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    Mauricio Ritter
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    David Wulff wrote: Bankers are... what´s the problem with them ? :confused: Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank :beer: The alcohol is one of the greatest enemys of man, but a man who flee from his enemys is a coward. :beer:

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      ...gone? /Magnus

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        Yes, they often drive tankers. Anyway, I had a phone call at 9:00AM today (I had practically just gone to bed) from HSBC telling me that I had gone over my mastercard limit. "Is Seeeemonnnn Wollltonnn there please". I genuinely thought it was somebody winding me up so I started winding him up also, by saying "nah" after anything he said. Try it on somebody, it gets quite annoying. Anyway, eventually I gave in and realised nobody I knew could impersonate his accent that well. "Well, just take it out of my account then" I told him. "Ok, done". What the hell was the point in phoning me for this? I've already got it set up on direct debit ffs. Simon I need your clothes, your boots, and your copy of VS.NET. Sonork ID 100.10024 I'm totally amazing at maths puzzles. Just try me. As long as the puzzle doesn't involve adding numbers I can usually get it.

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          benjymous
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          No better than people who work for BT? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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            No better than people who work for BT? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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            David Wulff
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            Oh heck no - even the devil himself is less worthy of excruciating torture than the CEO of British Telecom. :-D ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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              Roger Wright
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              blind wankers. "What is it?" and he said, "I don't know. Let's kill it." - Ed Gadziemski

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                blind wankers. "What is it?" and he said, "I don't know. Let's kill it." - Ed Gadziemski

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                Roger Wright wrote: blind wankers. not the the sperm bankers:)

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                  David Wulff wrote: Bankers are... wonderful. I give them $100 at the begining of the month and at the end they give me $100.10 back. I did not have to work for it or even think about it. In fact the banker was willing to come out and get the money himself. And it is guaranteed. I can have it back whenever I want and without any penalties. :) I don't have a problem with bankers. I have a problem with money itself. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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                    Tomasz Sowinski
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                    ...dead? Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com

                    - It's for protection
                    - Protection from what? Zee Germans?

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                      Roger Wright wrote: blind wankers. not the the sperm bankers:)

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                      LOL! Simplicity Rules!

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