receeding (yeah, yeah, oldie but a goodie)
- This was a dream that kept going after I woke: I was trapped in a Universe that was constrained by the dimensions of a long iron bar (it made sense at the time). Not only the physical dimensions (ie the whole galaxy was constrained to 6' x 2" x 1/2") but the physical laws were very contrained so that it was very difficult to do anything (like move). This became boring so the Universe then evolved into something completely unrestrained. It was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. I spent a lot of time making plastacine creatures evolve and fly around, and then became bored when there were no longer any challenges and so longed again for the constrained version which at least presented a challenge
The last one got me thinking though: Would programming be as interesting if compilers could interpret what you wanted and 'Just Do It'? I'm thinking not. cheers, Chris Maunder
:wtf: you WERE wasted! ;P James Simplicity Rules!
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I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend and a bunch of people wanted to know what the hallucinations were all about. So here's a sample for the terminally bored:
- The bottoms of all my white bowls turned a smokey red (scared the daylights outta me!)
- The doors looked like they were opening even though they were obviously closed (think long and hard about that one!)
- The roof started receeding (yeah, yeah, oldie but a goodie)
- This was a dream that kept going after I woke: I was trapped in a Universe that was constrained by the dimensions of a long iron bar (it made sense at the time). Not only the physical dimensions (ie the whole galaxy was constrained to 6' x 2" x 1/2") but the physical laws were very contrained so that it was very difficult to do anything (like move). This became boring so the Universe then evolved into something completely unrestrained. It was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. I spent a lot of time making plastacine creatures evolve and fly around, and then became bored when there were no longer any challenges and so longed again for the constrained version which at least presented a challenge
The last one got me thinking though: Would programming be as interesting if compilers could interpret what you wanted and 'Just Do It'? I'm thinking not. cheers, Chris Maunder
You have real problems. Anyone who hallucinates like that needs special care. Considering your thought pattern now while you are supposedly well shows the problems could return. Make sure you keep your fluid levels high. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
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I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend and a bunch of people wanted to know what the hallucinations were all about. So here's a sample for the terminally bored:
- The bottoms of all my white bowls turned a smokey red (scared the daylights outta me!)
- The doors looked like they were opening even though they were obviously closed (think long and hard about that one!)
- The roof started receeding (yeah, yeah, oldie but a goodie)
- This was a dream that kept going after I woke: I was trapped in a Universe that was constrained by the dimensions of a long iron bar (it made sense at the time). Not only the physical dimensions (ie the whole galaxy was constrained to 6' x 2" x 1/2") but the physical laws were very contrained so that it was very difficult to do anything (like move). This became boring so the Universe then evolved into something completely unrestrained. It was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. I spent a lot of time making plastacine creatures evolve and fly around, and then became bored when there were no longer any challenges and so longed again for the constrained version which at least presented a challenge
The last one got me thinking though: Would programming be as interesting if compilers could interpret what you wanted and 'Just Do It'? I'm thinking not. cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: This was a dream that kept going after I woke: I was trapped in a Universe that was constrained by the dimensions of a long iron bar (it made sense at the time). Not only the physical dimensions (ie the whole galaxy was constrained to 6' x 2" x 1/2") but the physical laws were very contrained so that it was very difficult to do anything (like move). This became boring so the Universe then evolved into something completely unrestrained. It was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. I spent a lot of time making plastacine creatures evolve and fly around, and then became bored when there were no longer any challenges and so longed again for the constrained version which at least presented a challenge trapped in ironbars... I think you need some rest... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank :jig: I've gone sending to outer space, to find another race :jig:
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I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend and a bunch of people wanted to know what the hallucinations were all about. So here's a sample for the terminally bored:
- The bottoms of all my white bowls turned a smokey red (scared the daylights outta me!)
- The doors looked like they were opening even though they were obviously closed (think long and hard about that one!)
- The roof started receeding (yeah, yeah, oldie but a goodie)
- This was a dream that kept going after I woke: I was trapped in a Universe that was constrained by the dimensions of a long iron bar (it made sense at the time). Not only the physical dimensions (ie the whole galaxy was constrained to 6' x 2" x 1/2") but the physical laws were very contrained so that it was very difficult to do anything (like move). This became boring so the Universe then evolved into something completely unrestrained. It was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. I spent a lot of time making plastacine creatures evolve and fly around, and then became bored when there were no longer any challenges and so longed again for the constrained version which at least presented a challenge
The last one got me thinking though: Would programming be as interesting if compilers could interpret what you wanted and 'Just Do It'? I'm thinking not. cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: The last one got me thinking though: Would programming be as interesting if compilers could interpret what you wanted and 'Just Do It'? I'm thinking not. The ultimate high level language. People have tried this many times. I remember seeing an article about 10 years ago about a programming language called something like "The big one" which claimed to do away with programmers, since it was so simple that anyone could create applications. (Of course it succeeded and the last 10 years have been a delusion)
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I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend and a bunch of people wanted to know what the hallucinations were all about. So here's a sample for the terminally bored:
- The bottoms of all my white bowls turned a smokey red (scared the daylights outta me!)
