Computer problems are caused by Demons
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As far as I know this site is not satire. http://www.demonbuster.com/boyce.html From the site: A demon named depression causes you to be depressed. BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile. If something malfunctions, BIND UP these two demons, and command them to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. Here is an incoming email received: "Hi, Just thought I'd let you know it took me all these hours to run off your complete deliverance manual. My computer kept shutting down, the connection to the internet kept shutting off, I got signs coming up this is an illegal action, you probably have heard all this before, but the devil sure didn't want me to get hold of your material....I thought there has to be some good stuff in here if the devil is this mad.....as soon as I finished running if off, my computer is working perfect...not shutting down,....not getting unconnected. Praise Jesus, He's stronger than any devil. I had to keep taking authority over devils to get the manual printed, even the printer tried to jam up. What a praise report....really. Devil you loose!!!Praise the Lord. Thank you for your web site. Blessings"
[Shit on you]
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[Shit on you]
Quote: [sh*t on you] You are too retarded (literally) to even be able to put together a sensible insult. And you wonder why no one likes you or wants to be around you. :laugh:
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Quote: [sh*t on you] You are too retarded (literally) to even be able to put together a sensible insult. And you wonder why no one likes you or wants to be around you. :laugh:
Demon Possessed wrote:
You are too retarded (literally) to even be able to put together a sensible insult. And you wonder why no one likes you or wants to be around you.
I will use your Orion 70mm refractor to wipe my ass. I will whip wipe my ass right on the eye piece so you will smell it. Refractors are shitty anyways, thats what mommies buy their little boys for christmas. Reflectors are the way to go bitch. -- modified at 23:13 Thursday 1st November, 2007
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Demon Possessed wrote:
You are too retarded (literally) to even be able to put together a sensible insult. And you wonder why no one likes you or wants to be around you.
I will use your Orion 70mm refractor to wipe my ass. I will whip wipe my ass right on the eye piece so you will smell it. Refractors are shitty anyways, thats what mommies buy their little boys for christmas. Reflectors are the way to go bitch. -- modified at 23:13 Thursday 1st November, 2007
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Demon Possessed wrote:
You are too retarded (literally) to even be able to put together a sensible insult. And you wonder why no one likes you or wants to be around you.
I will use your Orion 70mm refractor to wipe my ass. I will whip wipe my ass right on the eye piece so you will smell it. Refractors are shitty anyways, thats what mommies buy their little boys for christmas. Reflectors are the way to go bitch. -- modified at 23:13 Thursday 1st November, 2007
I see you found my gallery. Most of those pictures were not taken with my 70mm refractor, but with my 8.35 (212mm) inch classical cassegrain, not that I expect you to know what that means though.
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I see you found my gallery. Most of those pictures were not taken with my 70mm refractor, but with my 8.35 (212mm) inch classical cassegrain, not that I expect you to know what that means though.
Demon Possessed wrote:
not that I expect you to know what that means though.
Dude, I used to be a member of an astronomy club, I used to be into astronomy when I was younger. You seem to think it takes an expert to photograph distant matter. I bet you haven't even looked at the sun using a Hydrogen-Alpha filter. :rolleyes: I have, and I will say, its way better than Jupiter or Mars.
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Demon Possessed wrote:
not that I expect you to know what that means though.
Dude, I used to be a member of an astronomy club, I used to be into astronomy when I was younger. You seem to think it takes an expert to photograph distant matter. I bet you haven't even looked at the sun using a Hydrogen-Alpha filter. :rolleyes: I have, and I will say, its way better than Jupiter or Mars.
Awww, is little Joshua trying to sound all smart now? How pathetic. And yes, I have looked at the sun through a Coronado 40mm hydrogen alpha telescope. I bet the members of the astronomy club you were in were glad you left. I can just imagine you bumbling around getting snot on telescope lenses.
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Awww, is little Joshua trying to sound all smart now? How pathetic. And yes, I have looked at the sun through a Coronado 40mm hydrogen alpha telescope. I bet the members of the astronomy club you were in were glad you left. I can just imagine you bumbling around getting snot on telescope lenses.
Demon Possessed wrote:
And yes, I have looked at the sun through a Coronado 40mm hydrogen alpha telescope.
:laugh:!!
Demon Possessed wrote:
Awww, is little Joshua trying to sound all smart now?
X| Your the gayest thing since teletubbies.
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CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
I will whip my ass right on the eye piece
Thats no way to treat your donkey!
Josh Gray wrote:
Thats no way to treat your donkey!
