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  • C CataclysmicQuantum

    Demon Possessed wrote:

    And yes, I have looked at the sun through a Coronado 40mm hydrogen alpha telescope.

    :laugh:!!

    Demon Possessed wrote:

    Awww, is little Joshua trying to sound all smart now?

    X| Your the gayest thing since teletubbies.

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    Demon Possessed
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    What's so funny Joshua? I am laughing at you right now, for trying to scare me by posting my email address and then trying to pretend that you know anything about astronomy. :laugh:

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      What's so funny Joshua? I am laughing at you right now, for trying to scare me by posting my email address and then trying to pretend that you know anything about astronomy. :laugh:

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      CataclysmicQuantum
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      Yeah right...

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      • C CataclysmicQuantum

        Yeah right...

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        Demon Possessed
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        So are you going to spam my email? I think it is funny that you can't come up with anything clever, so you just google my name, find my email, then post it and call me gay, all in an attempt to lash out. Thanks for the entertainment. You're so pathetic. :laugh:

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          So are you going to spam my email? I think it is funny that you can't come up with anything clever, so you just google my name, find my email, then post it and call me gay, all in an attempt to lash out. Thanks for the entertainment. You're so pathetic. :laugh:

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          CataclysmicQuantum
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          Now that I know your real name, your internet hangouts, and interests I will always be collecting more information. I will build an extensive profile. I pwned you! How does it feel to be a bitch? If it wasn't for this, I might have not of found your information.[^] However, now that I know the current information, you will never be able to hide. Unless you stop using the internet, I will always be able to track you down online forever.

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          • C CataclysmicQuantum

            Now that I know your real name, your internet hangouts, and interests I will always be collecting more information. I will build an extensive profile. I pwned you! How does it feel to be a bitch? If it wasn't for this, I might have not of found your information.[^] However, now that I know the current information, you will never be able to hide. Unless you stop using the internet, I will always be able to track you down online forever.

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            Demon Possessed
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            Haha you "pwned" me? :laugh: Like I care that some worthless little dweeb is mad at me and knows my name. :rolleyes:

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            • D Demon Possessed

              Haha you "pwned" me? :laugh: Like I care that some worthless little dweeb is mad at me and knows my name. :rolleyes:

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              CataclysmicQuantum
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              Demon Possessed wrote:

              you "pwned" me

              I know it stings to receive a massive bitch slap by the Master Pimp.

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              • C CataclysmicQuantum

                Demon Possessed wrote:

                you "pwned" me

                I know it stings to receive a massive bitch slap by the Master Pimp.

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                Demon Possessed
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                You love just qouting little pieces of my posts out of context don't you? :rolleyes: It's kind of entertaining though to watch a borderline retarded person on the interent thinking they have "pwnd" me.

                CataclysmicQuantums wrote:

                I know it stings to receive a massive bitch slap

                Those rappers you listen to would probably be embarassed if they knew that you tried to copy them.

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                • L Lost User

                  CataclysmicQuantums wrote:

                  I will whip my ass right on the eye piece

                  Thats no way to treat your donkey!

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                  Lost User
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                  Josh Gray wrote:

                  I will whip my ass right on the eye piece Thats no way to treat your donkey!

                  Ass is another name for a donkey. Arse is another name for ya bum. Whip means to beat with an implement. You threated to beat your donkey with an implement on his eye piece!

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                    Josh Gray wrote:

                    I will whip my ass right on the eye piece Thats no way to treat your donkey!

                    Ass is another name for a donkey. Arse is another name for ya bum. Whip means to beat with an implement. You threated to beat your donkey with an implement on his eye piece!

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                    CataclysmicQuantum
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                    I corrected my spelling error. [^]

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                    • C CataclysmicQuantum

                      I corrected my spelling error. [^]

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                      Tim Craig
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                      CataclysmicQuantums wrote:

                      I corrected my spelling error.

                      And then turned right around and made another grammatical error. :laugh: Your[^]

                      Compassionate Conservatism is an Oxymoron. Bush is just a Moron.

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                      • T Tim Craig

                        CataclysmicQuantums wrote:

                        I corrected my spelling error.

                        And then turned right around and made another grammatical error. :laugh: Your[^]

                        Compassionate Conservatism is an Oxymoron. Bush is just a Moron.

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                        CataclysmicQuantum
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                        You'** is a fucking curse word bitch!

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                        • C CataclysmicQuantum

                          Now that I know your real name, your internet hangouts, and interests I will always be collecting more information. I will build an extensive profile. I pwned you! How does it feel to be a bitch? If it wasn't for this, I might have not of found your information.[^] However, now that I know the current information, you will never be able to hide. Unless you stop using the internet, I will always be able to track you down online forever.

