Mathematical Life-Last Part
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SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing forever. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
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SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing forever. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
So true. So true. :) Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
"It was a blind man who taught me how to see." - Aerosmith -
SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing forever. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
How about posting something with originality, instead of Copy / Pasting other crud that can be found on the web. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
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So true. So true. :) Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
"It was a blind man who taught me how to see." - Aerosmith -
SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing forever. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
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Amazing - On the "Big Ones" album. Very good song. :) Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: "It was a blind man who taught me how to see." - Aerosmith Which song? :) Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
Amazing - On the "Big Ones" album. Very good song. :) Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
"It was a blind man who taught me how to see." - Aerosmith -
How about posting something with originality, instead of Copy / Pasting other crud that can be found on the web. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
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Colin Davies wrote: How about posting something with originality, Make joke myself? Is that something strange here? Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
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Don't forget PJ's famous "two horses" joke. ;) --------_**
Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
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-- Pink Floyd, Pigs (Three Different Ones)
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Don't forget PJ's famous "two horses" joke. ;) --------_**
Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
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-- Pink Floyd, Pigs (Three Different Ones)
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You liked that one didn't you?:| That one has got to be the first "dirty" joke I ever heard and is as old as the hills. --- CPUA 0x5041 Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
PJ Arends wrote: That one has got to be the first "dirty" joke I ever heard and is as old as the hills. God save you man. :-D :-D :-D :-D :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
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You liked that one didn't you?:| That one has got to be the first "dirty" joke I ever heard and is as old as the hills. --- CPUA 0x5041 Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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I've honestly never heard it before. Probably it was the context, but i very much enjoyed it ;P --------_**
Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
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-- Pink Floyd, Pigs (Three Different Ones)
Shog9 wrote: Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are Whats albums of pink floyd do you like shog? I love The wall,Animals,Whish you where here,Dark side of the mood. :) Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
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Shog9 wrote: Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are Whats albums of pink floyd do you like shog? I love The wall,Animals,Whish you where here,Dark side of the mood. :) Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
My favs, roughly in order: Wish You Were Here The Wall Dark Side of the Moon A Momentary Lapse of Reason Animals The Division Bell I also have some MP3s from Atom Heart Mother, Meddle, and even one from The Piper at the Gates of Dawn, but haven't listened to them as much. :) --------_**
Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
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-- Pink Floyd, Pigs (Three Different Ones)
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My favs, roughly in order: Wish You Were Here The Wall Dark Side of the Moon A Momentary Lapse of Reason Animals The Division Bell I also have some MP3s from Atom Heart Mother, Meddle, and even one from The Piper at the Gates of Dawn, but haven't listened to them as much. :) --------_**
Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
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-- Pink Floyd, Pigs (Three Different Ones)
Shog9 wrote: Wish You Were Here I believe its the best one too. I don't like the albumes that they give without Roger Waters.Something missed in them. :) Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
