Words Women Use...
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Words Women Use... FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade. NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE. GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE. GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off. LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING. SOFT SIGH ~ Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO ~ This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're welcome." THANKS A LOT ~ This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at yo
You my friend are a genius. :) After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
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Do you have one for words men use? Oh, and you left out the groan and the eye-roll. "He can't really be that dense. It must be an act. He's probably just trying to aggravate me." Oh, and the burying your head in your hands and shaking it from side to side. "Why did I marry this man? I must be a masochist." Cathy Life's uncertain, have dessert first!
Cathy wrote: Do you have one for words men use? Men mean what they say so you don't need to decipher them.:-D We are simpletons. After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
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Cathy wrote: Do you have one for words men use? Men mean what they say so you don't need to decipher them.:-D We are simpletons. After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
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Cathy wrote: Do you have one for words men use? Men mean what they say so you don't need to decipher them.:-D We are simpletons. After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
You are lying. Wife: "Honey, am I getting fat?" She has eyes. She knows she is. Husband: "No, baby. You're perfect" My is unable to be honest with anything related to spending money on his Harley. It's some kind of disability. From talking to his friend's girlfriends\wives this is a very common disability. Cathy Life's uncertain, have dessert first!
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You are lying. Wife: "Honey, am I getting fat?" She has eyes. She knows she is. Husband: "No, baby. You're perfect" My is unable to be honest with anything related to spending money on his Harley. It's some kind of disability. From talking to his friend's girlfriends\wives this is a very common disability. Cathy Life's uncertain, have dessert first!
Cathy wrote: Wife: "Honey, am I getting fat?" That is anouther "code word" that women use. Fortunatly men have learned the "correct" answer to it.:-D After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
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Cathy wrote: Wife: "Honey, am I getting fat?" That is anouther "code word" that women use. Fortunatly men have learned the "correct" answer to it.:-D After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
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Do you have one for words men use? Oh, and you left out the groan and the eye-roll. "He can't really be that dense. It must be an act. He's probably just trying to aggravate me." Oh, and the burying your head in your hands and shaking it from side to side. "Why did I marry this man? I must be a masochist." Cathy Life's uncertain, have dessert first!
THAT'S RIGHT DEAR ~ just shut up and let me get back to the ballgame LOOKING FOR THE WAITER ~ it had nothing to do with that big-busted blonde that walked by. Really. I swear. I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR MOTHER VISITS ~ almost as much as I love getting a root canal by a first year dental student YES ~ in response to any question such as "Do these shoes go with this purse?" YES ~ in response to any question that contains an implied, suspected, potential, illusory, or actual offer of sex IT'S AN INVESTMENT ~ any expenditure on a classic Harley, Corvette, or other motorized device THIS IS A SHORTCUT ~ we are hopelessly, hopelessly lost and we are not going to ask for directions
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This contradicts what you said. "Men say what they mean" Cathy Life's uncertain, have dessert first!
But what if we mean to say what we don't mean? :confused: Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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You are lying. Wife: "Honey, am I getting fat?" She has eyes. She knows she is. Husband: "No, baby. You're perfect" My is unable to be honest with anything related to spending money on his Harley. It's some kind of disability. From talking to his friend's girlfriends\wives this is a very common disability. Cathy Life's uncertain, have dessert first!