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                          Tim Craig
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                          Geez but you're slow on the uptake. Anyone who knows anything here has had that information for ages. Now, do you want me publishing your daddy's name?

                          Compassionate Conservatism is an Oxymoron. Bush is just a Moron.

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                          • T Tim Craig

                            Geez but you're slow on the uptake. Anyone who knows anything here has had that information for ages. Now, do you want me publishing your daddy's name?

                            Compassionate Conservatism is an Oxymoron. Bush is just a Moron.

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                            CataclysmicQuantum
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                            Tim Craig wrote:

                            Geez but you're slow on the uptake.

                            I never bothered to look.

                            Tim Craig wrote:

                            Anyone who knows anything here has had that information for ages.

                            I doubt that...

                            Tim Craig wrote:

                            Now, do you want me publishing your daddy's name?

                            Thats out of my control, and I won't be manipulated anyways.

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                            • C CataclysmicQuantum

                              You'** is a fucking curse word bitch!

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                              Tim Craig
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                              Just because you don't understand contractions doesn't make you as smart as Mr. Data. :rolleyes:

                              Compassionate Conservatism is an Oxymoron. Bush is just a Moron.

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                                Just because you don't understand contractions doesn't make you as smart as Mr. Data. :rolleyes:

                                Compassionate Conservatism is an Oxymoron. Bush is just a Moron.

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                                CataclysmicQuantum
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                                Tim Craig wrote:

                                Just because you don't understand contractions doesn't make you as smart as Mr. Data.

                                I did not say I did not understand them. I said that You'** is a fucking curse word.

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                                • D Demon Possessed

                                  You are the one who posts about homosexuals constantly, and then you call me gay. I think most people grow out of that when they are around 14. :laugh: Every time you post, Joshua, you make it clearer and clearer why you are so rejected and lonley in real life. No one wants to be around someone like you who has the mind of a 12 year old.

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                                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                  Demon Possessed wrote:

                                  No one wants to be around someone like you who has the mind of a 12 year old.

                                  You give him too much credit.

                                  Real men drive manual transmission

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                                  • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                    Demon Possessed wrote:

                                    You are the one who posts about homosexuals constantly

                                    Thats because I have 2 queers who follow me around on codeproject and reply with shit. It is nasty.

                                    Demon Possessed wrote:

                                    you make it clearer and clearer why you are so rejected and lonley in real life.

                                    I'm not rejected, I'm respected by all the real mother fuckers. Faggots like you are jealous of a pimp mother fucker like me. Bow down to your master. In high school people called me Master, even my teachers.

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                                    73Zeppelin
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                                    CataclysmicQuantums wrote:

                                    In high school people called me Master, even my teachers.

                                    Yeah, MasterBaiter... :rolleyes:


                                    "Surely you know what a blue-plate is, man? They shove the whole meal at you under your nose, already dished up on your plate -roast turkey, cranberry sauce, sausages and carrots and French Fried. I can't bear French fried but there's no pick and choose with a blue-plate." "No pick and choose?" "You eat what you're given. That's democracy, man."

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                                    • C Christian Graus

                                      Yeah, Satan keeps puttng bugs n my code, too. And he broke my 'i' key, it only works half the tme.

                                      Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                                      jhwurmbach
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                                      Christian Graus wrote:

                                      And he broke my 'i' key, it only works half the tme.

                                      Thats the good thing in english - you can most often write 'me' or 'myself' instead of 'I' :-D


                                      Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
                                      Douglas Adams, "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"

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                                      • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                        Demon Possessed wrote:

                                        You are too retarded (literally) to even be able to put together a sensible insult. And you wonder why no one likes you or wants to be around you.

                                        I will use your Orion 70mm refractor to wipe my ass. I will whip wipe my ass right on the eye piece so you will smell it. Refractors are shitty anyways, thats what mommies buy their little boys for christmas. Reflectors are the way to go bitch. -- modified at 23:13 Thursday 1st November, 2007

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                                        jhwurmbach
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                                        CataclysmicQuantums wrote:

                                        Orion 70mm refractor

                                        Is that some sort of a huge anal dildo?:rolleyes:


                                        Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
                                        Douglas Adams, "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"

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                                        • C Christian Graus

                                          Yeah, Satan keeps puttng bugs n my code, too. And he broke my 'i' key, it only works half the tme.

                                          Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                                          led mike
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                                          Christian Graus wrote:

                                          And he broke my 'i' key

                                          I don't know, maybe you should blame Steve Jobs for abusing the letter 'I'. ;P

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