Global warming denires are more retarded than I originally thought
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Last night, I wrote This little parody, and strongly doubted that anyone would take it seriously. But surprise, it got voted a few fives and BoneSoft even at least partially agreed with the part about leftists. Anyone who would not realize that is a parody is making a mockery of themselves.
'What is CO2 anyway' I beleieve you wrote. A bit of a give-away really. Anyway, it is surprising how people fall for spoof arguments like this, it just shows how poor their bullshit sensors are, but the problem for some though is that your post was near enough the truth to be believeable.
Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception
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Quote: " Obviously, you don't know what "parody" means. " Wow, Thank you for taking time out of your very important day to give me this English lesson!
"Wow, Thank you for taking time out of your very important day to give me this English lesson!" I didn't waste a moment of my time giving you any sort of lessons; lessons are for those willing to learn. What I *did* do is inform you that you're both illiterate and ignorant.
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Last night, I wrote This little parody, and strongly doubted that anyone would take it seriously. But surprise, it got voted a few fives and BoneSoft even at least partially agreed with the part about leftists. Anyone who would not realize that is a parody is making a mockery of themselves.
"denires"? Who's really retarded here?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
"Wow, Thank you for taking time out of your very important day to give me this English lesson!" I didn't waste a moment of my time giving you any sort of lessons; lessons are for those willing to learn. What I *did* do is inform you that you're both illiterate and ignorant.
Do you wake up so full of yourself that you don't require breakfast?
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Are you really so unused to people talking to you that you relish any sort of attention, even insults?
"I experienced the thrill of the hunt vicariously through the laboured breathing, manic, rolling eyes, pouring sweat and frantic muscular jerking of my prey as it scrambled clumsily away from me. It was like it had half-chewed itself already." -Myself (in about three minutes - cool, huh)
That's funny. A little 13 year old kid tried to insult me.
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"Wow, Thank you for taking time out of your very important day to give me this English lesson!" I didn't waste a moment of my time giving you any sort of lessons; lessons are for those willing to learn. What I *did* do is inform you that you're both illiterate and ignorant.
If I am illiterate then how do you think I am posting this? Could it be that you are a moron?
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If I am illiterate then how do you think I am posting this? Could it be that you are a moron?
"If I am illiterate then how do you think I am posting this?" I'd have to observe you (eww! Now there is a nasty thought!) to be be able to answer that. However, I will note that Huxley assured us that given enough monkeys banging away at enough typewriters/keyboards, and time enough, eventually they'd turn out the Complete Works of Shakespeare, purely at random. Further, I'll note that persons such as yourself tend to think that Huxley's silly claim is a *very* wise observation. "Could it be that you are a moron?" Not the slightest chance.
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"If I am illiterate then how do you think I am posting this?" I'd have to observe you (eww! Now there is a nasty thought!) to be be able to answer that. However, I will note that Huxley assured us that given enough monkeys banging away at enough typewriters/keyboards, and time enough, eventually they'd turn out the Complete Works of Shakespeare, purely at random. Further, I'll note that persons such as yourself tend to think that Huxley's silly claim is a *very* wise observation. "Could it be that you are a moron?" Not the slightest chance.
Self righteous Christians like yourself are only be worth laughing at, since you would rather believe in talking burning bushes and invisible people rather than scientific fact.
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Self righteous Christians like yourself are only be worth laughing at, since you would rather believe in talking burning bushes and invisible people rather than scientific fact.
"Self righteous Christians like yourself are only be worth laughing at, since you would rather believe in talking burning bushes and invisible people rather than scientific fact." Do you even know what the term "scientific fact" means? "... since you would rather believe in ... than scientific fact." Clearly, you do not. For persons such as yourself, the term "scientific fact" seems to function as a magic talisman. This is Laugh Out Loud funny, but I'll bet that you even believe that "scientific fact" has some necessary relationship (equivalency, probably) to actual truth.
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"Self righteous Christians like yourself are only be worth laughing at, since you would rather believe in talking burning bushes and invisible people rather than scientific fact." Do you even know what the term "scientific fact" means? "... since you would rather believe in ... than scientific fact." Clearly, you do not. For persons such as yourself, the term "scientific fact" seems to function as a magic talisman. This is Laugh Out Loud funny, but I'll bet that you even believe that "scientific fact" has some necessary relationship (equivalency, probably) to actual truth.
Trying to sound all smart now? Too bad you are still a moron.