- The doors looked like they were opening even though they were obviously closed (think long and hard about that one!)
- The roof started receeding (yeah, yeah, oldie but a goodie)
- This was a dream that kept going after I woke: I was trapped in a Universe that was constrained by the dimensions of a long iron bar (it made sense at the time). Not only the physical dimensions (ie the whole galaxy was constrained to 6' x 2" x 1/2") but the physical laws were very contrained so that it was very difficult to do anything (like move). This became boring so the Universe then evolved into something completely unrestrained. It was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. I spent a lot of time making plastacine creatures evolve and fly around, and then became bored when there were no longer any challenges and so longed again for the constrained version which at least presented a challenge
The last one got me thinking though: Would programming be as interesting if compilers could interpret what you wanted and 'Just Do It'? I'm thinking not. cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend Of course, it was nothing to do with the sixteen pints of beer you had before the prawns? ;P
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I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend and a bunch of people wanted to know what the hallucinations were all about. So here's a sample for the terminally bored:
- The bottoms of all my white bowls turned a smokey red (scared the daylights outta me!)
- The doors looked like they were opening even though they were obviously closed (think long and hard about that one!)
- The roof started receeding (yeah, yeah, oldie but a goodie)
- This was a dream that kept going after I woke: I was trapped in a Universe that was constrained by the dimensions of a long iron bar (it made sense at the time). Not only the physical dimensions (ie the whole galaxy was constrained to 6' x 2" x 1/2") but the physical laws were very contrained so that it was very difficult to do anything (like move). This became boring so the Universe then evolved into something completely unrestrained. It was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. I spent a lot of time making plastacine creatures evolve and fly around, and then became bored when there were no longer any challenges and so longed again for the constrained version which at least presented a challenge
The last one got me thinking though: Would programming be as interesting if compilers could interpret what you wanted and 'Just Do It'? I'm thinking not. cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend Chris Maunder wrote: was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. Where is this restaurant and what is it called? Do I have to book to try these amazing prawns? On a more serious note... (no you are not hallucinating, I actually typed that) What on Earth do off prawns contain that can produce these hallucinations? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.
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Chris Maunder wrote: I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend Of course, it was nothing to do with the sixteen pints of beer you had before the prawns? ;P
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I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend and a bunch of people wanted to know what the hallucinations were all about. So here's a sample for the terminally bored:
- The bottoms of all my white bowls turned a smokey red (scared the daylights outta me!)
- The doors looked like they were opening even though they were obviously closed (think long and hard about that one!)
- The roof started receeding (yeah, yeah, oldie but a goodie)
- This was a dream that kept going after I woke: I was trapped in a Universe that was constrained by the dimensions of a long iron bar (it made sense at the time). Not only the physical dimensions (ie the whole galaxy was constrained to 6' x 2" x 1/2") but the physical laws were very contrained so that it was very difficult to do anything (like move). This became boring so the Universe then evolved into something completely unrestrained. It was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. I spent a lot of time making plastacine creatures evolve and fly around, and then became bored when there were no longer any challenges and so longed again for the constrained version which at least presented a challenge
The last one got me thinking though: Would programming be as interesting if compilers could interpret what you wanted and 'Just Do It'? I'm thinking not. cheers, Chris Maunder
This sounds like a standard day for me. And I don't drink, use drugs or eat bad prawns. Just an average guy, with a mental brain! Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 If I had a quote, it would be a very good one.
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Chris Maunder wrote: I had a bad batch of prawns over the weekend Chris Maunder wrote: was infinite and the laws of physics were whatever you wanted them to be. Where is this restaurant and what is it called? Do I have to book to try these amazing prawns? On a more serious note... (no you are not hallucinating, I actually typed that) What on Earth do off prawns contain that can produce these hallucinations? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.
Paul Watson wrote: What on Earth do off prawns contain that can produce these hallucinations? botulism. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
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