Cathy wrote: It's some kind of disability Yes, it's called being P-whipped. The correct answer is "yes" and then when the girl gets all pissed, the next response is "hey, you asked." If the girl is still pissed after that, then she gets dumped because anyone who plays silly mind games like that isn't worth hanging around. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer Like the Google toolbar? Then check out UltraBar, with more features & customizable search engines! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.10414 AcidHelm
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Cathy wrote: It's some kind of disability Yes, it's called being P-whipped. The correct answer is "yes" and then when the girl gets all pissed, the next response is "hey, you asked." If the girl is still pissed after that, then she gets dumped because anyone who plays silly mind games like that isn't worth hanging around. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer Like the Google toolbar? Then check out UltraBar, with more features & customizable search engines! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.10414 AcidHelm
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Preach on brother! :-D Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
"It was a blind man who taught me how to see." - Aerosmith -
Cathy wrote: It's some kind of disability Yes, it's called being P-whipped. The correct answer is "yes" and then when the girl gets all pissed, the next response is "hey, you asked." If the girl is still pissed after that, then she gets dumped because anyone who plays silly mind games like that isn't worth hanging around. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer Like the Google toolbar? Then check out UltraBar, with more features & customizable search engines! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.10414 AcidHelm
Settle down. Don't get your panties in a wad. Sorry couldn't resist with all that macho BS. I know, I had better be nice if I expect anymore help. Go back and read the post. How could all three of you guys miss it? His disability is that he is unable to be honest with how much he wants to spend overall on his motorcycle. When he first started asking me about it he said he only needed a used Sportster. 6 grand. Then he said well then I'd have to spend all this money fixing it up I'd better buy a new one and I'd really like to go up to a little better model. So we bought a new one for 14 grand. Right away he had to redo all kinds of stuff. And on and on it goes, he just needs this thing or that thing and it will be perfect. Anyways 20 grand later he's still not happy with it and wants a new one. He really believes he is telling the truth when he says it. It's a disability. I think what you are referring to is that he won't tell me when I'm getting fat even when being directly questioned. It's not that I would get pissed quite the contrary I wish I could get the truth out of him. I think he is just a very compassionate person and doesn't want me to feel bad. How is that silly mind games? If you are in a relationship you really should want to know if your partner still finds you attractive. For instance he thinks he's too skinny and he wants to gain weight. I on the other hand think he's perfect and don't want him to any weight. He has this very sexy washboard stomach that I really don't want to part with. But does he really think I look perfect the way I am or is he just trying to spare my feelings? I'll never know. Cathy Life's uncertain, have dessert first!
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THAT'S RIGHT DEAR ~ just shut up and let me get back to the ballgame LOOKING FOR THE WAITER ~ it had nothing to do with that big-busted blonde that walked by. Really. I swear. I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR MOTHER VISITS ~ almost as much as I love getting a root canal by a first year dental student YES ~ in response to any question such as "Do these shoes go with this purse?" YES ~ in response to any question that contains an implied, suspected, potential, illusory, or actual offer of sex IT'S AN INVESTMENT ~ any expenditure on a classic Harley, Corvette, or other motorized device THIS IS A SHORTCUT ~ we are hopelessly, hopelessly lost and we are not going to ask for directions
Ed Gadziemski wrote: IT'S AN INVESTMENT ~ any expenditure on a classic Harley, Corvette, or other motorized device I fell for that one. Me and his sister, her husband is a Harley addict also, console each other with well at least they don't gamble. At least we can recoupe our losses. Cathy Life's uncertain, have dessert first!
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Cathy wrote: Wife: "Honey, am I getting fat?" That is anouther "code word" that women use. Fortunatly men have learned the "correct" answer to it.:-D After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
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Settle down. Don't get your panties in a wad. Sorry couldn't resist with all that macho BS. I know, I had better be nice if I expect anymore help. Go back and read the post. How could all three of you guys miss it? His disability is that he is unable to be honest with how much he wants to spend overall on his motorcycle. When he first started asking me about it he said he only needed a used Sportster. 6 grand. Then he said well then I'd have to spend all this money fixing it up I'd better buy a new one and I'd really like to go up to a little better model. So we bought a new one for 14 grand. Right away he had to redo all kinds of stuff. And on and on it goes, he just needs this thing or that thing and it will be perfect. Anyways 20 grand later he's still not happy with it and wants a new one. He really believes he is telling the truth when he says it. It's a disability. I think what you are referring to is that he won't tell me when I'm getting fat even when being directly questioned. It's not that I would get pissed quite the contrary I wish I could get the truth out of him. I think he is just a very compassionate person and doesn't want me to feel bad. How is that silly mind games? If you are in a relationship you really should want to know if your partner still finds you attractive. For instance he thinks he's too skinny and he wants to gain weight. I on the other hand think he's perfect and don't want him to any weight. He has this very sexy washboard stomach that I really don't want to part with. But does he really think I look perfect the way I am or is he just trying to spare my feelings? I'll never know. Cathy Life's uncertain, have dessert first!
Cathy wrote: Settle down. Don't get your panties in a wad. I know, I had better be nice if I expect anymore help. Yes, you should. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer Like the Google toolbar? Then check out UltraBar, with more features & customizable search engines! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.10414 AcidHelm
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Cathy wrote: Settle down. Don't get your panties in a wad. I know, I had better be nice if I expect anymore help. Yes, you should. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer Like the Google toolbar? Then check out UltraBar, with more features & customizable search engines! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.10414 AcidHelm
