Which type of woman is your girlfriend?
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INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access. > > > >SERVER woman: always busy when you need her. > > > >WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can > >live without her. > > > >POWERPOINT woman: only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than half an > >hour. > > > >EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for > >your four basical needs. > > > > WORD woman: she has always a surprise reserved for you, but none in the > >world is able to fully understand it. > > > >DOS woman: everyone had her at least once, but none wants her anymore. > > > >BACKUP woman: you have always believed that she had everything you need, > >but > > when the " X-hour" comes, you find out that she has always missed > >something > > > > > >VIRUS woman: also known as " wife" ; when you are not expecting her, she > >comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall > >her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will > >lose > >everything. > > > >SCANDISK woman: you know that she is good and that she only wants to help > >you, but you never know what she is really doing for that. > > > >SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun! > > > >RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you disconnect her. > > > >HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everythings, FOREVER. > > > >MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look beutifull. > > > >MICROSOFT woman: she wants to have the domination over all the men she > >meets > > and she tries to convince them that this is the best thing for them. She > >will do her best to make you fight against the other women and promises you > >that you will have everything you want if you will give her your address > >book. Before you will find it out, she will be the only one in your life. > >It > > will come the day you will need her permission to open your refrigerator > >or > >to start your car. > > > >PASSWORD woman: you believe to be the only one knowing her, but in reality > >all the world does.... > > > >MP3 woman: everybody wants to take her... > > > >MONITOR woman: She makes life looks more shining. > > > > CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster. > > > > DATAWAREHOUSING woman: she keeps you informed of everything, except what > >you really want to know. Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you,
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INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access. > > > >SERVER woman: always busy when you need her. > > > >WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can > >live without her. > > > >POWERPOINT woman: only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than half an > >hour. > > > >EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for > >your four basical needs. > > > > WORD woman: she has always a surprise reserved for you, but none in the > >world is able to fully understand it. > > > >DOS woman: everyone had her at least once, but none wants her anymore. > > > >BACKUP woman: you have always believed that she had everything you need, > >but > > when the " X-hour" comes, you find out that she has always missed > >something > > > > > >VIRUS woman: also known as " wife" ; when you are not expecting her, she > >comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall > >her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will > >lose > >everything. > > > >SCANDISK woman: you know that she is good and that she only wants to help > >you, but you never know what she is really doing for that. > > > >SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun! > > > >RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you disconnect her. > > > >HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everythings, FOREVER. > > > >MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look beutifull. > > > >MICROSOFT woman: she wants to have the domination over all the men she > >meets > > and she tries to convince them that this is the best thing for them. She > >will do her best to make you fight against the other women and promises you > >that you will have everything you want if you will give her your address > >book. Before you will find it out, she will be the only one in your life. > >It > > will come the day you will need her permission to open your refrigerator > >or > >to start your car. > > > >PASSWORD woman: you believe to be the only one knowing her, but in reality > >all the world does.... > > > >MP3 woman: everybody wants to take her... > > > >MONITOR woman: She makes life looks more shining. > > > > CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster. > > > > DATAWAREHOUSING woman: she keeps you informed of everything, except what > >you really want to know. Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you,
:cool: Best regards, Alexandru Savescu