Your right, gay dudes like you and Kyle Edwards like other people to wipe their asses on your donkey. You and him love it so much you actually stick it in and pack that shit. X| I bet you and Kyle Edwards have webcam sex after a long discussion about Uranus.
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Josh Gray wrote:
Thats no way to treat your donkey!
Your right, gay dudes like you and Kyle Edwards like other people to wipe their asses on your donkey. You and him love it so much you actually stick it in and pack that shit. X| I bet you and Kyle Edwards have webcam sex after a long discussion about Uranus.
You are the one who posts about homosexuals constantly, and then you call me gay. I think most people grow out of that when they are around 14. :laugh: Every time you post, Joshua, you make it clearer and clearer why you are so rejected and lonley in real life. No one wants to be around someone like you who has the mind of a 12 year old.
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You are the one who posts about homosexuals constantly, and then you call me gay. I think most people grow out of that when they are around 14. :laugh: Every time you post, Joshua, you make it clearer and clearer why you are so rejected and lonley in real life. No one wants to be around someone like you who has the mind of a 12 year old.
Demon Possessed wrote:
You are the one who posts about homosexuals constantly
Thats because I have 2 queers who follow me around on codeproject and reply with shit. It is nasty.
Demon Possessed wrote:
you make it clearer and clearer why you are so rejected and lonley in real life.
I'm not rejected, I'm respected by all the real mother fuckers. Faggots like you are jealous of a pimp mother fucker like me. Bow down to your master. In high school people called me Master, even my teachers.
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"It is illogical to be illogical, therefor it is logical to be logical." - Joshua Henize aka Capt'n, 2007 I want you to remember that forever, it will do you alot of good in life, spread it across the net and write it in books.
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Demon Possessed wrote:
And yes, I have looked at the sun through a Coronado 40mm hydrogen alpha telescope.
:laugh:!!
Demon Possessed wrote:
Awww, is little Joshua trying to sound all smart now?
X| Your the gayest thing since teletubbies.
What's so funny Joshua? I am laughing at you right now, for trying to scare me by posting my email address and then trying to pretend that you know anything about astronomy. :laugh:
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What's so funny Joshua? I am laughing at you right now, for trying to scare me by posting my email address and then trying to pretend that you know anything about astronomy. :laugh:
Yeah right...
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Yeah right...
So are you going to spam my email? I think it is funny that you can't come up with anything clever, so you just google my name, find my email, then post it and call me gay, all in an attempt to lash out. Thanks for the entertainment. You're so pathetic. :laugh:
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So are you going to spam my email? I think it is funny that you can't come up with anything clever, so you just google my name, find my email, then post it and call me gay, all in an attempt to lash out. Thanks for the entertainment. You're so pathetic. :laugh:
Now that I know your real name, your internet hangouts, and interests I will always be collecting more information. I will build an extensive profile. I pwned you! How does it feel to be a bitch? If it wasn't for this, I might have not of found your information.[^] However, now that I know the current information, you will never be able to hide. Unless you stop using the internet, I will always be able to track you down online forever.
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Now that I know your real name, your internet hangouts, and interests I will always be collecting more information. I will build an extensive profile. I pwned you! How does it feel to be a bitch? If it wasn't for this, I might have not of found your information.[^] However, now that I know the current information, you will never be able to hide. Unless you stop using the internet, I will always be able to track you down online forever.
Haha you "pwned" me? :laugh: Like I care that some worthless little dweeb is mad at me and knows my name. :rolleyes:
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Haha you "pwned" me? :laugh: Like I care that some worthless little dweeb is mad at me and knows my name. :rolleyes:
Demon Possessed wrote:
you "pwned" me
I know it stings to receive a massive bitch slap by the Master Pimp.
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Demon Possessed wrote:
you "pwned" me
I know it stings to receive a massive bitch slap by the Master Pimp.
You love just qouting little pieces of my posts out of context don't you? :rolleyes: It's kind of entertaining though to watch a borderline retarded person on the interent thinking they have "pwnd" me.
CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
I know it stings to receive a massive bitch slap
Those rappers you listen to would probably be embarassed if they knew that you tried to copy them.
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CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
I will whip my ass right on the eye piece
Thats no way to treat your donkey!
Josh Gray wrote:
I will whip my ass right on the eye piece Thats no way to treat your donkey!
Ass is another name for a donkey. Arse is another name for ya bum. Whip means to beat with an implement. You threated to beat your donkey with an implement on his eye piece!